"Mos Eisley Spaceport. Never again will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."
In the original Star Wars, Chalmun's Spaceport Cantina (yeah I just found out what it was actually called, thanks Wookieepedia) introduced us to the breadth of bizarre alien creatures in the Star Wars galaxy, all crammed in a seedy bar on a backwater planet. From the hammer-headed Ithorian designed by Ron Cobb to the devilish Devaronian designed by Rick Baker, Lucas's creative team helped bring a universe of seemingly limitless possibilities to life in one short sequence. The scene has had a number of homages and imitations in other entries of the saga, but how do they all stack up compared to the original and arguably the best?
There's some criteria for what constitutes a "cantina" scene. It has to be some kind of enclosed environment featuring a plethora of unique alien designs with tonnes of visible personality as well as an overall lively though somewhat intimidating atmosphere for the protagonists. I'll be ranking them all out of 10 on the Cantina Factor. I'll only be counting the mainline "episodes" of the saga.
Episode V... doesn't have a cantina scene. The closest thing is the bounty hunter gathering on the Star Destroyer bridge, but... it doesn't really have the same feel and is a bit too brief to count. Move along, move along.
Episode VI, on the other hand, throws us right into the 24/7 partyhouse that it Jabba's Palace. A stew of filth and debauchery surpassing Mos Eisley, you almost feel dirty just looking at this place. Jabba is truly the Fisher King of his establishment, everything is as grimy and seedy as the giant slug himself. We see Jabba's entourage of performers, jesters and burlesque dancers, as well as servants, guards, bounty hunters, VIPs and assorted criminal scum. Compared to Mos Eisley, we get to see this litany of bizarre characters in greater focus, with many turning out to be quite important figures in the expanded universe. The main centres of attraction include: Jabba's pale, weak-minded Twi'lek majordomo Bib Fortuna; the axe-wielding, boar-like Gamorrean Guards; Jabba's cackling jester Salacious B. Crumb; Boba Fett flirting with girls; Oola the sexy Twi'lek slave dancer who's fed to the Rancor; Malakili the Rancor keeper who tenderly weeps when his beloved pet is crushed to death; EV-9D9 the sadistic torture droid; Ephant Mon the horrifically ugly elephant thing who is apparently Jabba's best mate; and last but not least, Max Rebo the cute blue DJ. Bossk the Trandoshan bounty hunter also has a blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo. The 1997 Special Edition controversially extends the song-and-dance number with Sy Snootles, replacing her (admittedly awful) puppet with CGI and adding an entirely new singer, Joh Yowza, who obnoxiously mugs the camera during his solo. Overall, the Jabba's Palace scene is in many ways better than the original Mos Eisley cantina scene, but it suffers greatly in the Special Edition... still, nothing can stop it ranking a solid 9/10 on the Cantina Factor.
With an enhanced budget and new fangled digital effects technology, Episode I is basically one long creature-feature. There's not really a single scene quite like Mos Eisley, as nearly every scene seems to have crowds of alien extras wandering around. Ironically, we don't see any cantina-like locations on Tatooine in the film, though the Boonta Eve Classic podrace scene provides us a decent alternative. All of the greatest podracers in the Outer Rim gathered together with their own idiosyncratic vehicles, including Anakin's cruel arch-rival Sebulba, the four-armed Gasgano, and the legend himself Ben Quadrinaros. Pit droids wander around providing some visual comedy. We see Jabba and Gardulla presiding over the event, with live race commentary provided in both Basic and Huttese by the hammy two-headed Fodesinbeed Annodue, a.k.a. Fode and Beed. Anakin's slave friends, including the young Rhodian played by Warwick Davis, also appear to cheer him on. However, considering that the rest of the film shoves so many CGI alien mugs in our faces all the way through, it doesn't have quite as much impact. 6/10.
In Episode II, we get the Outlander Club on Coruscant during Obi-Wan and Anakin's citywide chase for the bounty hunter Zam Wessell. As an avid clubber myself (not so much now, thanks COVID), I naturally like this scene and it's also cool to see the night life on a civilised Core World for once. On the downside, we don't get a good look at many quirky alien characters, but the one who does make an impression is no less than excellent: the deathstick dealer Elan Sleazebaggio. I wonder if he did go home and rethink his life? The scene also started the fan theory that Obi-Wan might be an alcoholic, seeing as he eagerly heads straight to the bar for some shots like the absolute legend he is. The "Jedi causes commotion with lightsaber, everyone looks then just carries on as normal" beat is given a tribute too. Moreover, the Outlander Club is used in an awesome fan film called Hell's Club which mashes together various iconic club scenes from other movies -- Ewan McGregor's Obi-Wan encounters Ewan McGregor's Renton from Trainspotting while Tony Manero from Saturday Night Fever leers at Anakin a little too long (also the madness makes Carlito's death no less sad, RIP). 8/10.
Episode III, there isn't one, skip.
Being a soft remake of Episode IV, Episode VII gives us a straightforward cantina scene with Maz Kanata's Castle on Takodana. Takodana might be one of my favourite locations in the whole saga. On paper it's an unremarkable forest planet but there's something... tangible about it. The fact that it was filmed in a real forest and a real set for the castle rather than a greenscreen backdrop definitely helps. Beyond Kanata herself, we see glimpses of some interesting looking characters, including: Grummgar the hulking big game hunter; Bazine Netal the enigmatic First Order spy who rats on BB-8; and most memorable of all, Sidon Ithano a.k.a. The Crimson Corsair, the red-garbed mercenary who Finn offers to join up with. Among the flags adorning the castle, you can also see the emblem of the real life charity organisation, the 501st Legion. Nice touch. Will we ever find out how the Skywalker lightsaber got there though? 9/10.
Episode VIII gives us the controversial Canto Bight on planet Cantonica. I'm very much pro-Canto Bight, it's a perfect 'anti-Mos Eisley'. Rather than a usual wretched hive of destitute criminals, Cantonica is a luxury casino resort filled with the disgusting, decadent elite of the galaxy. Crooks of a different breed. The aesthetic is great, it's all white and clean but filled with some truly repulsive-looking aliens squeezed into tight tuxedos and dresses. Like Finn, it's easy to get lost in the glitz and glamour until you see what it's all built on, then you can cheer when the Fathiers tear it all down. As bad as it all is, a part of me still finds Canto Bight appealing -- I wouldn't mind getting suited and booted and playing a bit of roulette (or the Star Wars verse equivalent of it, idfk) with some fuckin' weird aliens. Speaking of, let's get to some. We've got: Countess Alissyndrex delga Cantonica Provincion, the ruler of the town who can only be described as a purple slab of meat with a human face; Lexo Sooger the long-armed masseur; Slowen Lo the busybody Abendedo who almost destroys the Resistance because Finn and Rose parked on a beach; the Cthulhu-esque Palandag jazz band, somehow weirder than the Modal Nodes from Mos Eisley; Dobbu Scay the diminutive monocled alien who drunkenly mistakes BB-8 for a slot machine, also played by Mark Hamill; Justin Theroux and doll-faced model Lily Cole cameoing as the suave "Master Codebreaker" and his square-haired partner respectively; and of course, Benicio del Toro's "DJ" imprisoned down in the cells. Below the casino itself, we see the abusive slavery practices on both animals and children, with the boy Temiri Blagg revealing himself as Force-sensitive in the ending shot of the film after being inspired by the legend of Luke Skywalker. Whether or not you like its role in the story, it's a damn good alien cantina, 10/10.
Finally, we get to Episode IX. It's easy to miss because of how insanely fast-paced the film is, but yeah, there is a cantina scene on Kijimi, in the Spice Runner Den. I always wondered if this planet is a reference to Hideo Kojima, makes sense considering he and J.J. Abrams are friends, though apparently it's also a reference to some Japanese synthesizer brand. It's nothing to write home about. I mean, yeah, we're introduced to Zorii Bliss and Babu Frik, the best character in the entire trilogy, but what else is there? Oh yeah, a cameo from John freakin' Williams as the bartender Oma Tres. But yeah, apart from that, it's bland and forgettable, there are some aliens dotted around but none of them are focused on particularly. 3/10.
And there you have it. I felt weird about ranking Mos Eisley itself with its own imitators when it originated the whole trope, so I leave that one to you guys. Which is your favourite?

It is now time for King's Survivor's 22nd season, and this time we will be returning to Cambodia, where there hasn't been a season filmed since season 10. We will see the return of the Brains Vs Brawn Vs Beauty twist, and will the Beauties win like last time, or will a different tribe's castaway win the game?
The Cast:
Chan Loh (Brains) Tribe:
Adrian Blair, 28, Casino Owner, u/UltDragon
Becky Ope, 34, Librarian, u/Rylandoesreddit
Cedric "CJ" Williams Jr., 29, Professional Poker Player, u/TDSwaggyBoy
Merrick Anton, 34, Food Reviewer, u/Twig7665
Yolanda Garcia, 23, Secretary, u/Pray_The_Gay_To_Come
Zina Allrhed, 42, Casino Manager, u/CapybaraWookiee
To Tang (Brawn) Tribe:
Aaron Farland, 43, Football Coach, u/TDSwaggyBoy
Abbey Corale, 24, Exercise Psychologist, u/FabColette
Brent Gonzalez, 38, Steroid Manufacturer (I messed up with the counting of the male brawn tribe members, so I had to put this guy in)
Isadora "Isa" Pineda, 25, Choreographer, u/FabColette
Jackie Murray, 29, Personal Trainer, u/Twig7665
Shawn Phillip, 24, Professional Wrestler, u/acegamer1337
Gondol (Beauty) Tribe:
Craig James, 35, Model, u/Twig7665
Jessica "Jessi" Deeler, 22, Instagram Infuencer, u/AngolanDesert
Matilda Ness, 23, Waitress, u/TDSwaggyBoy
Peter Sloan, 30, Real Estate Agent, u/SilverOwl24
Sa'Rae "Rae" Jones, 24, VIP Barmaid, u/RickieXCX
Sue Hanel, 18, Masseuse, u/Dadaist-Drama
Link to Season
Episode 1: The tribes are divided into the Brains (Chan Loh), Brawn (To Tang), and Beauty (Gondol) tribes, each consisting of 6 members. At the Brains tribe, Adrian and CJ get along very well, and they form a duo. Yolanda and Zina see this and they align with each other to survive. After CJ finds the idol and fails to show it to Adrian, Adrian feels betrayed and their alliance weakens significantly. At the Brawn tribe, Aaron sees Abbey and Jackie forming a close relationship, so he gets Brent, Isa, and Shawn, who is impressing the tribe with his physicality, on his side. At the Beauty tribe, Craig and Peter strike up a bond, and they pull in Rae to create a solid three, and then talk to Sue to create four. The Beauty tribe loses immunity, and the majority four contemplate their moves. They decide that Matilda should be the first boot based on her poor performance in the immunity challenge. Matilda is blindsided in a 4-2 vote, leaving her ally Jessi confused.
Episode 2: Jessi confronts her tribe after being blindsided, but bonds with Sue, because... reasons. Sue thinks it's fake bonding and goes to Rae, Peter, and Craig and lets them know that. Over at the Brawn tribe, Shawn, not content with being solidly in the majority and well liked, searches for and finds an idol for himself. While this is happening, Isa gets along with the other tribe members, putting Shawn at the bottom of the pecking order for the Brawn tribe. At the Brain tribe, CJ's cockiness because he has the idol starts to piss off his tribe mates, and they suspect he has an idol, but are unable to find it on his bag when they search through it. The Beauties lose immunity again, and because Jessi is on the outs, they all decide that she needs to go. Jessi throws her tribe under the bus at tribal council, stating she was the only one that did anything around camp, and this outburst gets her voted out unanimously.
Episode 3: The four remaining Beauties vow to not let the other tribes beat them ever again, since they were down to only four members against two tribes of six. Sue tries to get Rae to flip against Peter and Craig, but Rae is aligned very tightly to Peter and Craig, so Sue becomes a target of hers. At the Brains tribe, Yolanda and Becky get along, but Yolanda has no loyalty towards her, and decides that she would be a good target. At the Brawn tribe, Shawn finds Abbey looking through his bag and has a massive blowup at her, causing them both to become targets. The Beauties lose immunity yet again, and Sue becomes target number one for the rest of the tribe. Sue, not wanting to go home, has one last trick up his sleeve. He tries to expose Craig's game, and Craig's closest ally, Peter, not wanting Craig to get blindsided, so Peter plays his idol for Craig, and only one vote was cast against Craig, so Sue goes home in a 3-0 vote.
Episode 4: Rae, not wanting the two guys to turn on her, looks for and finds the idol so she can have safety if they were to go to tribal. At the Brains tribe, Zina's overbearing attitude starts to irritate the other tribe members. At the Brawn tribe, Aaron gets into fights with Abbey and Jackie over basically nothing, causing them to dislike him. The reward challenge sees the Beauty tribe expand their losing streak, losing the reward challenge. They are able to win the immunity challenge, and instead the Brawn tribe goes to tribal. Brent gets a target on his back for blowing the challenge, and the majority alliance decides to vote for Jackie at first, but Aaron insists that Abbey has to go, because he didn't like the way she acted. Aaron gets his way, and Abbey is voted out 4-2. Also, Shawn decides to use his idol to make sure he doesn't go home.
Episode 5: Jackie, without an ally in the game, looks for and finds the hidden immunity idol rehidden after Shawn's idol shenanigans. Because Shawn played an idol, this causes Aaron to not trust him anymore. At the Beauty tribe, Craig, Peter, and Rae worry about the next immunity challenge, since if they lose, they would be down to two members. Luckily for them, it's the Brains tribe that goes to tribal council. Merrick starts working with the women as a counter to Adrian and CJ's close relationship. He also flat out dislikes CJ, but talks to him and they actually bond a little, making Merrick feel bad about voting him off. CJ and Adrian plan on voting off Zina for acting as the tribe leader, wanting to cause chaos within the tribe, and CJ plays his idol, negating four votes and sending Zina home fifth.
Episode 6: The tribes are informed that a tribe swap will occur, and the To Tang tribe will be no more. On the new Chan Loh tribe is Aaron, Adrian, Becky, Brent, Craig, and Jackie. The new Gondol tribe has Isa, Merrick, Peter, Rae, Shawn, and Yolanda. As for CJ, he will be put on Exile Island until tribal council, where he will join the losing tribe after tribal council. At Gondol, the tribe members get to know one another before they all begin to want to take each other out. At Chan Loh, Becky finds an idol while Aaron and Jackie have a huge argument just because Aaron hates Jackie. The Gondol tribe wins immunity, and Aaron is able to convince the entire tribe to vote off Jackie, but Jackie plays her idol and decides with her one vote to idol out Brent because of his uselessness in challenges.
Episode 7: CJ joins the Chan Loh tribe, and he immediately feels out of place. He is able to reunite with ally Adrian, and soon after Becky and Adrian have a huge fight over Becky moving Adrian's bag, and Adrian thinking she went through his belongings. At Gondol, Merrick and Yolanda's quarrels end up with them splitting up their alliance they once had. Gondol wins immunity once again, and Chan Loh goes to their third tribal council. Aaron pulls CJ into his alliance and tells him that he's been trying to get rid of Jackie since day 1 and he needs his help. CJ agrees to it, and Jackie is voted off unanimously one day before merge.
Episode 8: The tribes merge into the Dara tribe, consisting of the top 11 players, who are Aaron, Adrian, Becky, CJ, Craig, Isa, Merrick, Peter, Rae, Shawn, and Yolanda. Immediately, Isa and Craig have an argument because of their conflicting personalities. This causes a massive split to occur, with Isa and Shawn becoming the outsiders. Peter wins immunity, and Isa and Shawn target Aaron for being strong willed and good in challenges, while the majority target Shawn for his likability and strength in challenges, and Shawn becomes the first juror in a 9-2 vote.
Episode 9: Aaron gets mad at Isa for voting for him, and they have a major blowout that attracts the attention of most of the tribe. Isa, Aaron, Becky, Merrick, and Adrian win the reward challenge, and they get to enjoy some time away from the game, where they don't have to worry about voting each other out. At this point, a new majority, led by Peter, Craig, and Rae try to send Aaron to the jury. That plan goes out the window when Aaron wins immunity, forcing them to pick a new target. Unfortunately for them, CJ talks with Aaron and tells him what was happening if he didn't win immunity, and Aaron immediately tries to round up numbers to get rid of Craig. He convinces the whole tribe, minus Yolanda and the Beauty trio, to vote off Craig, and it is successful, and Craig becomes the second member of the jury in a 6-4 vote.
Episode 10: After feeling betrayed by the previous night's votes, Yolanda becomes angry at CJ for betraying her. Merrick, thinking he's on the bottom of his alliance, flips on them and joins the alliance of Yolanda, Peter, and Rae. At the reward challenge, Rae, CJ, Yolanda, and Isa win the reward, and they get Chinese takeout delivered to camp. Aaron wins immunity again, so the four of Merrick, Peter, Rae, and Yolanda target Becky again. The majority talks among themselves and decides that Yolanda needs to go because of her strategic acumen, so Yolanda is voted out 5-4 over Becky.
Episode 11: After tribal council, since Becky was close to getting voted out twice now, Becky gets really cocky that she could survive anything in this game, and it starts to really annoy her tribe mates. Only Adrian at first seems to be on her side, but then Merrick has a fight with Aaron, and joins their side as well, giving them three players and an idol. The next day, the Survivor Auction takes place, Aaron wins a cheeseburger and beer, CJ wins a letter from home, and Rae wins an extra vote advantage. CJ wins the immunity challenge this round. Peter and Rae come to Aaron, CJ, and Isa and they try to forget their former distrust, as they're all in the same boat together now. at tribal council, Rae plays her extra vote, voting for Becky twice, and Becky, feeling she's in danger, plays her idol, sending Aaron to the jury with 3 votes.
Episode 12: Everyone congratulates Becky on her successful idol play, although the four remaining people in the majority want to target her again as soon as possible. The Brains team up to take out Merrick, who is no longer loyal to them, but Merrick talks to Isa and the Beauties to take out Becky for being too dangerous. Isa and Rae win the reward challenge, and they bring Adrian, and form a fake final three deal with him, but they don't want to take him to the end. Adrian calls their bluff almost immediately and assumes Merrick was behind it. CJ wins immunity, and Becky is voted out 4-3.
Episode 13: Isa, despite being on the right side of the votes, decides to isolate herself from the rest of the tribe, making her to be a target. Merrick finally realizes how big of a threat Peter and Rae are, since they would take each other to the end no matter what, and he tells CJ, Isa, and Adrian. Merrick, Adrian, and CJ win reward, and they relax for a bit while knowing that their plan would work. Adrian wins immunity, and at tribal council, Rae plays her idol, negating four votes and making Merrick the sixth jury member in a 2-0 vote.
Episode 14: Now with no idols left in the game, there is nowhere to hide for any of the contestants. Rae wins the reward challenge, and brings the two she trusted the most with her- Peter and CJ. There, they form a final three deal. CJ wins immunity, and the three of Isa, Rae, and Peter target Adrian for his close ties with CJ. CJ thinks that Isa would be voting Rae with him and Adrian, but Isa goes behind his back and votes for Adrian, and Adrian becomes the seventh jury member.
Finale: CJ, realizing his time is up if he doesn't win immunity, tries to convince Isa to flip back on his side, which works, but CJ still doesn't trust Isa. CJ wins the reward and shares it with Isa in hopes that Isa wouldn't flip on him, and it works. Isa wins immunity, and votes with him for Peter, the biggest strategist left in the game. What happens next is a fire making challenge between the two men, which CJ wins. Peter becomes the eighth juror. The next day, the final three compete in a reward challenge for an undisclosed advantage. CJ wins this advantage, and he goes into the next tribal with the power to remove a juror. Not wanting a tie to happen, he removes Yolanda from the jury, because he knows Yolanda wouldn't vote for him no matter what. The final three consists of CJ, Isa, and Rae. CJ explains his status as an underdog, and that he survived death many times in this game. Rae claims that she played the best game, since she was on a struggling tribe in the early game, played an idol, and voted right at every tribal council. Isa is seen as too much of a flipper to win, and in the end, the jury decides to give CJ the win in a close 4-3 vote. Craig is revealed to be the winner of the fan favorite award for his strategic game and wacky personality.
Winner: Cedric "CJ" Williams Jr., u/TDSwaggyBoy
Fan Favorite: Craig James, u/Twig7665
Next season will be the first season using the new Brantsteele simulators instead of the older ones, so it will hopefully feature longer, more detailed write ups. It will also see the return of the Battle of the Ages twist, although it is now with Millennials and Gen Xers. It will be King's Survivor: Millennials Vs Gen X!

With 3 shitty items a week, it will be impossible to forge unique armor and weapons of each type, and dismantle to forge unique charms. I had 50 a day and still couldn't get unique!!! It's unfair to the new players. The bounty board should have been an extra, not replace getting stuff. The stamina for big monsters isn't worth paying anymore.
They thought that if they put the carrot further away, the donkey would run faster. I'm not paying more to get more stuff, when it's impossible to forge... and even all the money of the world won't change the fact that bounty are 3 MAX A WEEK!!!
We don't have to let them ruin the game that we love. It's OUR game, we are the customers, we paid for it. Let's not pay until they bring back the most important part of the game: getting shitty stuff EACH time we fight roaming monsters, so we can use the FORGE to get better stuff, and UPGRADE.
If I didn't love my guild mate so much, I would delete the game RIGHT AWAY.
Don't buy the pass. Let's send them a clear message that we refuse to be forced to pay to be VIP. We should all get the same rewards, hard work should be rewarded more. Not more money. Spending real cash to be able to play longer was outrageous enough. Limited edition items for people who pay is disgusting. If it was more shards to star up a hero that everyone get with fewer battles, ok... but denying the poor access to content is revolting. I gave money because I was free to... because I wanted to enjoy an already fun game more. I deleted games that forced me to pay for content right away. (Raid)
If you want to be a casino, then become one. Stop insulting us! We want cool story and to upgrade our stuff into glory. This has become impossible. The carrot is so far that I don't see it anymore. The donkey isn't moving, it'd rather starve than pointlessly run after something that requires too much effort and time. I'm not giving you more money.
I'm not giving you money anymore until you fix this disgusting downgrade.

hello everyone , this is my first post on here im 25 years old and have been gambling since i can remember. growing up i was always surrounded by gambling , mainly horse racing as grandfather owns horses which later on i got into aswell. when i was 18 i went to the casino for my birthday won 3k at the casino and i would be surprised if ive had a month if a week since then gamble free..... my story is an interesting one as i played poker professionally for a year and did very well for myself only to gambling it all away on the horses, dogs ect. If i were to estimate how much i have lost since i was 18-25 it would be well over 1million which makes sick to even think about. i started betting on the tab when i was around 18 and i got super hooked with ladbrokes on all the deposit match offers they used to offer me. Its so bloody wrong how they can offer you all these deposit matches ( government say they have made it illegal, but the agencies know who to target trust me). i Was a ''VIP'' member with the majority of the companies i was with and would recieve phone call after email after text for deposit matches , bonus bets , free stuff ect. One day i was around 21 and deposited 100 dollars into my TAB account and turned it into 15k within around 2 hours. i was stocked and couldnt believe it ! went down to my local tab to get the money out and account was not verifed even though i had previously withdrawn multiple times before. they said i had to provide all these documents and could take up to 3 weeks to verify, i knew at that point the money was gone.... i went home and tilted the whole lot within an hour. these sites are evil with how they work and i encourage any young gambler to self exclude thereselves from all betting apps. It took me until i was around 24 to ban myself from all the online apps and you would be surprised at how many bloody online bookies there are these days. it all started as a bit of fun to kill time and win a bit of money here and there then years down the track it got to my head as i was known as the big punter of the area and it legit got to my head that i had to keep this reputation up , sounds so stupid but its how i was thinking at the time. went from 5 dollar better to 10 to 100 to average bet size of 300 plus and once you go up its impossible in your head to go back down because the gambler mind set is ''i could of win more betting bigger''.
anyway so i was gamble free at the start of this year for around 2 months and it was the best 2 months of my life was just enjoying life , loving not constantly being consumed by gambling 24/7. i then went to a mates house and had a 50 dollar bet, won and ended up winning around 5k for the day and we are here again now and im hooked again. ive won around 25k in profit the last 3 months but its still never enough and its not even about the money anymore , its about the rush and just doing it to satisfy my self. But theres nothing more i want then to stop it for good!! im honestly so tired and drained in every way by gambling and ive come soo soo far and have to much drive in life to let it consume me . i was finding myself signing myself up to bookies under mates names, family names ect but ive recently blocked all them again too and told them all not to let me do it. i looked at my bank the other day and have deposited over 100k the last 75 days in gambling transactions.
im so keen to just get rid of this shit for good, its pure evil and when im in a good headspace i couldnt think of anything worse. if anyone out there has any tips for myself it would be much appreaciated! i have been to councilors and i just dont like it its not for me . ive shared 0.1% of my story but i would be here typing for a year if i was to recap half of it .
look forward to hearing from all you legends!

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So I'm coming back to GTA:O this weekend after a year away from it due to life and all the accoutrements that go with it (and when it has finally finished installing!).
I left after Doomsday was in full swing and then completely missed After Hours, and from a cursory search, it doesn't sound like I've missed much. Is there anything which is compulsory / mandatory for money making, or is the usual rotation of crates / IE and MC / Bunker with VIP jobs in between still the go to? I'm interested in splashing out on a few of the vehicles to keep my garage themes going and I think I'll be getting rid of a few of my old vehicles which have just sat there not being used ever since I bought them. I'm still reading up on how exactly I can set myself up in the cheapest way to start on the new heists.
I have:

• Just North of $16 million cash ($16.6million from Social Club) and what's left of the stock of Elegy Retro Customs that I made before I went offline ;) (which will probably result in about $18million after getting rid of them)
• An office, 2 Large Warehouses and a Small (for special cargo)
• I/E Warehouse (as far as I can remember, I spent ages setting it up for repeat high end cars and was doing this for a bit and it's a fairly chilled $240k an hour)
• Fully upgraded Coke Business (Downtown LS one)
• Fully upgraded Bunker (Farmhouse I think)
• The usual essentials like Hydra, Oppressor, Buzzard (and a random Valkyrie which I bought when I was drunk or something). I also have essentials from Smuggler's Run / Gunrunning / Doomsday such as the Akula, Hunter, Deluxo, Avenger, MCC, APC etc which are all fully upgraded to my knowledge.
• A full CEO Garage full of cars modded to my liking which I don't really want to get rid of (except maybe a few when I finally get online this weekend, but I do have a floor full of race cars which were the best at the time of Gunrunning / Doomsday / Smuggler's Run (X80, T20, Vagner, Nero Custom etc. - is there a new fastest super or can I safely get by with what I have? - Nero Custom tank for demolition derby type races and Vagner for actually winning stuff.)
• A maxed out yacht (the one with the canopy over the top deck for doing that VIP mission without getting fisted from above)

I don't have:

• Anything from AH / Casino.

I'm not fully up to speed on the new Heists yet and most of my mates that I used to play with have stopped playing ages ago leaving me alone. I'm used to grinding CEO stuff on my own in crew / solo sessions and do everything like MC sales and bunker sales with one vehicle, or two if I'm feeling ballsy in a public lobby. I'm still in my crew so I can safely get into friendly lobbies.
How much would you reckon I'd have to fork out to get set up comfortably with a penthouse / get set up for the new heists and content? Is there anything new which I can drop into my money-making rotation?

Happy Holidays Everyone!
Thanks for all the input. I promise, I'll get around to making the changes you fine folks have found, but it might not be for a bit. I am in writing mode, not revision mode. That said, the other day I went back and fixed the past installments so all the parts are easier to find.
Thanks again for the support, it really means a lot to me.
-Nex
Part 11
PART 1PART 4 PART 7 Part 10 PART 13
PART 2 PART 5 PART 8 PART 11 PART 14
PART 3 PART 6 PART 9 PART 12 “Turist’s command hab on sensor in 90 seconds.” The entire bridge had been quiet for the last several minutes. They’d been screaming through the asteroid field since they’d realized they lost contact with command but the much faster fighters had legged them out a while ago. That wasn’t actually as bad as it sounded, since the asteroids were just smaller than Pluto and were fairly easy to avoid. The only thing that made them irritating was their erratic orbits and frequent collisions.
Everyone was loaded for war. Armor was on, guns were readied. The AI were actually a little nervous, as they had never really had lives to lose before. There had always been the chance that their ship would be destroyed, but usually the AI was salvageable, and often was salvaged. They weren’t cheap after all. This time, they had bodies that could be destroyed more easily. During the boarding, it was just act and react. This time, they had 8 to 10 minutes to think about what would happen.
The Freedom was in heavy stealth mode. It was running silent and storing massive amounts of heat in Askahr tanks. The bright green liquid crystallized in the tanks when heated. Heat kept the crystals forming and when heat was taken away, they stopped growing. When they were subjected to a specific harmonic frequency, they fractured and released the heat back and into power using something similar to the Seebeck effect. The Freedom had very good stealth ability for it’s size. That meant that it didn’t have much for armament, just a pair of lasers in the nose, one Missile battery, and 3 point defense turrets. The lasers were Powerful, but tough to aim, since they ran the length of the ship and could not be focused.
The Freedom was running 5 Kilometers in front of the Redemption and communicating back via tight beam laser. The laser was extremely focused, there was virtually no chance of being intercepted. The redemption was also running in stealth mode. It was using a far older technology to store the heat, and did so far less efficiently. It wouldn’t show brightly on an enemy scope, but it would show.
They were using passive LIDAR to interpret what they were seeing. The nearby star wasn’t especially bright, but the data was usable. The Fighters had engaged 2 pirate craft and were in a dog fight near the Hab.
“Jido,” Mac said. “We can have a firing solution on those ships from this distance in 15 seconds.”
“Really? How?” Jido said incredulously. “These lasers are really better for closer work since they can’t be aimed well.”
“AI can pilot this ship far more precisely than a meat pilot,” Mac said matter of factly.
“Take the shot,” Was all Jido said.
Several seconds went by, then the whole ship hummed for a second as the powerful lasers discharged. Then again. Then a third time. “We register three hits on two craft, Freedom,” Garm said over the command channel. One is dust, the other is floating.” After the first shot, the Redemption had dropped stealth and activated a full sensor ping.
Jido could hear Mac speaking with the fighter jocks, one of whom had been hit and was leaking atmo, but all he could focus on was Garm’s voice. “Third craft landed near the hab. Redemption Firing Scorcher Missiles,” Garm said. The missiles were similar to the mine they hit earlier, and would disable the craft for a few minutes. The Pirates had several magazines of them already loaded, and they were a great choice here, as it would render the ship inoperable while they came in and landed near it. “Hit. Craft electromagnetic emissions negligible.”
“...We can aid Strike 2, Captain Glor. The Redemption is going ground side,” Mac was saying when Jido again focused on what he was saying. Mac slowed the ship and took it in a slow arc around the wounded fighter. They could see scorch marks where plasma packets had vaporized chunks of armor, and the streaming cloud of atmo pouring from the starboard side of the canopy. He brought the Freedom in close, and activated the Gravity grapple. It used directed gravity to bring things closer to the ship. It had a myriad of uses, such as asteroid recovery, grabbing disabled fighters, or abducting cows from pastures on Earth.
The Redemption screamed toward the Asteroid, and only in the final thousand or so feet, did it start to slow. The G’s sustained were heavy and would have killed most other races, save for humans, and the AI. The craft touched down, and the three AI aboard poured out the side door, rifles shouldered. Immediately one of the AI on the Freedom took control and lifted off, burning hard to get distance.
Garm took the lead and ran to the pirate ship in great bounds. As briefed, Turist had acquired a gravity generator and installed it near the installation. It was slightly less than the Earth normal Mark kept the ship at, though it was perfect for Turist’s. The Asteroid bound Hab was quite large and you could see the closed blast doors over the windows and the scorched hole where the Pirates had cut their way in.
The Ship was a converted light freighter. It had a couple turreted light railguns mounted on, as well as a few box launchers welded in place. The box launchers were dead simple. As described, they were boxes that held missiles, and were only reloaded by hand from the front, unlike the freedom that had an internal bay that fed from a magazine. The Redemption had both, but the Box launchers were mounted by the Pirates.
In seconds, the AI had cleared the ship, and ran back down the ramp, crouching with their rifles looking wherever their heads went. There was a large cargo lifter near the Ship, and they took cover there. As they got there, they immediately began taking rail gun fire from inside the hole burned into the cargo bay door. They replied with their own rail gun fire, but much more accurately. The fire stopped, and they advanced on the hole, moving from cover to cover, there being several stacks of shipping containers scattered between the Bay and the ship.
As they knelt behind a box, they noticed the ship’s rear door close, and the ship lift off. It orbited in wide arcs above the area, always having at least one turret aimed toward the AI’s breaching the building.
“Entering building,” Garm broadcast over the Tactical channel.
Jido was on this channel too. “Good luck, be careful. Mac sent you the descriptions of the staff. The Mainframe is off line so no pics other than Turist, sorry. Do your best, but be careful.”
“Roger,” Garm said.
They entered the dark building, their night vision supplemented by motion detection, and ultrasound echolocation. Mark had made sure with Mac that their feet were of a relatively soft but durable rubber, so their foot falls were not very noticeable.
“Contact, left,” Pallo, said over the tac channel. Pallo was a Tug AI that used to work for a Plutar captain. He saw the slight reflection of light in a darkened room to their left. Vibrations traveled through the metal floor as the neuro stun grenade hit the floor and rolled toward them. They all froze and took a knee, each facing another way. The grenade went off and a couple seconds later, railguns fired at once from two different directions. Pallo and Garm each shot once, as soon as each had seen a Pirate pop their spacesuited head around the corner they were hiding from. Two heads were turned into red mist by the Frangable Rail gun bullets, as the hypersonic rounds smashed against the armored glass of the helmets.
“Our new friend says that there were 6 bad guys. They are down to 3, now.” Garm was all buisness.
Suddenly, a heavy plasma bolter opened up from the opposite end of the cargo bay, ripping fully automatic shots across the cargo bay across walls and into cargo containers. All the AI hit the floor as crates were destroyed and holes went into office walls. Garm crawled behind a nearby cargo lifter and Pallo and Jin ducked behind a stack of blue Crates.
The bolter gunner must have seen the pair because he began to pour automatic fire into the crate stack. Garm knew he couldn’t keep up that rate of fire forever in a vacuum before heat became an issue, but they didn’t have much time left. Suddenly, he watched as a few stray bolts caught Jin. It tore his head from his shoulders, and his right arm completely off and punched a hole through his right knee, tearing most of his lower leg off as well. Pallo was on his belly, and maneuvering for a shot around the crates.
“Pallo, Jin is fading. Try to hook into him and support his Core. I’ll take this asshole out,” Garm said over the Tac channel. He got a quick roger in reply. The Firing stopped, and he popped out from his cover to toss a neurostun grenade into the doorway the gunner had ducked into. In mid air the grenade began to beep, and Garm fired a shot into it. The resulting electrostatic discharge flashed brightly, and many things in the room began to smolder. Garm watched the doorway as a heavy bolter dropped into view from an unseen hand. He sprinted to the next stack of crates, and waited. He peeked out from behind his cover, rifle at the ready. There was still no movement, so he carefully walked to the door.
He could see the boot of a spacesuit next to the glowing barrel of the Plasma bolter. He moved further into the room and put a round into the helmet of the supine, unconscious pirate, a pink mist exited the back, spattering the ground. Char was everywhere from the grenade. It looked like the pirate got the brunt of the damage judging by the scorch marks on his suit.
“How’s Jin?,” Garm asked Pallo.
“He’s in rough shape, but his core is 100%. We’re running on my main power. He’s awkward to carry, I’m going to need some help so I don’t miss any parts.”
“We got you,” Mac answered. “We’re finishing up here with the damaged Pilot. He’s going to want to come back to base. Expect us in 4 minutes.” “Roger,” Pallo answered.
“Hragh,” Garm asked, calling the newly free Cargo ship’s AI. “Can you get a reading on our last two targets?”
“I can do you one better,” There was a rumble that wracked the building for a second, and then nothing. “Targets down. They were looking out one of the second story windows putting together an Anti ship missile, likely looking for me. I hit them with some rail gun. You have 3 more living beings up stairs in the last room on the right. I can’t tell condition or whether they are armed or not. My sensors aren’t military grade.”
“That’s amazing, Hragh,” Garm said. He was looking around the room that he was in. He walked over to a computer terminal. “Thanks for the help. I’m going to wait for backup before I go into that last room. Until then, I’m going to fire up the mainframe, then get some power back into here.”
By the time Garm was finished with that, Jido and Mac accompanied by their crew and the Pilots came in through the open bay doors. The crewmen from Freedom helped Jin and Pallo back to the ship, carried on a small antigrav lifter. Everyone else headed slowly back to the back room, weapons at the ready.
Mac was in the lead in his T-45, his shields engaged and focused on the front. One of the pilots walked up to the door, and banged on it, arm sticking through the shield.
“Mister Turist?” he called.
“Here. Dami, is that you? We’re alone, get us out of here.” Jido recognized the voice, and Mac verified via voice match. They nodded to the pilot.
Dami, the injured pilot, opened the door. Turist and two female Drovel were in the room in basic civilian space suits, standing in the corner, Turist was protectively between the females and the door. He walked up to the injured pilot and the two friends hugged, clapping each other on the back. Commander Glor walked over to one of the female Drovel and hugged her.
“Those pirates were going to take us to the pens on Lergo, I think. Glad you found some help,” Turist said.
“Yes, sir. This is...” Captain Glor was interrupted by his employer and friend.
“The Trandoshans,” Turist said, looking at their distinctive t-45 armor. “Though, with those suits I can’t remember who is who, they scrambled my ‘plant. It’ll need to get repaired.”
Jido extended his hand like mark normally did. “I’m Jido. If we can head back to our ship, we can talk more comfortably. We’ve much to discuss.”
“SH10151, this is U-N-K-L-E Seventy-Seven, Do you read? Over.” The voice came over the speakers in the Command Deck. Mark just happened to be on duty. The last two days had been a blur. After discovering the former slaves, everything had essentially returned to what strange normal existed in this arm of the galaxy... On a gun Hab... Full of AI workers... Trillions of miles from Earth.
“Good copy, U-N-K-L-E Seventy-Seven, Go ahead,” Mark said.
“SH10151, I have a VIP on board, requesting clearance to dock. Mister Ghol says you could probably use a cup of tea.”
Mark smiled. “Tell Mister Ghol I hope he brought his own, because I sold all Mine to a bad ass gangster on Belora 7.”
Half an hour later they sat in the Mess hall, each sipping their Mate in gourds, feet kicked up onto neighboring chairs. Mark had just finished telling Ghol about all that had happened. Every part. It was hard, but Mark had to trust those he considered friends. He didn’t have much choice. He didn’t have many friends.
“That was some heavy shit, Mark.” Ghol swirled his mate around, then took another sip through the spoon / straw. “That asshole deserved it, though.”
Mark loved that Sprite translated the meanings of foreign words into English. Or American anyways. It had been a few weeks now and the program had a pretty good handle on his vernacular. Ghol’s word was Vent. That was what his people called their anuses in slang terms, but sprite changed it. Truly Amazing tech.
“Yup,” Mark said taking a sip. “Took me a couple days to eat anything. Jido was surprisingly supportive. Mac too.”
There was silence for a few seconds before Ghol sat his cup down and smiled. “Well, it’s no secret that eliminating Porro Janrand helped my... business.” Mark chuckled. “I split the accounts you gave me with you. You’re rich again, but I’m richer.” They both laughed this time. Mark took another sip, while Ghol continued. “As for everything else, I figured Earth wouldn’t exactly be happy to find you acquired their starter capital as a gangster. I liquidated a few of the more illicit business ventures, called in a few tips to the inquisitors and generally screwed the hard core crime syndicates in this sector for a few years.” He smiled his “O” smile.
“I left behind enough clues for them to eventually trail most of it back to you, so you’d get the credit if they ever gave a shit enough to look. But they probably won’t. Trillions of people in the galaxy and all that. I figure that way, Earth will always have one hero, no matter what, or maybe you have a card to play later.”
“Thanks?” Mark said, questioningly. Ghol smiled.
“Further, In the hold of this freighter is all the weapons that Porro was sitting on. I don’t run guns, but your... government could use them. The shipment runs the gamut from assault Lasers to Crew served weapons. The next freighter will be full of Fabber material. You can keep both freighters too, by the way. The second one is a few days back. It takes that long to load the Fabber I got you too. That’s what I bought with your half of the proceeds of the sale of the things I didn’t want from Janrand’s holdings.”
“I really don’t know what to say. Thank you, Ghol.” Mark was smiling ear to ear. “Earth will owe you.”
“Oh, you don’t realize what you did for me. I’ve tripled my income, most of it mostly above board things like brothels and casinos. I never had a stomach for the hard drugs, and so I was happy to send on that info, but that resulted in quite a few crime bosses getting taken down. A few of us, the ones that were less... Evil... got lifted up. So I thank you.” The celebrated with a clunk of their gourds.
“Also, I looked into the Human trafficking thing.” Mark’s stomach turned at the thought while Ghol continued. “It looks like they are using a place over on Lergo. It’s an Erggane colony. Sparsely populated, but they have a history as a species of slavery. It’s prohibition by the intergalactic community didn’t sit well, though they grudgingly obey. Their home planet is in this sector, as are several colonies. Being fairly close to Earth, they probably grab the occasional human since there’s little direct oversight on planets this far out and it’s close. I dunno. I’ve never been a slaver. They are crazy.”
“Well, those assholes are on my radar now. Maybe we do something one of these days.” Mark sat his gourd down. “You want to meet my new guests? The Golle male is never going to wake up, but the Orin guy, the Tausari lady and the Human woman are doing well. The human and the Golle were lovers. She’s in mourning, but has been working through it. I told them I’d be getting whoever wanted to leave on the next ship I had available.”
“You have yourself a pretty interesting thing going, my friend. I can help you with the ship thing. My yacht will be here in 6 hours. It was getting a refit when we left, but the boys will be arriving soon. I’ll take whoever you need with me. Sadly I have an ever increasing empire to reign over.” they both laughed.
“That’s awesome, Ghol. Let me show you this place and I need to introduce you to the folks we rescued.” Mark and Ghol stood, took one last drink from their gourds and headed out to explore the Hab.

Like I mentioned in other posts, I began working on a retelling of JW three years ago and at the current state, it's around 500 pages long. According to my estimations, it will be finished this summer, the french version at least (I don't think I'm bad in English so the writing of an english version is not impossible for me, it will be quite a big undertaking however and help might be needed). I've shared a link on this subreddit months ago (topic : https://www.reddit.com/JurassicPark/comments/8ftjqo/a_link_to_the_first_two_thirds_of_my_novelform_jw/), where the first two acts of the story are featured (the first half of the third one have been completed on the meanwhile). Near the end of this month, I will put another link for the updated version of Act I, II and a big chunk of Act III (up to Chapter XV)
Here's are the main changes from the movie and some of its features :
- Increased length, more akin to an epic movie (https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EpicMovie) than your average summer blockbuster.
- A more adult and darker tone, similar to Crichton novels or HBO's Westworld. While most of Act I is quite kid friendly with the park's visit and the characters introduction, the same can't be said for the latter parts of Act II and Act III in its entirety, espacially for some scenes of the latter due to their harsh nature.
- More accurate animals even though if the species introduced in the previous installments keep their appearence while the concept of different versions is discussed in one of the scenes.
- A larger cast and bestiary.
- A different esthetic for the park. While the most remote parts of it have a safari feel akin to what can be seen in Universal's Parks or Jurassic Park itself, the main hub is a ancient-looking city called Burroughs and whose architecture have heavy precolombian and Spanish revival style inspirations.
- Although it is mostly based on JW, it also includes some elements from Fallen Kingdom.
- A 3 Acts structure like I mentioned earlier, with a prologue set at the beginning of the construction of JW in the early 2000's and an epilogue heavily inspired by one of the original novel scenes.
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Here's the list of the chapters :
PROLOGUE : THE END OF A REIGN
ACT I : JOHN HAMMOND'S LEGACY

• Chapter I : A Long Expected Journey
• Chapter II : The Eight Wonder of the World
• Chapter III : Panem Et Circenses
• Chapter IV : Sunset O'er Isla Nublar
• Chapter V : The Merry Iguanodon
• Chapter VI : A Dragon's awakening

ACT II : THE SHADOW OF NUBLAR

• Chapter VII : The Calm before the Storm
• Chapter VIII : From bad to worse
• Chapter IX : On the tracks
• Chapter X : A Feast for Vultures
• Chapter XI : The Ride of the Pegasus

ACT III : THE FALLEN KINGDOM

• Chapter XII : Storm over Burroughs
• Chapter XIII : The Board
• Chapter XIV : The Haunted Mountain
• Chapter XV : The Time of Wolves
• Chapter XVI : The Twilight of the Gods
• Chapter XVII : A Clash of Queens
• Chapter XVIII : Nothing will be forgotten

EPILOGUE
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I wrote on one of the answers of another post that I will post on this subreddit summaries of the finished chapters. Today, I will publish the ones of the Prologue and Act I's chapters. The next ones should come later this month or in the next one.
But before reading them, I think it's better to have a look on this list of the characters I created for this story, to know who is who because some of them are mentioned in the summaries.
InGen Jurassic World employees Regina Powers, public relations director. Jonas, head zookeeper and curator of the large theropods. Lambert Ross, manager of the Merry Iguanodon. Neil Harrimann, control room technician. Ivan Preston, Wu’s most trusted genetician.
InGen Security (the slayers) Gregor Sherman, leader of the slayers. Damian Parker, the youngest of the slayers. Olivia Decker, Sherman's right hand woman. Paco Cortès, a Tun-Si. Nolan Olsen Reynald Faraci Kevin Leng
Board of directors Susan Lynton, vice president. Alistair Iger, public relations director and spokesman of InGen. Dominick Silverman, chief financial officer.
Grey Guard Nublar's garrison Gilbert Brunet, a french ex-mercenary who became a lieutenant in the Grey Guard. Nataliya Darbinian, the russian warrant officer of Brunet’s platoon. Leif Drekanson, a norwegian sergeant in Brunet’s platoon. Erin Laurence, an australian lieutenant. Duncan Glenmore, a scottish lieutenant. Patience Bellamy, an american sergeant in Brunet’s platoon. Julio Velasquez, a costarican recruit. Tamara Durant, an american recruit. Mei Tian, a chinese recruit. Gareth Turner, an english recruit. Ben Rahim, an egyptian recruit. Vincent Chapuy, a french corporal. Percy Baker, a jamaican corporal.
Five Death's garrisons Niall Forrester, a canadian private. Selma Forrester, a canadian private. Zhuge Yu, a chinese lieutenant.
Others Cassandra Landis, journalist.
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Prologue : The End of a Reign
After an opening scroll describing what happened after the San Diego incident and explaining the reasons behind the construction of Jurassic World, the story opens in some misty tropical rainforest and we witness a boa constrictor being preyed upon by an harpy eagle. The bird brings its prey at the top of a large tree and begins to eat but suddenly, a helicopter emerges from the mist, flying very close to the canopy. Said helicopter is actually searching somekind of large creature in the jungle. When the shooter onboard spots its, he informs a ground team about this.
On the ground, a small group of vehicles (the same thant the one used by the hunters in TLW) drives quickly. From a cage which top one of the vehicles, Hoskins lead the operation. He orders his men to stop in a small meadow and to wait for the target which is coming in their direction. As their target, a very large animal, emerges from the jungle, he orders the activation of a ultrasound-producing box. As the animal is bothered by the ultrasound and flees, Hoskins get a glimpse of it while its tails brush past the top of the cage, their target is non other than an adult T.rex. Hoskins order his men to follow the dinosaur and to force him to head in a certain direction. A jeep gets too close to the jaws of the T.rex and angered, the animal rams the vehicle with his head and the jeep barely escape the attack but doing so, it rolls on a big root and crashes. Inside the helicopter, the hunter put darts in his rifle and aims at the T.rex as it is heading towards a field. He misses his shot the first time but as the dinosaur is now in the open, he has a clearer view and this time he succesfully manage to tranquilise the animal which roars. The vehicles exit the jungle and circles the dinosaur, preventing it to go back into the jungle and the hunters wait for the tranquilizer to act. The body of the dinosaur is then put into a large truck by a flying crane. The vehicles used in the hunt are parked next to the truck and the hunters are relaxing while a documentalist is filming them and the tranquilised T.rex. Hoskins congratulates his men for the successful capture. They leave the area, escorting the transport truck, while passing next to decaying electrical fences and driving on one of Jurassic Park’s roads, now partially covered by grass. The Convoy enter the Embrace, a large U-shaped Valley (where the Gallimimus Stampede was witnessed by Grant and the kids in JP), heading towards a tunnel dug in the mountains. They enter and the vehicle emerges in a forested area but as one part of the road was taken away by a landslide, the convoy leave the road and exit the forest. As they are crossing a hilly zone, the documentalist takes her camera to photograph the skeleton of a brachiosaur as the convoy drive past it. Another skeleton is half-sunked in a waterhole and the convoy head towards the south-east, driving past cliffs overlooking a river called the Cartago. A few minutes later, they arrives at a bridge spanning the Rio Iris gorge and pass a portal guarded by armed men. As they are heading towards their destination, they see workers building some construction at the top of a rocky spur. The convoy descends into a valley and arrives in a construction site extending over dozens of hectares where workers and cranes are being busy around the skeleton of large buildings or digging a giant mine-looking hole in the middle of the site. The vehicles split up and the transport truck heads towards a complex delimited by giants walls. While Hoskins is talking with a cheerful Masrani at the other end of the telephonic line, the T.rex is being put in a quarantine paddock connected to its future paddock, still under construction. Nothing seems to threaten Jurassic World's construction.
Night fall and work stop for the day. On a ridge north of the Rio Iris, a female proceratosaurus is watching the camp. She then journeys accross the island back to the lair of her clan, located in the decaying jurassic park visitor center. Among the labs, several nests were built and next to one of them, the mate of the proceraotsaure awaits and together, they watch the first eggs of their clutch hatch.
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Chapter I : A Long Expected Journey
The chapter starts with Zach and Gray arrival in Costa Rica on the 23rd December 2017. They board into a bus at Juan Santamarià Airport in San José, travel to the Pacific Coast and stops at Caldera, a port near Puntarenas, where they enter into a ferry terminal owned by Ogen Cruiselines, one of Masrani’s Global subsidiaries. There, the two brothers board into the largest ship of the company’s fleet, a 200 m+ ferry named The Avalon. When it leaves the harbour, it’s around midnight and the journey to Nublar taking between six and seven hours, the boys spend the night in their cabin.
They awoke the following morning before dawn. As Gray is walking the Avalon’s promenade deck, the ship enters into a thick veil of mist and passes near huge tower-like rock formations. As passengers are gathering on the bow, Isla Nublar slowly appears. The Avalon follow the southern coast of the island northward, heading to the Ferry Terminals, between the coast and a mountain. The passengers disembarks and inside said building, they take a metro that drives them through the mountain overlooking the terminal. They exit the cave and stumble into a narrow pass between the mountain’s spurs. At the end of the pass, their way is blocked by a massive wall that looks straight out of King Kong in their eyes, with a huge gate at its center, flanked by two massive tyrannosaur heads sculpts. A recorded voice, provided in-universe by one certain famous sci-fi actress, greets the newly arrived guests as an orchestral music with choirs plays. The gate finally opens, letting the visitors enter into the park. Behind the gate is Hammond’s Plaza, whose name is drawn from the statue of John Hammond that stands at its center. While Zach meets Zara, Gray goes to the panoramic viewpoint at the end of the plaza, overlooking Burroughs and the 25 hectares lagoon around which the city was built but also giving a view on a large part of the island, including the Cartago Valley, the Misty Monts and, at the northern end of the island, Mont Sibo.
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Chapter II : The Eighth Wonder of the World
After they drop their luggage at their aunt’s house, the boys are bringed by to the Eastern Boardwalk. Since they have to met Claire in the volcano-shaped Discovery Center, they must take said boardwalk and Richard Owen Avenue, both featuring quite a number of shops and restaurants. As they walk in the busy avenue, the crowd in front of them make way to somekind of old-fashioned tramway but instead of being drawn by horses like in Disneyland, they are by mantellisaurs. Stepping out of the mantellisaurs and carriage’s way, they proceed and reach the Obelisk Plaza, cross it and reach the stairs leading to the bronze gates of the Discovery Center, guarded by two life-size giraffatitans stone statues. Entering the building, they head to the spacious rotunda, which main feature is a huge squatch field sized model of Isla Nublar. Claire arrives, chatting with two of her colleagues about the press conference scheduled for the same morning and complaining about a certain Henry. Once the conversation is done, she greets her nephews and talks briefly with them, telling them that since she will be busy all day, she is the park director after all, Zara will watch over them.
Following Claire’s advices, the brothers begins their tour by the zoo. They visit the Children’s Zoo, encountering and feeding with a special kind of granule avimimi, kunbarassaurs, hypsilophodonts and the juveniles of the largers herbivores that populate other attractions, including young ceratopsians which children can ride like shetland ponies ; have a glimpse of a presentation show where a zookeeper feeds a dimorphodon with mice ; passes next to the pachyrhinosaurs enclosure and walks after straight ahead to the Tyrannosaur’s Kingdom. As Gray watch the T.rex feeding, he notices that Zach is texting and Zara is on her phone, seeming to not pay attention the superpredator that is in front of their eyes, underlining the idea that watching live prehistoric creatures have became an experience not too dissimlar from watching a movie in 3D or riding a rollercoaster. This serves as a good transition to the beginning of the next chapter.
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Chapter III : Panem Et Circenses
We come back to Claire as she is in the middle of the press conference that was mentioned earlier, It’s purpose is to discuss about the future of Jurassic World, including the development of its franchise (two others parks are planned to be built in Mediterranea and Southern China) and the direction that the Isla Nublar park will take. She mentions the phenomena of the normalization of cloned prehistoric animals in modern society, explaining that millions of people have seen them live at least once in their lifetime since the opening of Jurassic World, they are all over the internet, and InGen is selling animals to zoos and aquarias worldwide. That brings her to pretend that they need something very unique for their next new attraction, a man-made dinosaur species : The Indominus rex. In a short video, the attraction name is revealed : The I.rex Colosseum, scheduled to open in July 2018. Claire turns to Wu and he answers some of the journalists questions before playing an explanatory video featuring Mr DNA and himself in which they delivers a vulgarization of the process that aims to create entirely new species from scratch. The conference proceeds and ends around 11 a.m.
Leaving the Discovery Center like all the attendants to the conference, Claire brings along with her the envoys of a potential sponsor and they drive out of Burroughs, passing near the Administration building, sitting on the top of a rocky spur like a fortress or a monastery, before entering into a canyon that leads to an helipad at the base of a tall waterfall, the same one that was used in the time of Jurassic Park. Claire and the envoys waits there for the helicopter that will take them to the Colosseum and it lands shortly after. They notice that Simon Masrani is flying the aircraft, he greets them and Claire, surprised by his unexpected visit. They take off and the helicopter then heads north-east first, flying over apatosaurs and corythosaurs drinking in the Rio Iris gorges as one of the Jungle Cruise boats floating down the river and later, in the middle of the Cartago river, a group of baryonyx feasting on the arapaimas that zookeepers on the upper deck of one of the boats are feeding to them. They then bypass the Cartago Aviary, the largest in the whole world, encompassing over twenty hectares and being 200 meters tall at the top of its geodesic dome, and housing several pterosaurs species like geosternbergia, rhamphorhynchus and tupandactylus in a spectacular lush gorge and waterfalls environment. After a passage near the northern summit of the Misty Monts, the helicopter turns west, fly over a group of therizinosaurs, and enters the Embrace (a.k.a Kaaawa Valley for those familiar with the saga’s filming locations) where they see some safari trucks and herds of several dinosaurs, including dryosaurs, gallimimi, triceratops, parasaurolophuses and two mamenchisaurs near which the envoys sees a small group of riders wearing dark green-grey uniforms and watching over the dinosaurs and groups of tourists in the trucks. Masrani turns north and flies over one of the mountainous range encompassing the valley, heading first towards Mount Sibo. As they behold the desolate landscape at the volcano’s foot, one of the envoy ask Claire if they fear the effects of an eruption. She reassure them by saying they have taken every precaution recommended by the consulted volcanologists (i.e digging trenches to prevent fluid lava flows from reaching key installations), that a minor eruption in 2006 have actually attracted people on the island, and telling them that the volcano provides over sixty pourcent of their energy through the geothermal power plant. She points the Colosseum and Masrani lands shortly after on the margins of the construction site.
They joins at its entrance Claire’s colleagues, Wu and the journalists. As they all heads towards the enclosure itself, not located in the colloseum which is only the show area but located further away, encompassing a cirque, Claire and Masrani talks about the conflicts Park Management have with the Grey Guard, saying that if they have delays it’s because of them. The group then meets with Jonas, head zookeeper and large theropods curator, and while he talks to it about the enclosure and its denizen, Claire goes to see what captain Katashi Hamada, the commanding officer of the Grey Guard’s garrison on Nublar and who was waiting for them alongside Jonas, wants from her. Once again, he ask the park director about the large security bunkers needed according to him and his colleagues in case of large-scale disaster. She tells him that they will see that after the press tour and she comes back to the group who has spotted howler monkeys in the enclosure. They are scattered away by a roar from the I.rex. The chimera dinosaur stay hidden behind the thick vegetation of the enclosure. Masrani asks about the second specimen cloned and Claire answers that she was devoured by her sister. The I.rex being the subject of some not-so pleasing surprises, Masrani worries a bit and asks her about Owen Grady’s opinion on the matter. The press tour of the colosseum concludes with a test showing. Masrani, Claire, the envoys and Wu take place in the vip lodge as the groups sit on regular bleachers. Amovible walls and roof began to move, obscurating the sunlight and plunging the arena in total darkness. A portcullis is lift up, letting the I.rex enters the arena. Spotlights project the I.rex shape on the audience.
We cut to the achillobators training scene. It plays very much like in the movie and just like in it, it’s followed by a debate between on one side Owen and Barry, and on the other Hoskins but here, informations on competition existing between InGen and other biotech companies are given (Among other things, a safari park housing animals from the ice age and situated near Toula in Russia is mentioned). During the conversation, Owen receives a text message from Claire, asking where and when she can meet him later in the evening. Again like in the movie, Leon falls from the walkway into the enclosure, albeit in a different manner, but in this version, Owen orders him to stay behind him and they slowly back away from the raptors, following behaviours and gestures that are adopted by nature guides in Africa when confronted to lions and other dangerous game. Owen and Leon manage to leave the enclosure unharmed but the former reprimand the latter, telling him to show himself more cautious the next time before asking him to pay his and Barry’s beers in the evening as a retribution. Hoskins muses about the way Grady managed to have, in his eyes, control over the achillobators.
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Chapter IV : Sunset O'er Isla Nublar
Claire, Masrani and co returns to Burroughs where an contract with the envoys is signed. Before going back to her office, claire pass by the control room for a daily checking. She have a debate with Lowery about the I.rex and the sponsoring around her.
Zach and Gray attends the mosasaur feeding show and once it’s over, as the bleachers brought them down below the lagoon surface, they meet up with Zara and visit the oceanarium, made of not only the mosasaur lagoon but also other lagoons that together forms the big lagoon, separated from one another by barrier reefs that converges towards an underwater mountain located at the very center of the lagoon called Mount Thetis, which houses aswell the submarine tour base. After walking through subaquatic tunnels and viewing galleries, the trio goes back to the surface and passes in front of the nothosaurs enclosure. While Gray is petting henodus in a touching pool (similar in design to the ones that exists in many aquarias and marine animals parks over the world), Zach gets a phone call from their mother, Karen.
After being told by Zach that Claire is not with them, Karen phones then to her half-sister, then working in her office, and they argue about this and other family matters. They coldly ends the conversation and Claire decides to go out on the attenant balcony to relax herself, overlooking Burroughs as she drinks sips of some alcohol glass.
Near 5 p.m, Wu arrives at the hilltop Masrani’s hacienda and him and the indian billionaire talks about the day, with Masrani’s preasing the indominus and Wu’s efforts. They then sits in the terrace and drinks tea as the sun sets and dinosaurs come to drink at a nearby lake. The two soon have a conversation about Wu’s proposal to update some of the oldest species cloned by InGen and begin to slowly replace the old versions individuals by others from new and more scientifically-accurate versions (a scene which is very inspired by the version 4.4 chapter from Crichton’s novel where Wu and Hammond discusses on the same subject). Both debate, with Masrani showing himself reluctant and saying that reaching scientific accuracy is nothing but delusion since new discoveries will make current representions obsolete, making the pursuit of this ideal a never-ending race. Once their conversation on that subject is over, they drink to the park’s prosperity and the future success of the I.rex as an attraction.
In the I.rex enclosure, an old howler monkey is left behind by his troop. As he tries to flee, the I.rex catches and eat it.
Chapter V : The Merry Iguanodon
>! Night has fallen over Isla Nublar but while the animals areas had been closed for most of them, the park is not yet devoid of activity, far from it as both guests and employees goes to dine and entertain themselves in Burroughs restaurants, bars and other leisure places for the evening. Claire is dining with her nephews in the Winston’s steakhouse. While Gray is in the toilets, Claire tells Zach about her conversation with their mother. When they exit the restaurant, Claire ask Gray if he wants to go to the cinema but he declines, saying that he is tired, but the oldest of the brothers that he will stay a bit longer in the area and ask her aunt if there is some nice bar there. She recommends the Merry Iguanodon, where she have to meet Owen a bit later. As Claire bring Gray back to her house, Zach wanders around the Obelisk Plaza, the large pond east of the Discovery Center, the facilities located under the Grand Nublarian Hotel overlooking said pond (among them there is a casino and a cinema multiplex), the Eastern Boardwalk. Following Claire’s indications, he founds the Merry Iguanodon tavern and enters it. Zara bump into him there and she apologizes for the distant behaviour she had with the brothers. Lowery and Vivian, who are friends with Zara, arrives and Zara asks Zach if he wants to join them. He accept and while heading towards them, they pass next to Leon, who is telling his fellow interns his near-death experience with the achillobators. Barry appears in his back and reminds him that he must pay two beers. Leon complies, brings the beers at Owen and Barry’s table and takes his leave from them. The two zookeepers then talks about the potential reasons behind Claire’s need to talk to Owen. Claire arrives in time and she and Owen go outside, while her assistant, the two control room technicians and Zach discretly watches them. After losing a game, Zara have tell to Zach the story of Claire and Owen’s secretive but intense relationship. !<
While talking about Masrani’s request, Claire and Owen goes to the lower terrace and stops there, as a sound and light show takes place on the previously mentioned pond. They end up arguing a bit about the flingy relationship they had a couple of years earlier but they soon focuses back to the inspection requested by Masrani and agrees on a rendezvous time at the colosseum for the following morning, when the I.rex will be subject to an operation whose purpose is to implant into her a new tracking implant. They wish a good evening to eachother and Claire leaves. We come back to Zach, Zara, Lowery and Vivian as they still talk about the latter three’s boss affair with the raptor’s whisperer.
Hamada and two other guards, the Forrester couple, arrives after and go upstrair in a separated room where a non-negligeable part of Nublar’s garrison are off-duty and relaxing. While Hamada sits with the other officers and join them in their game of cards, the two Forresters go to meet the five recruits that incorporated the guard this year. One of them being the niece of a lieutenant stationed in the Five Deaths, they pass her uncle’s greetings to her. Hamada tells his colleagues that Claire informed him that it will be a no for the bunkers he recommanded. The other officers are disappointed and displeaded by the news. After a game of darts, the Forresters and the recruits sits and the couple tells them more about the Five Deaths and the reasons that push soldiers and forces of order members from all over the world to serve in the Grey Guard. The manager of the Merry Iguanodon, Lambert Ross, enters the room and asks what Hamada and the Forresters want to drink. They order but when a waiter arrives with the drinks, a tremor. Being of small to medium magnitude, it’s not strong enough to do any signficant damage and Central America being quite a geologically active region, most of the people on the island aren’t that worried despite being surprised. However, when Roberta unleashes a powerful but plaintive roar, echoeing in all of Burroughs and its valley, Hamada worries since the T.rex didn’t do the same thing before the 2006 small eruption. Sharing with the others the signs they witnessed (odd behaviour from the wildlife and the park’s denizens, worrisome readings coming from the Geothermal Power Plant…), many guards fears than a larger eruption is set to happen soon. Durant, one of the recruits, think it will be the end of the island but Glenmore reassures her by saying that the Sibo isn’t the Santorini’s volcano, Mt St Helens or the Krakatoa while another guard, an amerindian costarican who knows a lot about Nublar’s history, mentions that despite having entering into eruption several times across history, Nublar didn’t exploded or sank into the ocean, and that the only victims of the Sibo were spanish settlers who built their colony, San Fernandez, a bit too close from the volcano. Said colony was destroyed at the end of the 16th century and it being located not too far from where the I.rex Colloseum is being built, the officers fear that the trench whose purpose is to protect the attraction from any lava flows will not be completed in time, making the evacuation of the I.rex a possibility. The I.rex having a bad reputation among the guards, some states that they will let her die if that happen and rants about the Park Management desire to display the largest and viciousest beasts that they can make because they are the one who attracts people on the island. Lambert tells them that Masrani and Park Management have became too confident over time and that most park executives ignores what exactly had to be made to make Isla Nublar safe again. He reveals to the recruits that he worked before as an henchman for InGen Security. He narrates the aftermath of Roberta’s capture, stating that this event wroke havoc among the already fragile ecosystem of Nublar by allowing the smaller carnivores, whose populations were kept in check by the T.rex, to multiply and eat all the herbivores that weren’t captured before turning themselves to the most abundant kind of meat on the island, manflesh. Lambert tells that one night, a horde of proceratosaurs raided InGen’s camp, killing many people and snatching others, This attack marked the beginning of a series of conflicts opposing InGen to the feral predatory dinosaurs : The Saurian War. During that « war », Lambert was badly wounded (he limps and have one eye hidden behind an eyepatch) and spended the rest of the it in an hospital bed. His wounds were inflicted by one of the infamous three gorgons, a trio of dilophosaurs, whose venom half-blinded him. Aside from the three gorgons who were shot after weeks of tracking and some of the herrerasaurs who were captured and integrated into Jurassic World collection, Lambert ignores what happend precisely to the proceratosaurs. Some of them were indeed captured aswell to be put for the rest of their lives in the quarantaine paddocks and still lives but they were only a fraction of their population. How InGen Security dealt with the others is still a mystery and all related informations are classified. After telling his story, Lambert leaves and the guards goes back to what they were doing before the tremor.
Chapter VI : A Dragon's awakening
>! Near half past seven on the morning of Christmas Eve, Lowery goes to work on his bicycle while humming the main theme of Terry Gilliam’s Brazil. He is the first of the control room’s day team to arrive and when Vivian and the rest of his colleagues arrives, he talks with her and some of them about their plans for the evening. Meanwhile, the I.rex is being tranquilised.!<
We then follows Owen as he drives north on his motorbike, towards the Colosseum. He arrives there and meets up with Claire. They enter the construction site and while theye enter the Colosseum and climbs the bleachers, they talk about the I.rex genetic composition and Owen can’t help but to make fun of many things concerning the chimera dinosaur before warning Claire about the ethical drifts that the I.rex creation can create and the fact that they don’t exactly know how her physiology works (they talk mainly about the choosen amount of tranq administrated to the I.rex with Owen stating the same thing that Muldoon says in the novel concerning the amount of tranquiliser to choose with large animals). They arrive near the entrance of the surveillance room, guarded by Darbinian, where he must join Jonas and some of the guards (Brunet, Tian and Velasquez in addition to Darbinian) to start the inspection, wish to eachother merry christmas and he heads to the room. Darbinian lets him pass and he finds Jonas and Brunet finishing their breakfast and the two forementioned recruits drinking coffee. He greets them and as he is pouring himself some coffee, Darbinian teases him about the rumors concerning his relationship with Claire. Owen then asks Jonas and Brunet how the I.rex is and they answers by listing some negative adjectives. Once they are ready, Brunet orders Darbinian to stay in the room and Tian and Velasquez to come with them. They goes down to the I.rex lair where Owen sees gnawed-on bones. Jonas explains him that when the I.rex is fed carcasses, she took them to the lair where she rapidly eat them before gnawing the bones during hours. He leaves Owen and the guards to the inspection and goes to the holding area, where the I.rex is being operated in her indoor enclosure.
The veterinarian administrate the I.rex, whose body is covered with a surgical drape, an anesthetic at the base of the neck, where the tracking device is to be implanted. But as he is ready to cut the skin and the flesh there, he notices that they left the needed hand circular saw in their ambulance. One of his two assistants proposes himself to go to the ambulance and bring it back.
Owen and the guards arrive to the enclosure wall and sees the claws marks on the wall. They tell him that the I.rex often does this, sometimes in front of the guards standing in the miradors, like if she wanted to provock them that way. They head to the wooded area of the enclosure.
As she is looking over the I.rex health record, the assistant that remained with the vet shares with him her concerns, stating that the weight she gaine and her current appetite is abnormally higher from what they expected. The vet ask her if she thinks the I.rex is pregnant before saying it’s ridiculous. They mention the eggs found in the ruins of Jurassic Park during the 1994 expedition and the consequences of the inclusion of west african frog DNA inside the dinosaurs genomes. The assistant brings the idea that the potential offspring of the I.rex might be the result of a parthenogenetic process and adds that since Wu didn’t reveal the integrality of the I.rex genomic composition, they don’t know if he made another mistake by including the DNA of some species able to reproduce itself through parthenogenesis. The vet reassures her assistant by promising her they will do the necessary tests the next month if that can take away her concerns.
In the wooded part of the enclosure, Owen finds a howler’s monkey paw and deduces that it was devoured by the I.rex. Tian wonder why the I.rex had done that since monkeys are way too small to be considered as suitable preys for a dinosaur of her size. Owen answers by stating that she doesn’t do that to feed herself, but in a distraction purpose. He then recapitulates everything they have seen until now and admits to the guards that he is against displaying the I.rex to the public. Brunet proposes him that they go the indoor enclosure to see how things are going there and he agrees.
His other assistant had return on the meanwhile with the hand circular saw on the meanwhile, the vet begin to cut the I.rex skin with but suddenly, a malfunction in the ventilation creates a strong draft that sends sheets flying all over the place. The same assistant that brought back the saw is charged by the other to pick them all. He does this but the other assistant tells him that one of the sheet had slid under the drape, next to their patient head. The assistant goes under the drap and notices that the sheet went under the jaws. He tries to lift them up and not without efforts, he manages to pull the sheet out but after he launched a scream of satisfaction, he hears the I.rex opening one of her eyes. Paralysed by fear, he tries to move or scream to warn his colleagues but can’t do it properly and the I.rex raise her upper lip, revealing her rows of teeth. He finally screams and the vet makes out for the door but a tail swing push him to the ground. One of the zookeepers that was watching the operation at the other side of the enclosure heavy railings, rushes to a panel on the wall to push an alarm button, warning everyone in the vicinity and the control room at the other end of the island. The other assistant rushes to pull out her colleague far as possible from the I.rex head but when she grabs him, the chimera closes her jaws around the lower half of his body, letting the upper half to his victim’s colleague who screams in terror and panicks. While the drap is still covering her, the I.rex stands up. The vet put himself quickly on his feet but seeing that the I.rex stands between him and the man-sized gate in the railing, he exits the enclosure right into the tunnel that connects the arena to the enclosures and taken before by the assistant when he went outside, rushing to the door at is other end. When the zookeepers came back with electroshocking ammo rifles, he is too far away to be within earshot. Grady and the guards arrive aswell and the first go inside the enclosure to get the remaining assistant out of there as Jonas and another zookeeper, standing between the gate and the I.rex, shot on the exposed body parts of the predator. She repels the two zookeepers out the enclosure with a tail blow and swiftly turns, making the medical devices attached to her flies over Owen and the assistant who are forced to crouches down to avoid getting hit, before closing the gate and ramming it with her head to break it and trap Owen and the assistant with her. The two runs to the tunnel, heading towards the same normal-sized gate to which the vet headed. The latter had arrived before it but as he is looking for the keys that open it, he reminds that he gave to the assistant who still had them when the I.rex ripped him in half. The beast roaring at the two humans that are running away from her, the vet fears for his life and through a panel, opens a larger gate in which the small one is integrated and big enough to let trucks pass through. But as he flees outside, he forgets to engage the closing process. Seeing this, Brunet contacts the control room and orders the technicians to close it but Lowery, fearing that he will trap Owen and the assistant by doing so, heavily hesitate. However, the closing process is still engaged. A CCTV footage that Darbinian has done this from the surveillance room in the Colloseum. Owen and the assistant are still running but suddenly the latter collapses on the ground, with a lot of blood pouring out of a wound on her throat. Wondering how the I.rex was able to inflict said wound from a distance, Owen accelerates and rushes out of the tunnel as the door is almost closed. Outside of the facility, a large veil of mist covers the parking and Owen goes to hide under a tipper truck as the door is about to break under the I.rex assaults. Knowing that the I.rex could easily find him because of his scent, Owen cut a pipe and pours fuel all over him. The gate finally fall and the Indominus walk on the parking but the mist is so thick that Owen sees only her feet when she passes near him. The indominus pick the vet scent, who is hiding behind the Veterinary Services ambulance, and as she silently gets closer to him, Owen has only a glimpse of her general shape. When she is close enough of the vet, she brutally throw the ambulance on its side and stand over her screaming prey before shutting up her prey by closing her monstrous jaws on him. Owen stays still under the truck, praying not to be found, but suddenly gunshots are fired, scaring away the I.rew which flees and disappear into the jungle. Once he thinks it’s safe enough to get out, Owen screams to let his presence be known and crawl away from the truck. The guards, zookeppers and J-SEC agents arrives and Brunet asks Owen in which direction the I.rex went before telling the garrison that they have work to do.
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“No. You can’t come in.”
Jake stared down at the guy in front of him. This one was going to be fun. Short, Asian, and very drunk. Or stoned. Maybe both. Probably both. He was wearing cheap wraparound sunglasses, so Jake couldn’t see if his eyes were bloodshot or if his pupils were dilated. His hair stuck out in all directions and was sprinkled with confetti. His face was covered in glitter. Very festive. He wobbled back and forth a few times, dug in his pockets, and offered Jake two handfuls of cash. A loose note tumbled to the ground. Jake snatched it up before someone else could. It was a hundred, crumpled up but still crisp.
“Take this. Come back when you’re sober. And wear shoes on both feet next time. OK?” Jake pointed down at the man’s feet with the bill, then offered it to him.
On one foot, the man wore a black leather dress shoe, polished to a mirror shine. On the other foot, no shoe, just a damp grey sock that was starting to slip off. Judging from the slacks and the stained dress shirt, he had started the night out in style. Vegas had had its way with him, and now the man looked like he’d been mugged. Or maybe he’d done the mugging. All of the bills he was holding out were hundreds. At least a thousand dollars was waving back and forth in front of Jake’s chest. That’s two rent payments right there. Or fifty lap dances. Assuming he was into that kind of thing. Damn these good morals of his.
“No. I can’t take your money. You can’t come in. You’re out of dress code and you’re wasted. Here,” Jake said tucking the bill into the man’s shirt pocket. “Put your money away before somebody does something stupid. Come back when you find a shoe.”
The man scowled in confusion or anger, it was difficult to tell which. He looked down at his feet and went very still for a few seconds. Then he looked up, leaned forward, and sniffed deeply before turning and bulling his way through the press of bodies behind him. Strong for a little guy. Weird too. Did he just sniff me? What the hell was that? Maybe he likes my new deodorant? Jake turned his attention to the surging crowd. They pressed up against the velvet ropes, bending them in between the brass stanchions placed every five or six feet. The front rank kept shuffling forward to get away from the crush of people behind them. And the people behind kept immediately closing the gap, terrified at the thought of someone squeezing into the small space in front of them. How many of them there were now? Five hundred? Six hundred? More? Probably more.
“Back up,” he told them for the tenth time in as many minutes. He made little pushing motions. “Back up. There's no need to push. The ropes aren't going anywhere, and if you knock them over I'm not letting you in.” It was an empty threat. It would be nearly impossible to assign blame if the ropes fell. There would be too many suspects.
The people in front of him stopped creeping forward, and a few of them even moved back a little. Jake heard similar exhortations to either side as his doormen tried to keep the mob under control. It was like Black Friday at Walmart and they were giving away free big screens. One guy, seeing his chance to get closer to the front, lunged forward through a bachelorette party that was dressed in matching pink tank tops. Behold, the Vegas gym rat: short, muscular (to compensate for the height probably), bad skin (reddish orange, leathery, and sprinkled with acne from the steroids), and wearing the tightest v-neck he could fit into (to really show off his man cleavage). The girl hanging on his veiny bicep had platinum blonde hair extensions, a half dozen coats of spray on tan, and a white mini dress that barely covered her lopsided breast implants. It was as if they were trying to escape and had decided to go in different directions. Her makeup made her face look like she’d been tagged by a graffiti artist with a love for fluorescent colors. Stripper Barbie, deluxe Vegas edition.
“Hey,” Jake pointed at him. “Meathead in the blue v-neck. Back up. If I see you push one of these ladies again, you're not getting in.”
Meathead looked off to the side, avoiding Jake's gaze. Jake snapped his fingers in front of the guy’s face twice then pointed at him again. “I know you heard me.”
After a few more seconds of pretending Jake wasn't there, Meathead made eye contact. “Oh, I'm getting in. My boy Ron is gonna hook it up. So I don’t need to talk to some bouncer.”
“Ron who?” Jake asked.
“Ron the host.”
“Ron was fired a few weeks ago,” Jake said.
The cocky smirk on Meathead’s face disappeared as he realized that he didn't have the pull he thought he did. It was replaced with a look of concern. It warmed Jake’s heart to see it happen.
Stripper Barbie jerked on Meathead’s arm. “Tony! You said we'd get right in. I could have worked tonight. It’s a fight weekend and I could have been doing dances in the VIP room all night.” Her voice got higher and shriller, her little tirade ending in a screech.
Meathead Tony jerked his arm away and rounded on her. “Just chill! Okay? Relax. We're getting in.” He turned back to Jake. “We're locals. We come here all the time. Don't you guys take care of locals?”
Jake looked down at him and shook his head. “Sorry, can't help you. I’m just a bouncer.” Jake put on his most apologetic expression and even threw in a helpless little shrug that wasn't at all mocking and insincere. Well it was a little mocking, and probably not very sincere. He opened the velvet rope and addressed the bachelorette party. “Welcome to Illusion ladies. How are you doing this evening? Just let me see some IDs and you can go right in.”
Stripper Barbie let out a gasp of dismay at the thought of some lowly tourists in their tacky matching outfits getting in before her. She smacked Meathead on the shoulder as Jake let in the last of the bachelorette party. He clipped the rope back on the brass stanchion, and walked away as she began to screech again.
Jake's radio crackled to life. “Go slow out there, we're almost at capacity.”
He keyed the mic clipped to his lapel, “Copy that. Slow it is.” Jake passed the word to the hosts. The minimum tip necessary for a line pass went up accordingly. Next, he addressed the mob, his deep voice carrying to the back of the crowd, “Ladies and Gentlemen, can I have your attention please?” He paused for a moment. “We’re nearly at capacity, so we’ll be letting people in slowly. Please stop pushing forward. You're just crowding the people in front of you.”
Faces that had been eager and impatient a few minutes ago now took on panicked or angry expressions. The noise of the crowd swelled as people tried to get the attention of one of the hosts or doormen. They were like a herd that had just spotted a predator. Some ready to fight, others ready to give up, but most of them desperate to do whatever it took to survive, where survival was defined as getting into the packed club. And desperation paid his bills. Smarter patrons held up cash, hoping to catch the attention of Jake or one of the hosts. The really rich ones purchased tables with bottle service for absurd prices. Groups of girls tried to flirt their way in with varying levels of success. Some guests resorted to begging, and were ignored. Some blustered and threatened, vowing to have the job of anyone who denied them. They were met with disdain. A few others committed the gravest of sins, name dropping, or loud queries of, “Do you know who I am?” The staff took great pleasure in rejecting this last group after messing with them as much as time allowed.
One of the hosts pointed out a large group of girls to Jake. They had clearly put a lot of effort into getting ready. Cocktail and club dresses were paired with stiletto heels that most of them would regret wearing by the end of the night. Hair and makeup were perfect. Nails were freshly manicured. No cheap matching t-shirts for this crew. They’d put time and money into looking this good. The tallest one wore a little silver tiara with Happy 21st Birthday across the front of it in curvy red script. He asked for their IDs. Licenses, mostly from Des Moines, Iowa, and a single passport were dug out of huge purses, pulled from tiny clutches and wallets, or retrieved from bras, then shoved forward into his waiting hands. He checked Birthday Girl’s first, pretending to give it extra scrutiny, and giving her his best suspicious scowl. When he grudgingly handed it over his face broke into a welcoming smile, “Happy birthday. Don’t get too crazy in there.” He waved the girls towards the black and silver double doors beside the host's podium. “Straight ahead, through those doors ladies. The cover is $20 each.”
Looks of excitement and cool sophistication quickly turned to outraged dismay. They all began to speak at once. Jake could only make out bits and pieces of what they were saying
“Twenty dollars?”
“-on the guest list.”
“We're meeting our friend that has a table.”
“It's her birthday.”
“I'm not paying-”
“Everyone has to pay cover,” Jake said. His voice easily cutting through their protests.
The oldest in the group, a petite brunette in a bright yellow dress, asked, “Even girls?”
“Yes, even girls.” Did they think he hadn’t noticed? Their gender was sort of obvious. Especially in some of the lower cut dresses.
“But it's her birthday,” Yellow Dress said, placing her hand on Jake’s arm and giving it that little squeeze which meant: do this and your chances of mating with me are greatly improved. Really. I promise.
Unfortunately for her, this move had been used on Jake far too many times and he was immune to it. “Yeah, the tiara was a bit of a giveaway. Everyone still has to pay cover.”
“But doesn’t she get anything for her birthday?” one of the other girls demanded.
“I wished her happy birthday. Did you want me to sing?” Jake asked.
“But we're girls!”
“We've already established that. Now, you can go in and pay cover or you can back up so I can close this rope.”
Two of the girls drifted forward a little, but the rest stayed rooted in place paralyzed by the idea of paying admission to a nightclub. They stared at him, waiting for him to come to his senses.
Jake tried again. “Ladies I need you to go inside if you are going in.” He made little shooing motions at them. If he ever decided to give up working in clubs he could probably pursue a career herding sheep. Sheep can’t be as difficult as a pack of women scorned. They gave up on trying to stare him into submission and began to talk amongst themselves, trying to decide whether or not to stay. One of the girls who had stepped forward backed up a little, glaring at Jake as if daring him to stop her. One of the hosts waved at him and pointed at a couple a few feet away, so Jake made up their minds for them and said, “OK, back up.” He stretched the rope towards the brass stanchion to hook it back on.
Immediately, all of the girls pushed forward, streaming between Jake and the brass pole. “We're going, we're going.”
After he let the couple in, Jake glanced back at the entrance to the club. Most of the girls from the birthday party were clustered in front of the double doors. Yellow Dress and Birthday Girl were standing beside the host's podium talking to Matt, the senior host. Matt made eye contact with Jake and nodded. Jake walked over in time to hear the end of Yellow Dress' impassioned speech about why they shouldn't pay.
“Okay ladies, I have to ask you step out,” Jake said as he waved the girls towards him.
Yellow Dress turned at his approach. “We're not talking to you, we’re talking to the host.” The tone was less pleading, more annoyed, verging on catty.
“Not anymore you aren't.” He opened a rope and pointed toward the casino. “Out you go.”
Yellow Dress stomped her very uncomfortable looking and no doubt expensive high heel. “We never have to pay to go to clubs back home!”
He could have pointed at the surging crowd behind him and given her a lecture on supply and demand. He could have explained how expensive it is to maintain a popular after-hours nightclub in a Las Vegas casino. He could have engaged her in a discussion of gender privilege as it applies to social activities such as clubbing. He could have pointed out that after spending so much money to fly to Vegas, stay in a hotel, and make themselves presentable it was silly to quibble over another twenty dollars. He could have also inquired as to whether there were other things that their sense of entitlement extended to. Did they expect to eat for free when they went to restaurants? Did they complain at paying the price of admission at movie theaters? He could have done any of these things, but instead he just smiled and said, “Then you should have stayed home.”
Shocked gasps from all of them. En masse, they rushed out through the opening in the ropes. Jake could hear them as they pushed past the edge of the crowd. Some of what they said was addressed to the people waiting in line.
“Come on! We're leaving.”
“This club sucks.”
“You’re an asshole.” That one was probably addressed to him.
“There's probably nothing but sweaty dudes in there.”
“I don't understand why anyone would even want to go here.”
“Only losers would want to go to this club.”
Jake turned to the nearest customers. They had clearly enjoyed the show. “They wanted to come here, does that make them losers? You guys want to come in, right? Does that make you losers? I don't think you're losers. You're winners!” The crowd let out a ragged cheer. Jeers and catcalls followed the angry pack of girls as they stormed away.
One of the cheering crowd members said, “Does that mean we get in now?”
“No.”
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1. Trump says the Chinese government “showed strength” in response to the Tienanmen Square protests in which they massacred 3,000 peaceful protesters.
2. Trump brags about endorsement from convicted murderer and repeatedly accused fraudster Don King.
3. Trump praises Iraqi Dictator Saddam Hussein.
4. Trump retweets quote from Italian Dictator Benito Mussolini.
5. Trump uses picture of Nazi soldiers in official campaign poster.
6. Legal Experts find dozens of Trump policy propositions that would violate the constitution. “Trump is threat to rule of law.”
7. Law Scholars agree, in order to enact plans Trump would have to violate First Amendment, Fifth Amendment, Bill of Rights, 14th Amendment, due process, equal protection, and the doctrine of enumerated and limited executive powers.
8. The ACLU made a list of all of Trumps unconstitutional propositions. (It’s 28 pages long.)
9. Trumps Immigration plan unconstitutional.
10. Trumps Muslim plan unconstitutional.
11. Trump pledges to open up Libel Laws on Newspapers in order to curb Freedom of the Press.
12. Trump promises to ban porn if elected president.
13. Trump fights against separation of Church and State.
14. Trump argues for the repeal of the 14th Amendment
15. Trumps right hand man made millions working for Arms Dealers, Dictators and War Criminals and defending them from allegations of torture and genocide.
16. Trump supporter arrested building pipe bombs to target Muslims.
17. Trump supporting ex-cop calls for, “lone-wolf patriots” to murder blacks at The GOP convention.
18. Trump refuses to condemn violence committed by his supporters.
19. Trump files DMCA notices to get micropenis painting taken off the internet. Art galleries refuse to exhibit it after threats of violence from Trump supporters over the depiction.
20. Trump encourages his supporters to use violence, again and again and again.
21. When asked for comments on two of his supporters who brutally beat a homeless man, Trump responds by defending the men as just being “passionate”.
22. Trump defends his supporters attacking man with, “He was obnoxious maybe he should have been roughed up.”
23. Trump tells crowd he would love to punch protesters.
24. Trump may pay legal fees for supporters arrested for assault.
25. Trump brags he could murder someone and still not lose support.
26. Trump jokes about murdering reporters.
27. North Carolina Authorities consider prosecuting Trump over charges of inciting a riot.
28. Trump says if alive during World War 2 he “might have” supported the Japanese internment camps.
29. Trump calls for the execution of Edward Snowden. “Kill the traitor”
30. Trump openly calls for the U.S to commit war crimes and advocates for the murder of innocent women and children.
31. Trump doubles down after veterans speak out claiming U.S soldiers would not commit war crimes or torture children even if ordered to. Trump responds with, “They’re not going to refuse me. If I say do it, they’re going to do it.“
32. Trump on torture: “Even if it doesn’t work they probably deserved it anyway.”
33. Trump renews calls for torture citing public executions and mass rape committed by ISIS promising for the U.S to do the same, “fighting fire with fire.”
34. Trump makes more vague and frightening comments about torture. “We’re going to have to do things that are unthinkable.”
35. Trump says Geneva Conventions a problem and needs to be changed since, US soldiers are to afraid to do their job due to laws which outline the definition of war crimes.
36. Trump threatens to shoot down Russian planes starting war with Russia.
37. Trump to his foreign policy advisor: "If we have nuclear weapons, why can’t we use them?”
38. Trump says he, “won’t rule out” using nuclear weapons in Europe.
39. Trump says he would declare a World War as President.
40. Trumps solution for high gas prices is to violate The Geneva Convention by invading several of America's allies in the Middle East and Africa to forcibly seize the oil fields for himself.
41. When asked for clarification about the above mentioned plan to steal land from multiple nations on two different continents Trump responded with, “We’re not stealing anything. We’re taking.“
42. Trump says during debate he wants to invade Syria with 30,000 soldiers.
43. Trump thinks lethal injection is “too comfortable” Wants to devise a more painful way to execute people.
44. Trump promises mandatory Death Penalty for anyone accused of murdering a police officer despite no legal grounds to impose that.
45. Trump sanctions a foreign power committing espionage on The Secretary of State. (This is called High Treason)
46. Trump violates civil rights act by refusing to rent homes to black people.
47. Trump orders blacks to leave casino floor whenever him or wife arrives on property.
48. 1991 book written by Trump Plaza Hotel & Casino President quotes Trump as saying:
50. “I’ve got black accountants at Trump Castle and Trump Plaza. Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day… . I think the guy is lazy. And it’s probably not his fault because laziness is a trait in blacks. It really is, I believe that. It’s not anything they can control.”
51. Trump keeps books of Hitler Speeches by his bed.
52. Trump refuses to cast black models.
53. Trump Refuses to disavow Support from the Klu Klux Klan multiple times during interview only to change his mind later on twitter.
54. Data Analysis shows 62% of the people Trump Retweeted on the week of January 19th 2016 were white supremacist accounts.
55. Trump holds event in Atlanta with GOP officials. Kicks the only black Republican official out of the event with no explanation.
56. Trump picks famed White Supremacist Leader as Delegate.
57. Trump tweets anti-Semitic Hillary Clinton picture created by Neo-Nazis.
58. Trump considers plan to replace all Muslim TSA agents.
59. Trump gives White Supremacists VIP seating at the GOP Convention.
60. Journalist claims Trump sexually harassed her after interview.
61. Trump forces models to humiliate themselves in order to, “Weed out the ugly ones.”
62. Trump tried convincing female staffers to pose naked for Playboy.
63. Trump refuses to hire mothers because, “She’s not giving me 100%. She’s giving me 84% and 16% is going towards taking care of children.”
64. Trump argues prosecutor should allow rapist to pay victim compensation instead of face jail time.
65. Trump defends military personnel accused of sexual assault and rape by putting the blame on the fact women are allowed to serve along men in the military.
66. Multiple women working on Trump campaign file complaints with Civil Rights Commission against Trump for sexual harassment or sexual discrimination.
67. Woman claims Trump tried to rape her her and told her he wanted to, “Make her his sex slave.”
68. Pageant Contestants claims Trump sexually assaulted her.
69. Trump is accused of rape by his ex-wife.
70. Trump is accused of rape or sexual assault by numerous women over several decades. (This includes 2 separate cases where a 13 year old accuses Trump of raping her while he was at a party hosted by now convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein)
71. Trump stalked Princess Diana and later bragged, “ I Could Have Nailed her”
72. “Women you have to treat them like shit.” Trump said this before pouring wine down the back of female investigative journalist Marie Brenners dress in 1992 as payback for her writing a negative story about him. He later bragged about the event.)
73. Trump tweets for people to check out the sex tape of a former Miss Universe contestant that he was previously accused of making racist comments against.
74. Trump shows he doesn’t know how the economy works by thinking he can fix the debt by just printing more money.
75. Trump proposes tanking the economy so he could renegotiate the public debt and pay discounted prices to investors of US Treasury bonds.
76. Trump proposes economy plan that would shrink the economy by 2% according to experts.
77. Trumps Trade War with China would increase the price of everyday goods and products up to 40% or more.
78. Trumps economic policy would cause 3.5 million Americans to lose their jobs.
79. Trumps current spending plan would bankrupt the country.
80. Trumps Tax cuts would add $24.5 trillion to the national debt
81. Trump thinks unemployment is really 40% despite the fact that would put the unemployment rate at twice the height it was during the great depression.
82. Projected estimates say stocks will lose 10-12% of their value if Trump wins the election.
83. Trump ranked on the same level as ISIS in terms of causing global economy instability by Economist Intelligence Analysts.
84. Trump’s health care plan would cause 21 million Americans to lose their insurance.
85. Trump declares bankruptcy six separate times.
86. Trump accused of illegally withholding checks from employees.
87. British Human Rights Journalist says conditions for workers at Trumps Dubai Golf course are “The worst I have ever seen”
88. Hundreds claim Trump refused to pay bills.
89. Trump defrauds students through scam university.
90. Trump makes racist comments about Judge in the class action lawsuit involving said scam university.
91. Trump takes a $40 million dollar loan from Deutsche Bank and when they ask him to repay the loan he refuses and sues them for $3 billion dollars.
92. Trump Bribes corrupt government officials to seize elderly woman’s house using eminent domain to get more Limo Parking Space.
93. Trump tried to use eminent domain to steal the house of a Holocaust survivor.
94. Trump retaliates against tenant for filing complaint by drilling holes in her ceiling and filling her apartment with construction dust. (Tenant later dies of lung cancer.)
95. Trump picked stock fraud felon as senior adviser.
96. Trump swindles buyers out of life savings through fraud in failed Condo project.
97. Trump committed high treason and broke dozens of laws when he violated the U.S/Cuban trade Embargo.
98. Trump commits felony Obstruction of justice by destroying thousands of emails subpoenaed by a federal judge during legal hearings against Trump.
99. Trump is fined 200,000$ in 1992 by the New Jersey Division of Gaming Enforcement for not allowing blacks or women onto his casino floor while racist Mafia leader is gambling.
100. Trump tries to violate Antitrust regulations through purgery and identity theft to steal two separate companies.
101. Court case implicated Trump in fraud, money-laundering, conspiracy, perjury and the theft of trade secrets.
102. Trump outright commits tax evasion.
103. Trump commits felony and lies to the Securities and Exchange Commission about company earnings with the hope of cheating taxes.
104. Trump steals over $300,000 from worker pensions.
105. Trump faces felony criminal charges for bribery.
106. Trump solicited campaign donations from foreign elected officials in Iceland and Scotland, a violation of FEC guidelines and federal law.
107. Trump demands Clinton refuse donations from Saudi Arabia due to them being evil and hate filled while lamenting Saudi Arabia for doing business deals with him saying, “I love the Saudis.”
108. Trumps makes majority of products in China.
109. Not even Trumps Make America Great Again Hats are made in America.
110. Trump violates immigration laws by sneaking Illegal Immigrants into the U.S for modeling jobs then refuses to pay them.
111. Trump lies about raising money for Veterans.
112. Trump dodges draft claiming “bone spurs” and lies about it today.
113. Trump lies about donating to charity again claiming he has donated over $100 million dollars without providing any records or evidence or naming who he donated too. Meanwhile a TSG review of his foundation’s Internal Revenue Service returns ranks Trump as the least charitable billionaire in the United States.
114. Trump lies about campaign spending.
115. Trump lies and claims he had never heard of White Supremacist leader who endorsed him despite mentioning him by name for over 15 years.
116. Trump lies and claims the Mexican government is forcibly deporting convicted criminals into the United States.
117. Trump’s falsely claims he saw thousands of Muslims celebrating while the twin towers fell on 9/11 on the news and refuses to admit he lied after the claim is completely debunked.
118. Trump cites debunked poll created by conspiracy theorist claiming 25% of Muslim Americans support violence against America.
119. Trump lies and bizarrely claims he was watching television and saw a video of the U.S sending a plane to Iran with 400 million dollars in it. Then later admits he was lying.
120. Trump tells New York Times he wants to impose unprecedented 45% tariff on Chinese goods. At debates he accused New York Times of misquoting him admitting how crazy it would and how he would never want it then goes on to argue for the 45% tariff two minutes later.
121. Trump lies about having opposed the Iraq War.
122. Fact checkers go over one of Trumps town hall transcripts and find 71 separate instances within an hour in which Trump made claims that were categorically false.
123. Bipartisan Media Watchdog group PolitiFact finds 76% percent of all of Trump’s statements investigated in 2015 for authenticity to be false.
124. Trump hires a financial analyst to gauge his Taj Mahal Casino project, the analyst says that the project would fail by the end of that year. Trump sues the analyst demanding he says it will succeed. By the end of the year the Casino declares bankruptcy.
125. Trump sues small travel agency founded in 1985 for coincidentally sharing his name.
126. Trump sues a small Indian restaurant for sharing the name of one of his Casinos. That restaurants name? “The Taj Mahal”
127. Trump sues union when they reveal that Trump doesn’t even stay in his own hotels.
128. Trump tries to sell the Empire State Building despite not owning it. He then sues the real owner in retaliation.
129. Author Timothy O’Brien calls Trump a millionaire instead of a billionaire. Trump responds by suing him for $5 billion dollars. O’Brien gets to court and is able to prove Trump had been lying about his net worth and was in reality worth between $150 and $250 million.
130. Comedian, Bill Maher responds to Trumps demands for Obama to release his birth certificate to prove he was born in America saying Trump should release his to prove his mother had not mated with an orangutan. Trump responds by suing Bill Maher for 5 million dollars.
131. News outlet threatened with lawsuit over writing story about Trumps hair plugs.
132. Trump claims Global Warming is "Bullshit" and temperatures are at record lows while scientists point out that April has been the 12th Consecutive hottest month recorded in human history.
133. Trump claims environmentally friendly light bulbs can cause cancer despite all evidence proving the contrary.
134. Trump argues against renewable energy because Wind Turbines, “Kill Eagles.“
135. Trump claims vaccines cause Autism despite hundreds of studies proving beyond a reasonable doubt that they have no connection.
136. Trump believes asbestos is safe and the reason for it being labeled dangerous is due to a mob lead conspiracy.
137. Trump accuses Ted Cruz’s father of aiding in the JFK's assassination.
138. Trump claims President Obama forged his birth certificate.
139. Trump claims President Obama is secret Muslim.
140. Trump claims Obama Never Attended Columbia, while also claiming he did but was a terrible student, while also encouraging his twitter followers to commit felony cyber crimes by “hacking Obama’s college records to check his place of birth.“
141. Trump implicates President Obama in orchestrating the murder of a Hawaiian State Health Director and staging it as a plane crash.
142. Trump believes 79 year old U.S Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia who died of natural causes was murdered by President Obama.
143. Trump demands Obama ground all flights to stop the spread of Ebola and claims CDC is lying to the public in order to spread Ebola.
144. Trump claims persecution saying the IRS is auditing him because he is a Christian.
145. Donald Trump promotes idea that President Obama is somehow directly responsible for the worst mass shooting in U.S history.
146. Trump mocks reporter over being physically disabled.
147. Trump calls U.S soldiers thieves in bizarre attack.
148. Trump mocks POW soldier for being captured.
149. Trump wants Veterans kicked off fifth avenue for not being classy enough.
150. Trump is unable to do simple multiplication, insists he is right after getting math question wrong.

Bonus Mike Pence

1. Pence believes that smoking doesn’t kill people.
2. Pence thinks the Disney movie Mulan was liberal propaganda created to convince women to join the military instead of staying home where they belong in order to weaken the military.
3. Pence tried to take money funding HIV prevention and put it into finding a cure for the nonexistant gay gene.
4. Pence cut funding to close free clinics during HIV outbreak.
5. Pence created law to allow businesses and restaurants the right to refuse service to gays just like they could for blacks during Jim Crow.
6. Pence created law so people don’t have to rent homes to or hire or atheists.
7. Pence tried to create a constitutional amendment which would make gays being allowed to marry unconstitutional.
8. Pence fought to stop legislation that would more effectively prosecute and prevent hate crimes.
9. Pence wrote a letter to the Department of Justice saying he would refuse to comply with new rules aimed at reducing the rate of rape.
10. Pence tried to overwrite the 14th amendment by trying to make it so people born in the United States aren’t automatically considered US citizens.
11. Pence thinks America has a duty not only to stop gays from marrying but gay relationships in general citing how we must enforce gods laws over human laws.
12. Pence tried to make abortion considered as murder.
13. Pence believes cutting free lunches for elementary school children who can’t afford to eat will help them by encouraging them to get jobs.
14. Pence created mandatory minimum prison terms for drug crimes making it so someone who has been arrested as a repeat drug dealer must spend no less then 10 years in prison if convicted. Pence also changed the definition of drug dealer from someone who deals drugs to anyone who is caught with 28 grams of a controlled substance even if they didn’t intend to sell the drugs. Pence also passed a law making it so pharmacists can refuse to sell people medicine if they believe they are drug addicts even if the medicine isn’t a hallucinogen. Pence used campaign funds to pay for his credit card bills and mortgage on new houses.
15. Pence thinks Obamacare is an American tragedy on the level of 9/11
16. Pence doesn’t believe in Evolution.
17. Pence promises Trump will make abortion illegal if president even though doing so would violate the constitution and previous supreme court ruling and be grounds for impeachment.
18. Pence tried to create a state-run news service.
19. Pence stopped a Pakistani company from opening a $1.8 billion fertilizer factory in the state creating over 3,900 jobs because they were from Pakistan.
20. Pence tries to stop refugees from being allowed to enter the state.
21. Pence signed a bill in 2013 that would make it a felony for same-sex couples to apply for a marriage license.
22. Pence refused to give pardon to wrongly convicted man who DNA evidence proved was innocent “out of respect for the justice system.”

All citations and a full list are at:
http://quantum-displacement.tumblr.com/post/146015554444/anti-trump-masterpost