Casino Lobster Inc - La Capitelle

Westinghouse - 200
Total lie. They are laying off 50 people, not 200, and have been slowly closing their operations down since Sept. 11, 2011. So they announced the company will be closed by 2015 in 2011: http://annistonstar.com/view/full_story/20755025/article-More-layoffs-announced-at-Anniston-weapons-incinerator?instance=1st_left
Research in Motion Ltd - 3,000
These layoffs were announced in June of 2012. Not because of the economy but because they create a product that has lost demand since other competitors have sold more goods: http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2012/11/08/research-in-motion-cuts-jobs-at-irving-headquarters/
Lightyear Network Solutions - 15
These aren't layoffs...they are permanent in an effort to downsize a company that has been losing money for a long time. http://www.wkyt.com/wymt/home/headlines/Company-lays-off-workers-in-Pikeville-177766221.html
Providence Journal - 23
This is a newspaper that has seen its circulation decline from 90,085 to 83,733 in a year's time. They have been regularly laying off employees like every other newspaper across the country as less Americans get their news from newspapers and choose to get it free from the Internet and television: http://www2.turnto10.com/business/2012/nov/08/providence-journal-announces-more-layoffs-ar-1233784/
Hawker Beechcraft - 410
This company declared bankruptcy last year and sold to a chinese company in July of 2011. This recent round of layoffs was 170 people and their business has been in decline since 2008. They make luxury private jets for rich people and I'm assuming the rich can only own a certain amount of private luxury jets at one time: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20120802/us-hawker-beechcraft-layoffs/
Boeing 61,000
Boeing expanded it's business dramatically during the Iraq war with HUGE contracts with the defense department. As the war came to a close, they saw their business decline. I guess if you want constant war, Boeing would always be making billions from the government but this is their official statement: "Boeing said the changes were not a response to the threat of additional, across-the-board U.S. budget cuts due to take effect on January 2, or the outcome of U.S. elections, but represented another step in its continuing drive to "be more competitive while investing in technologies and people." So the company itself is deying it has anything to do with the presidential elections and that they layoffs were planned and expected: http://www.catholic.org/business/story.php?id=48428
CVPH Medical Center - 17
This hospital received $3.2 million dollars in federal grant money to keep their doors open but their expenses exceeded their revenues by more than $400,000. They simply don't know how to run a business apparently. http://www.cvph.org/news-and-events/news-detail.aspx?newsid=45
US Cellular - 980
This was the result of a sale of a company to a competitor. Sprint (cell phone company) purchased US Cellular to eliminate a competitor in a certain market. This was a planned sale that took place over the past month, it just happened to be announced on Wednesday. It takes longer than one day to sell a mult-million dollar company: http://www.wirelessweek.com/News/2012/11/carriers-Sprint-Buys-US-Cellular-Midwest-Markets-for-480M/
Commerzbank - 6,000
This is the funniest one so far. This is a bank from Germany and Poland that has absolutely no connection to the U.S. or Obama In looking for official layoff reports, I found this statement from the bank from Nov. 8 where they announced they are investing $2 BILLION euros in their company. Sounds like growth to me. https://www.commerzbank.com/en/hauptnavigation/presse/pressemitteilungen/archiv1/2012/quartal_12_04/presse_archiv_detail_12_04_9794.html
Iberia - 7,000
This is the second funniest because it's an airline out of SPAIN that has no connections (or jobs) to the U.S. Spain's economy has been sinking harder that the U.S. since 2007. Absolutely no connection to America or Obama: http://www.theworld.org/2012/11/spains-iberia-airlines-announces-layoffs/
Momentive Performance Materials - 150
This is a TEMPORARY LAYOFF. All of these jobs will be reinstated in two weeks, as reported by the owner of the company here: http://www.tylerstarnews.com/page/content.detail/id/508789/Momentive-Inc--plans-temporary-layoffs-for-150.html?nav=5008
Brake Parts, LLC - 75
These layoffs were disclosed on Oct. 29. I'm afraid that was a full week BEFORE Obama's re-election. Absolutely no connection here: http://www.tylerstarnews.com/page/content.detail/id/508789/Momentive-Inc--plans-temporary-layoffs-for-150.html?nav=5008
Gameforge Berlin - 20
I'm not even looking this up. If people are stupid and desperate enough to blame Obama for the layoff of 20 people in Berlin, Germany, they are idiots. But then again, I wonder if they even realize that Berlin is in Germany and not in America. Probably not.
Vestas Wind Systems 1,700
Huge lie. First sentence in this story reports the layoffs to be 200 and not 1,700. Blatant lie there. It should be noted that this is a company from Denmark and not an American company. EDIT: I stand corrected on this as I found a quote from the article: The combined layoffs, plus some attrition and relocations, have reduced Vestas' Colorado workforce from 1,700 to 1,200 this year. So we can assume the total number of employees is 1,700 (the amount the email suggests was laid off) and that the numbers laid off amount to 500. http://www.denverpost.com/recommended/ci_21754574
Husqvarna - 390
This is a company based in Sweden, again absolutely no connection to Obama or the U.S. In fact, the majority of those affected are in Sweden or where their products are made in Poland: http://www.appliancemagazine.com/news.php?article=1626614&zone=0&first=1
Ericsson - 14,000
This is another funny one. Ericsson is a Swedish company (like Husqvarna) and those layoffs are in Sweden. They are not 14,000, they are 1,550. Pretty big difference: http://www.i4u.com/2012/11/sony-ericsson/ericsson-swedens-job-announces-cuts
SRA International - 222
Another blatant lie. These layoffs were planned, (like another one) on October 29, 2012. A full week before Obama was re-elected. Here is all the info to prove that: http://www.bizjournals.com/washington/news/2012/11/06/sra-international-to-lay-off-222-in.html
PerkinElmer - 75
This company is moving operations overseas to save money on having to pay Americans a livable wage. The governor of MA tried to talk them into keeping the jobs in America but the company refused to discuss it with them before making the decision to outsource their jobs: http://articles.courant.com/2012-01-18/business/hc-perkinelmer-layoffs-20120118_1_transfer-jobs-perkinelmer-global-stage
Majestic Star Casino and Hotel - 80
THIS is a company trying to destroy their union. Their workers are in a union and their contract ran out Oct. 31st. The company has made more money this year than they did last year but they are still cutting jobs despite making more money. A quote from the union representative: “These out-of-state owners who control billions are coming to Indiana and taking away our jobs,” said Coleman. It is also worth mentioning that these layoffs were announced on Nov. 6th before the election was officially over and anyone knew who won.
http://posttrib.suntimes.com/news/lake/16200678-418/layoffs-hit-garys-majestic-star.html
Center for Hospice NY - 80
TOTAL LIE: This company is renovating its current location and these layoffs will occur NEXT YEAR and they will be TEMPORARY according to the person in charge: http://www.buffalonews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20121106/CITYANDREGION/121109477/1002
Bristol-Myers - 500
Numbers are wrong. It's 470 and everyone agrees that this is the direct result of mismanagement under CEO Lamberto Andreotti...quote from the story: "nominee for worst chief executive of the year." http://www.fiercepharma.com/story/bristol-myers-slash-480-sales-related-jobs-nj/2012-11-06
Lower Bucks Hospital - 500
This is one of the biggest lies: THIRTY people were laid off. 30. Not 500. And the layoffs occurred on NOV.5, THE DAY BEFORE THE ELECTION. People who believe this stuff are idiots. Ironically, the CEO mentions in this article that they have 750 people on the payroll. Eliminating 500 of those seems kind of out of the question.
http://levittown.patch.com/articles/lower-bucks-hospital-lays-off-30-employees
Oce North America - 9
I couldn't find a single news article to back this up with any kind of facts at all. Enough said.
Corning United Blood Services Gulf - 150
Again, there is absolutely not a single news story to back this claim up anywhere. If it happened, there would be a press release. Right wing blogs are announcing this with NO reference or citation.
Atlantic Lottery Corporation - 16
This is a Canadian company and these layoffs were announced NOV. 5th, a DAY BEFORE THE ELECTION. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labradostory/2012/11/05/nb-atlantic-lotto-layoffs.html
Welch Allyn - 10% of manufacturing work force
These layoffs were announce on September 10th, almost two full months before Obama was re-elected. These are going to take place over THE NEXT THREE YEARS in a restructuring effort: http://www.qmed.com/news/welch-allyn-initiates-global-restructuring-including-layoffs
Dana Holding - 12% of work force
This is a total lie as well. The company released a financial report on Oct. 29th, 2012 and only said they were considering layoffs with NO specific numbers mentioned. The only place I can find this is on rightwing blogs, again, with no citations or references to any specifics. The company's report on Oct. 29th announced NO layoffs. http://thurbersthoughts.blogspot.com/2012/10/dana-considering-layoffs-as-obamacare.html
Stryker - approx 5%
These were announced on June 25, 2012 and it's in response to trying to compensate for a new 2.3% tax on medical devices as part of the new health care act. I don't have to tell you how little 2.3% is and there is also no indiction that it would be 5% of it's employee force. The latest news says 'more than 100' positions would be laid off. http://www.massdevice.com/news/stryker-begin-new-york-layoffs-ahead-medical-device-tax-wall-street-beat
Boston Scientific - Unspecific (sic) amount
These were announced in AUGUST and were a direct result of a change in management and a new CEO. http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/08/29/us-bostonscientific-layoffs-idUSBRE87S0Z120120829
Medtronic - 1,000
ANNOUNCED SEPTEMBER 6TH, 2012 as a result of the company restructuring plan. http://www.massdevice.com/news/layoffs-medtronic-cut-another-500-jobs-hopes-saving-125m-year
Smith & Nephew - 80
This company is based in LONDON and these job cuts in Memphis were announced in September. This is the only real story I could find about it: http://www.memphisdailynews.com/editorial/ArticleEmail.aspx?id=64753
Abbott Labs - 550
Announced on October 17th, about TWO SOLID WEEKS before Obama was re-elected. The facts hurt, I guess: Half of these workers being laid off are in EUROPE. Even though they are laying these people off, the overall amount of workers at Abbott Labs has grown due to additional acquisitions of other companies. Full story here: http://www.marketwatch.com/story/abbott-labs-cuts-550-jobs-more-layoffs-planned-2012-10-17
Covidien - 600
This is funny. The company denies any reports of layoffs in May of this year, no real news of layoffs since then: http://www.thesunchronicle.com/mansfield/covidien-denies-layoffs-report/article_a55f54db-b925-5b86-b246-136f2178e487.html?mode=story
Kinetic Concepts - 300
This was announced on JULY 13th, 2012 as part of restructuring after a $6.3 billion dollar buyout in 2011. http://www.massdevice.com/news/report-kinetic-concepts-lays-300-more
St. Jude - 300
This was announced NOV. 2, FOUR DAYS before Obama was re-elected. I wonder if Romney would have won if these lunatics would be blaming Romney for the job losses that occurred 4 days before anyone knew who was going to be the next president: It should also be noted that the company blames poor sales of defibrillators and pacemakers, not on the economy. http://www.startribune.com/business/176871351.html?refer=y
Hill Rom - 200
This is ANOTHER company where the right wing blogs continue to report a layoff in these numbers (200) where there is absolutely no real news source or citation for this. Repeating something over and over doesn't make it true. Just look at Fox: They said Romney would be elected for the past month 1,000 times. Didn't make it so. I would put a source but since there is no source for this, I will leave it alone
Darden Restaurants - 3%
This is the company that owns Red Lobster and the Olive Garden. All they are doing is cutting back hours so they aren't forced to cover employees' medical insurance. Typical big business: Just like Walmart: Wring your workers out for all you can get, work them JUST under the amount of hours where they would be provided some kind of health care security. Just a shitty company more than anything else but no reflection of the election at all but more of an attack on the new healthcare law.
JANCOA - 350
Utter lies. Jancoa is a janitorial outfit in Cincinnati, OH whose owner testified against the new health care law in congress. Funny that this reports she is laying off 350 workers when the owner herself REPORTS THAT THE ENTIRE COMPANY EMPLOYS 320 PEOPLE. Absolutely no layoffs reported anywhere from this company as of Nov. 9, 2012. Maybe it's republicans' wishful thinking? http://www.bizjournals.com/cincinnati/news/2012/07/11/jancoa-ceo-mary-miller-testified-on.html

Hi guys!! I'm new here, so pls forgive me if ever I seem clueless about the inside culture going on on this sunny side of the internet...
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K now that's out of the way, let's head straight to business...
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1. What's this post for?? - I wanna make some sort of a shrine for a webtoon I fell in loved with, the title of it is "Hearbeats per Second" (hence the post title, heartbeats remembered) linky here: https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/heartbeats-per-second/list?title_no=46502&page=2 as you can see the project has been discontinued right after it got featured (you can't see any content about it now except for Q/A's and announcements on the link above) So ya, it's dead alright; so dead that i wanna make a proper shrine for it, for the fans who still care. I have sufficient reason to believe it won't be coming back. (more on that later)
2. Heartbeats per Second? What is it? What's special about it? - It's a webcomic authored by mjbee; published under webtoon platform (exclusively, as i haven't seen it on any other site save for fansub sites). First released back in nov. 2016 but I think a teaser for it went up way earlier than that. It's a romance/drama title with a hint of supernatural elements. Just by reading the old comments, one thing can be identified that made it special across fans' hearts; its art and I'd be lying if I said it doesn't have one of the best art on a webcomic when it came out (including featured comics). I should say it has one of the most peculiar life cycle for a webcomic too, at first the updates for it were tad erratic, like the next chap was released on jan of 2017, more than a month after the first chap (weird for a webcomic under the same "weightclass" lol) and the next (proper) chap took another month, but some time around march the author promises to update regularly on a bi-monthly basis, so come march of 2017 we got 2 chapters and another one mid april (it started to feel like a proper webcomic by that time) and poof it got featured (deservingly) by the end of april, although announcement for the feature came later than that. It was last updated on jun of 2017 for a Q/A (i believe during the time in between, a "featured" version for it was being worked on). And we've never heard about it again... the social media of the creator went silent at around the same date, according to lifelight (my dear cold blooded king author) mjbee had been sick and on a follow up comment, lifelight further added that mjbee couldn't be reached anymore, heck even webtoon itself can't reach mjbee thus HpS's feature was put on hold indefinitely... Nobody knows what exactly happened to the author to this date, but I may have a few conjectures...

(For those not interested about mere conjectures regarding topic as sensitive as such you may skip this part of the post. However understanding 1 or 2 of them helped me find peace but ya that's just me.)
Theory #1 - "Exactly what it says on the can." - Top comment on the aforementioned "last update" is by lifelight informing the readers that mjbee has been sickly for months and needed time to recoup. This is very likely since if memory serves me right one chap. within the series includes an apology by the author stating that she's been sick hence the updates were as irregular as they are. I myself subscribes to this theory since it's the least hardest to swallow but leaves important stuff unanswered. One of those is that, it doesn't explain the sudden radio silence by the author. You'd think that mjbee would've at least made even just 1 official statement regarding her circumstances. Which leads to...
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Theory #2 - "Yes, but actually no." - It is often said to not take everything at face value and I think that applies here. Ever find yourself saying "I'm not feeling well, guess I'll pass"? Half of the time when I say that, I'm not actually sick-sick, just not mentally willing. But 9/10 your buddy would just be like "Man you got the flu? get well soon." We automatically assume it's a disease or something but truth is we can never discount other forms of sickness. Though I may not be physiologically sick it doesn't mean I'm not sick at all. Just maybe, I'm simply "sick and tired of your antics John." (sorry man)
Having to redo, revise and not to mention churn up production for the official launch probably broke the creator. That's not to mention the pressure it entails; having to work with an editor, when you've mostly been independent all this time, can be taxing, trying to make sure it fits necessary standards and what not, upgrading your work even though you've already given it all. (I wouldn't know though but I can always imagine.) ... or worse... loss of creative control? It's like having your child get mutilated and you have to do the trimming by yourself. (surely i could of put that in a better manner lol but you get the idea lmao). But still it doesn't answer the radio silence... or does it? Prepare your tinfoil lads.
What causes somebody to forget and turn away from someone he/she previously loved? The answer is simple, a BREAK UP!! (specially a nasty one). In this case, it's not a literal one but a metaphoric break up. Heck even the author's last tweet shades about things "breaking apart" see link: https://twitter.com/supermjbee/status/871362419313922048
You may say I'm stretching it, and that it's merely convenient but not exactly a satisfying explanation and you're right about that. But I'd take this all day over the next theory that we all have at the back of our heads...
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Theory #3 - "As art does, life so mirrors." - HpS heavily plays on the idea of "sudden disappearance" which made me very engaged and invested on the comic during the short time it was up. However it is not fun anymore when it happens irl. I've knocked on so many wood, praying for it not to be the case but deep down I know things as such are possible. From an arm injury causing her unable to perform at the level she previously did, to carpal tunnel syndrome, to nerve damage; none of these are fun. These cases corroborates to theory#2 so much too, in that such a fortuitous events may have forced her in the dark.
I don't even wanna go further with the other possibilities...
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Theory #4 - "It's just that good." - On a lighter note (though I myself considers this as a fringe theory) it is possible that the creator of the series simply just dropped it. Why? It could be that the creator got engaged or became part of a bigger project and is no longer able to work on HpS. It's a weak theory with the same symptoms as the first one but it's a "good end" and there are nights that I wish for this to simply be the case. Who knows maybe the spirit of HpS still lives on albeit on a different title. Mjbee's twitter says that she's a "drawer of things" and I believe once an artist will always be an artist. :)
When you actually think about it, this theory kinda makes sense. You produce something of quality, gain exposure and eventually newer, bigger opportunities will come knocking. It's just that good, the art doesn't need further mention and even with the art alone, it's already enough. But just about everything is amazing with HpS, the scene direction, dialogue, overall writing, story, even the layout is amazing. I still remember just how crazy hooked I was when I first read the prologue. And even if it's in spanish (fan sub upload, the last living remnant of HpS) I can feel every emotion in a scene and the cliffhangers are absolute bangers, in fact I've never seen a comic that got featured with the same or fewer amount of proper chapters. So yes, I wouldn't wonder if mjbee got involved into something else though it stings to think that we didn't get any official news buttttt the world doesn't revolve around me, as long as everything's fine I can be happy for her.
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Last one I promise, Theory #5 - "Get those tin foils back on." - Bear with me for a bit. It could be that mjbee isn't an individual, or she's not completely independent. It is possible that she's affiliated with an organization or is actually one. It may explain why HpS has to be abandoned on such an auspicious of a timing, maybe it has something to do with rights management. Maybe webtoons was only interested with the artist that did the art and didn't want to involve the rest so no understanding was reached. It sort of reminds of the case with "Your Favorite Martian" by Ray William Johnson for those familiar with it. Both share the same "abandonment" circumstances.
"Hahhh?? an organization??" you ask, well it's not that uncommon. I've seen other creators who produces inhuman amount of content with varying degrees of style, it can only mean it's a bunch of individuals sharing the same creator id to easily hit metrics for monetization, or idk lmao. (told you this is tin foil-y). This is not to downplay mjbee's talent or anything, somebody still has to actually do it, and I believe that the individual who makes and draws is actually mjbee. The one we interact with, it's just that there may be others involved behind the scenes.
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Anyway those are my theories, one may be true, or a mix, or all of them or none of them. We don't know perhaps we may never know.
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1. Who am I? - Well, I'm a fan of the series. For the longest time HpS was my favorite. I've been a fan since the teaser went up and I've been patiently waiting for any drop of news despite being years since the last nugget we got. I still check back from time to time, and it pains me to see that the amount of subscribers slowly drains away bit by bit, but I can't blame them. I just wish HpS won't be forgotten... So I carved this little corner here on reddit dedicated to fellow fans, to convene, discuss and share memories about the series. That's the gist of it...

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"That's not all there is to it, there's more right?" heh heh heh... Yep... FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS BOIS n GALS!!
I'd like to think I've inherited the will of Heartbeats per Second. What? What do I mean? Well hear my story.
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Sometime around 2018, just couldn't recall the date exactly probably Q2-Q3 of the year, I had a chance encounter. By this time it has already been more than a year since HpS last updated and I was starting to forget the series. I couldn't even remember the names of the characters anymore. An instructor in one of my class has this habit of incorporating references in the materials. The references ranges from pop culture, to anime; from mythologies to lovecraftian stuff. Some are easy to identify such as "Ackerman AOT Inc. has the following data related to it's 2018 statement of financial position" bla bla, that's clearly referring to mikasa ackerman from attack on titan. While others require a bit of digging. Well one day i decided to pay close attention to the said references, especially the ones I'm not familiar with. Oddly, names like "Mira" and "Tyke" showed up (separately), well the names didn't particularly rang a bell at that time but out of sheer curiosity I asked away where the references that I can't identify were from. "Tyke and Mira were from a discontinued project". Looking back now I would of killed myself for my stupidity, I never did recognize the names, ever not until recently! but I'm so glad I had the audacity at that time to ask for the manuscripts from the said "discontinued project". I wasn't really interested in it I was just trying to be chummy for extra marks lmao. Well ya I got em, but it wasn't til early 2019 that I discovered what i had. I checked back on HpS's page for news one day, nothing, so I went for the bootleg spanish fansub version, just to reminisce. And then I noticed, Tychus' name was often shortened as "Ty" or "Tyke". I was literally shaking... I compared the notes I had in me, and just about everything checks out. Is it the script of HpS? Not sure it's not a 1:1 copy but it's so close it couldn't be a mistake or coincidence. Well you can argue that it may be a fan-fic? and the parts related to the released portion were simply copied while the ones that aren't yet cannot be verified but it's too compelling to be so. Even the concept art for future events released on intstagram checks out!
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DISCLAIMER: I cannot verify the authenticity of the script or whether it is even related to HpS at all, it may or may not be the script of HpS. It may actually be just an elaborate fanfic but I feel like, something like this has to be shared among other readers who, like myself, fell in love with the series.
SIDE NOTE: I don't think my former instructor was mjbee, i am pretty positive about that. I do however, think that either my theory about HpS not being a one-man-show is correct, or they are simply related like friends or something IDK I wanna leave it at that. It is something I still haven't forgiven myself for not confirming.
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So yeah guys, here I am typing away on reddit despite not dropping a single comment on the series while it was ongoing (hey don't judge me)... I will post whatever related HpS content I can process via edit (does that work out? sorry new here) But for now I need some sleep.
EDIT: Hi reddit its been a long time, sorry i kinda forgot i made this post lol was just reminded when i checked the webtoon page for hps, anyway I have compiled my files related to Hps and as promised will share the processed bits
First off lets start with char bio as i believe these ones are official and are generally harmless to the overall story incase it does resurface again, and i feel like they are meant to be published soon anyway (unlike most of the bits i have which have already been reworked or dropped or drafts of plans, some bits still have author's remarks left intact in them)
CHARACTER BIO
Jack
Jack Tarver De Vera
Age 20
Jack is the resident bartender of The Verthandi, the hottest bar in town or so he claims. His uncle, who owns the joint, also entrusted Jack in overseeing the bar's whole operation despite his seemingly young age. He's good at what he does if that's just it, indicating that he may have years of experience under his belt but despite that he still lacks the necessary refinements in dealing with drunken customers; that's where Mia and Alex come in. That and the occasional 'inventory misappropriation' which he adamantly claims as 'just compensation' for the troubles he has to put up with.
He's rough around the edges, blunt and cynical at times (most of the time); a punk through and through. Good thing he can take in as much spew as he can dole out or he'd be insufferable. Well, Alex takes full advantage of this fact, capitalizing every opportunity to rub, technically, her 'boss' the wrong way. Maybe for stress relief? Maybe to get even at his punkish demeanor? Or maybe, entirely something else...
Jack may have had a tough childhood; orphaned at a young age, raised by just his uncle who's not getting any younger, it is even hinted that he never got any formal schooling, but despite all these he got to where he wants to be. Friends by his sides, top shelf spirits behind, and the rowdy shenanigans of drunks and merrymakers in the forefront.
Trivia: "In vino, veritas" Jack usually isn't honest with himself, but if you can outlast him in a drinking session he might just spill his guts out, sometimes literally.
Mia
Mirabelle Corlin (assumes mother's maiden last name)
Age 20
Mia was raised by her mother without knowing much about her father, she grew up to live a prudent life because of this. She's a model student with great grades during her time in school and was often the class representative. A kind hearted soft spoken girl by nature, she often keeps to herself, leading others to assume she's unfriendly; due to this she never had much friends.
Ever since her mother moved out with her partner, Mia lived alone with her pet cat, Milky. She works at a local bar nearby as a waitress along with her long time bestbud from way back, Alex.
Mia may appear timid on the outside but she's cunning and sharp. Although she's a bit sentimental, she never lacks hope and often looks forward to what tomorrow brings.
Trivia: Mia has an allergy with crustaceans, poor girl can never completely enjoy a lobster. She also dreams of becoming a vet! :3 soft spot for kitties!!
Tychus
Tychus Fortuna
Age 21
There's not much to say about Tychus, much of his info is unknown. He is presumed to be from a foreign land judging from his peculiar last name, when asked where specifically he just blurts out a different place every single time. Rumor has it that he has a penchant for gambling, sightings of him in gambling dens and casinos aren't unheard of but when asked about it he adamantly denies though.
A wisecracking charmer, it's hard to think he's the type to be secretive, yet he is. He carries himself with staunch composure even under duress. He likes avoiding attention and often seems uninterested about most things.
Trivia: His favorite sport is pro wrestling but it's fake so he settled for boxing. Also, he sleeps alot and just about anywhere you'd think he lived on the streets one point in his life.
Alex
Alexis Jean Ridley
Age 20
Alex, as she is fondly referred to by her friends, was born in the countryside by a loving couple. Due to the laid back environment she grew up in, Alex developed to be a congenial and gregarious girl, the kind that you'd expect to be friends with everybody. A spark plug of energy, Alex has always been enthusiastic with just about anything as long as she deems it fun. Well, studying is out of the question but it doesn't take much for her to consider a thing fun. Don't let her jolly nature and small stature fool you, she's way more athletic than she appears. In fact it was due to an athletic scholarship that she was able to attend high school in the city, where she met one of her long time friends, Mia.
Her spunky upbeat attitude coupled with her sporty nature may make it seem like she's a tomboy but truth is, she's a romantic that longs for love's first embrace. And so when the time came where athletics no longer proved beneficial, she dropped track altogether, vowed to take better care of herself and be more feminine. Love may just be around the corner after all.
Currently, she works at a local bar with her friend, Mia, since the post doesn't require her to be up early in the morning. Happily living day by day with not much worries or plans, taking life one step at a time with a smile.
Trivia: She claims to be one of the "cool kids" back in high school as she was the star of the track team, even making it as far as the regionals; her record for 100m dash is at 12.49 sec!! Bonus Trivia: She easily gets carried away by sappy romance flick.
EDIT2: METASTUFF - the following entry is my own inference and take regarding the original plan for the overall flow of HPS -
HPS seems to have been originally intended to be told in an achronological manner through the eyes of different perspectives. An ambitious and truly unique way of story telling, had it been the case I think I can say that we might have been robbed of a potential masterpiece considering the fate HPS has ultimately faced. (though there were already signs indicating that the idea for the narrative structure was dropped midway through)
Anyway based on an old printout regarding its skeletal and general flow HpS was planned to have 2 major spheres of events, i say spheres since it isnt exactly gonna be told in a chronological order especially events relating to the past; pre time jump. Yr2014. The other sphere being the then present yr2016. The first arc is told through the eyes of mia and next perspective would be alex's. Tyhus and another character were originally planned to have aswell. It was also planned to have quasi independent side stories tht are presented regardless of the chapter that preceded it, and are intended to flesh out the main story further, one such example is the "Valentines Special" originally intended to be published on feb 2017 i suppose (i will upload the storyboard writeup for it later on) and on top of that, a "SideB" of it. (sadly no write up of it exists just mere plans) Side B is used by the author to denote the same event under Tychus' eyes. The author explains it as "SideA=result SideB=how". After understanding what i can from the mess of scripts it was made apparent to me why the need for such thing, some readers have correctly guessed why so way before. The author described the past sphere as a "whimsical school romance with a bang at the end madoka style" if you would read it from chronological start to end. While the present sphere is like "clannad minus the harem" according to what seems to be a pitch summary.
Btw some few facts worth sharing:
Heartbeats per Second's original working title was called Linking Hearts
And it was suppose to be a visual novel but was transformed into a webcomic, this explains Mia's blank personality abit as pointed out by some comments early on the series
This is it for now I'll see you guys again. Next up Recap!
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EDIT3: RECAP (WARNING!!! EXTREMELY LONGGG!!!)
I'll post the storyboard script (no drawings) of the episodes from here on out, i believe these are the final text output before everything gets drawn and dialogue gets put into speech bubbles. Things in brackets [ ] are i think panels of illustrations, which the author uses as guides when actually illustrating the webtoon. I'll also post a link to the fansub version for the starting episodes so you can compare. Also note that the written dialogue is not 1:1 from what was released, I think some revisions are still done during actual writing down of dialogue inside speech bubbles. Here goes...
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Prologue - https://tmofans.com/viewe5af4e62c0159f/cascade
Time... They say time is like a flowing river... And we are merely flotsams at the mercy of its current.
[environment shot: raining,leaf floating on a rain stream by the curb: closeup and sidepanel: profile face of heroine in the past wearing uniform, apply bloom effect or sumthng to indicate dreaminess]
At times it would rage on like a coursing rapids; stopping for no one despite your pleas...
[wideshot of heroine walking along on the street holding her umbrella and bag, sidepanel: checking her phone for the time 4:48pm july 25 2014 1new message unopened]
And sometimes it feels like a tranquil stream, cradling you gently as you weave through its meandering banks...
[close up heroine admiring the scene]
I wonder, can time hear me? If i cried hard enough would the droplets of tears make a ripple?
[full body shot wind blowing trees swaying abit and leaves swirling in the air heroine looks wondering]
Sadly all i can ever do is float along with it lest i drown in its depths, time is a cruel mistress it is unforgiving as it is all powerful...
[back focus on the leaf along the ditch floating downstream]
I wish time could stop for a little bit, i wish it can let me drift around in circles on a quiet pond, i wanna relish those fleeting moments filled with butterflies a lil bit longer...
[obvious flashback scene: guy presenting girl necklace] [obvious flashback scene some more: late night hugging by the park under a streetlight with fireflies] [obvious flashback scene: walk together shoulder to shoulder, guy holds umbrelle, girl fully covered guy has his outer shoulder getting wet]
[focus on puddle with leaf by the curb]
[back shot of heroine by the crossing about to step forward, light turns green, construction site across it,, side panels: pitterpatter]
[pitter patter] [car] [scaffolding]
[ stomping on the puddle, splash]
[shoutout: Mia!!! Full body matrix shot: mia turning back water splashes and rain drops frozen suspended in air, leaf fluttering by them, heroine surprised look, necklace swings along, back of hero shown reaching out]
[focus on girl mouth: smiling] [saying: tychus] [one more panel focusing on her necklace being clutched by her]
[car goes by blurred]
[whiteout]
[big title with fancy font: linking hearts]
That was the last day i saw him... Since that day i felt like swimming against the current, maybe if i stood still he'd come rushing back just like before.
[repeat matrix shot minus shoutout and change her expression from surprised to longing, outfit changes too from uniform to server less bloom now we cn take off the dreamlike filter]
[same focus on girl mouth too: but this time she's sad] [speech bubble:tychus] [same same still clutching on the necklace]
Every time i chance upon that place i always find myself looking back to the past... Its an awful habit i know and im just making it hard for myself but i'm just a slave subject to the whims of my heart...
[crestfallen look back shot of heroine by the same crossing no more scaffolding, side panel: focus on her pony-ed hair, side panel: checking phone 4:50pm july 29 2016]
Ive always known it was too much to ask... Sigh...
[black]
[traffic light: green]
Well time to keep moving...
[ focus: leaf on a puddle] [ wind blows, leaf flies]
[zoom out shot panning to the sky, sunny, leaves flying by carried by wind, below small figure of heroine, crossing the street, moderately densed population, abit busy environment]
Prologue end huffhuff
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Episode 1 - "I still remember..." (on the official release ep1 is titled "Nothing but Memories")
https://tmofans.com/viewe5af4e62d1ee6a/cascade
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Scene1
[chime clings as the back door opens]
[setting: staff room]
[mia enters]
Alexis: hi hi mia-mi! So sorry i had to ask you to come despite your off, it's gonna be a busy friday night so we gonna be short on hands not to mention our 2 part timers are coming in late so ...
[mia interrupts]
Mia: hushh it's okay alex! of course i'd come i work here after all besides i cant say no to you, hey that's what friends are for :)
Alexis: [stoked] waiii yaayy, you're a life saver, my best bud <3 [glomps]
[jack interjects]
Jack: [cynical] everyone's your best bud alex, but you know if everyone is your best friend then no one is wahaha
Alexis: [pouting] muhh is it like that? [proud] well everyone's my best bud here, uncle rus is my best bud, big rob too even our cook, i like everyone except you jack-o wacko :P
Jack: whatttttt?
[everyone shared a laugh]
[mia monologue on her laughing panel] "this is where im at now, it's been 2 years since that fateful day. I'm holding up pretty well, still waiting, hoping... I wonder how have you been?"
[mia clutches her pendant shown underneath her clothes]
[a flash of tychus full smile and chuckling hand out stretched as if asking to be held]
[black out] [voice: Mia...]
[setting back to staff room]
Alexis: [unamused] mia... Oi mia... Knock knock you there? *poke* *poke*
Mia: [apologetic] oh sorry i kinda zoned out ahaha *light chuckle*
Alexis: ehhh what have you been zoning out for? Mah anyway come help me log the purchases they arrived a little while ago quick before you-know-who chugs em
Mia:*nods*
Jack: [called out from the bar] hey!!! It wasnt me i swear!
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Scene2
[setting: back alley]
[mia and alex checking and logging cases and kegs of beer]
[mia logging stuff on a journal]
Mia: [blank look zoning out] that's one and hmmm 2 from yesterday and this should be for...
[alexis interrupts]
Alexis:[surprised] wait wait! Those were already accounted for... Since yesterday... By you... [dumbfounded]
Mia: [flustered] oh my god im sorry *sigh*
[mia bites lip out of frustration, monologue "what is wrong with me"]
["somehow i still, up to now, can't take you out of my mind"]
Alexis: [worried] hmmm don't worry about it, uhmm let me take care of that one, you can just start with the kegs, i'll go ask big rob to sort this lot out
Mia: [down casted] thanks alot, i seem to be out of it *sigh*
[switches places]
Alexis: [sad worried look]
[mia bends down to check a keg and her pendant slips out of her blouse]
[pendant dangles]
[alexis wide eyed look, staring at the pendant]
Alexis: [realizes] [saddened] hey mia, what really happened that day?
Mia: [tight lipped] [a faint smile] [focus only up to her nose and lips down as she holds a fist near her chest] that day... He was strange that day...
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Scene 3
[setting past street crossing/flashback]
[raining]

[money shot: tychus calling out for mia as she turns around on the street or just recycle the panel from prologue]
[tychus closes in on mia] [panels showing their expressions tychus relieved and mia eager]
[moneyshot tychus took her by the hand and around her waist pulls her close and shared a passionate kiss]
Mia: [surprised] hey whats gotten into you? [blushes]
[tychus shakes his head gently eyes closed almost in tears]
[tychus hugged her tight]
Tychus: [thankful] im just happy to see you well in my arms
Tychus: [determined] i just don't want to spend another second without you anymore
Mia:[bewildered] but it has only been an hour since
[tychus tightened his grip lowered his head and a drop of tear fell along with the raindrops]
[tychus pained expression]
Mia: [softened look] [strokes his face] it's ok i'm here [hugged back]
[wide shot with lots of negative space for narration, zoomed out 2 of em hugging it out while raining]
Narration: i didnt know what's going on, he acted strange, desperate, and almost as if worn out like a soldier who's just been to war. He was a bit forceful, but i felt like... For the first time... I felt like i've finally connected to him, past beyond his shell...
He's usually always composed and collected, cool and elegant, it's actually eerily surreal... But at that moment... He looked vulnerable, first time i saw him like that. First time he felt like... a human.
[expression focus on mia as she smiles]
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Continued here - https://www.reddit.com/LINEwebtoon/comments/djerss/heartbeats_remembered_recap_continued/

So, you wanna go to SHOT show? You think it's all fun and games? Get to play with guns? See Jesse James and R. Lee Ermey? SHOT show is the annual pilgrimage of the unwashed masses to Las Vegas to rub elbows with youtube celebrities, bloggers and overseas businessmen copying US made equipment and share infectious disease.
If you love guns, gambling and gonorrhea - SHOT show is for you! It is not my typical idea of a good time. I am not a big fan of Las Vegas.
However: I do attend for a few reasons. First, I do enjoy travel and I'm platinum on AA so I can usually score an upgrade. Second, industry people are in there that I do hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars with business with so it's nice to put a face with the name and see what deals are out there. SHOT for me has been a bust for the past few years. Being a value guy, I want to buy at $1000 and sell at $3000 and as of recently the gun business is more like buy for $1 and sell for $1.10 if you get what I mean.
We used to do business at SHOT and now it's just checking in on foursquare, instagram and rubbing elbows with bloggers and the like. I want to make money, not spend money so this is very annoying to me.
Anyways, onto the play by play.
Monday, January 22nd. One day before SHOT show.
The TSA line is a shitshow thanks to, well TSA. I have pre check and breeze right through.
I slog my way to the lounge, as shitty as it is to wait for my winged chariot to DFW. I have gone from being in an abusive relationship with Delta to being in an abusive relationship with AA. Although if you really want to experience the battered spouse feeling, UA is a few gates over.
I board my flight to Dallas/FW and my Renton assembled chariot is having a problem with one of the ring laser gyros, the hate agent tells us we are delayed for an indeterminate amount of time. Even as an AA Plat, I have no cleared upgrades. I am number 4 on the list with one seat open to Dallas/FW. I am 39/61 for Dallas/FW to LAX.
Fuck my life.
I gate check my bags to make life easier for me and the rest of the folks slumming it. If I don't have to worry about being short on time, I like to gate check to free up bins for those who are not as fortunate. Eventually I board and ask the FA to say hi to the captain and get a ride report. Light chop all over north texas today and we're going to take the long way around the field due to wind.
Me: I guess it's true. Dallas always does seem to blow a little harder in the postseason...
CA: Hahhahaha
FO: You got that right! Go eagles!
Having brightened the day of the flight crew, I head back to my MCE seat in Y and kick back and relax by listening to my Rumours, my favorite fleetwood mac album on my ipod.
We land at Dallas an hour and a half late eating into my 4 hour spa layover I had planned. I hightail it to the Centurion lounge in terminal D, my home away from home. Thankfully I don't need a massage since I brought my friend Laura some homemade chocolate rice crispy squares and she gave me a one hour massage and gave me a happy ending.
I grab a plate and help myself to some of the excellent chicken and some mashed red potatoes and bacon It is cheesy and DELICIOUS. Between that and the poblano rice, I can feel it going straight to my thighs. No, I do not care. NOM NOM NOM
https://imgur.com/a/WBcyd
The lounge is packed. The bar is full and I grab a quick single malt as I have my meal since American's not going to feed me. They begin boarding to LAX as I walk out of the lounge. I make it to the gate and the entire plane has boarded because the screens say they are boarding group 9.
Giving the FA a friendly nod, I ask to say hi to the captain and I stride through J and say hello to the two gentlemen flying today. Aviation nerd protip: CHECK YOUR ROUTING!
I didn't, but I had a hunch since arriving from the east we'd get the ANJLL 1 or the HLYWD 1 arrival. I got a 50/50 shot. Let's see how good I am.
Drop my bags at the threshold, poke my head in.
Me: Howdy guys, we still looking good for the Hollywood 1 tonight?
CA: Man, you did your homework yes we are! GABBL transition as a matter of fact!
Damn I'm good.
FC: Nice! I know you guys take a rash of crap from drunk Parker so I like to say hello to the folks who do the heavy lifting and I'm a total airplane dork so it's cool to check the place out.
CA: I'm an airplane dork too! I'm Jeff Rowland, nice to meet ya!
SUPER nice guy. He gave me a tour of the airplane, even took a picture of me in the left seat.
https://imgur.com/a/xVIy6
Here he is showing me some stuff around the airplane. He gives me the grand tour of the 787-9 including this neat feature that actually measures how many G's they have on landing so they know whether or not they need an overweight landing inspection or not. AMAZING airplane. I'm shown all the bells and whistles and they tell me how fun the plane is to fly. Jeff takes a few pics of me in the best seat of the house. I tell the guys I'll see them at the in and out burger on Sepuldeva and I hike back to my seat in W.
The FA's were wondering where I was, and they gave away my assigned seat. I take an empty center aisle seat and make life easier for everyone. W in the 787-9 is a solid hard product. The BE Aerospace MI-Q seat is a good ride whether in it for 3 hours to LAX or 13 to CDG like I was in a few months ago. https://imgur.com/a/iPHVh
The boarding door closes for an on time departure and I watch another airplane movie - American Made with Tom Cruise. He's so dreamy. Jeff's PA's were really lame and had a whole bunch of people laughing in the back on the way to LA. The flight was not long enough. The landing is a perfect grease job on 24L and we await a tug to get towed into gate 41 at LAX. I say thanks again to the flight crew - worthy of note, http://andystravelblog.boardingarea.com/2018/01/29/pilots-lette
My next hop via a 737 to LAS is uneventful. I stop at the Centurion lounge for some freshly squeezed OJ. It is DELICIOUS as AA's app tells me my bags are being unloaded.
I grab my things and hop in the last car Hertz has in the gold section - a 2016 Toyota Corolla. Times are rough. I'm at Circus Circus again. I check in and tell the lady about the last time I was there with the neighbors and the extremely loud sex. Full story: tail end of this - https://www.reddit.com/guns/comments/5podeq/shot_2017my_tales_of_adventure_in_las_vegas/
She damn near busts a gut laughing and upgrades me to a skyrise room and gives me a line pass and complimentary buffet.
I arrive to my room where housekeeping has not cleaned it to my exacting specifications. Specifically, there are like three hairballs from a cat in the chair next to the desk. I ask for another room and they set it up for me. It's now 1AM. In and out burger is closed.
Fuck.
Tuesday, January 23rd SHOT Show Day One
You gotta get into the palazzo garage before 8AM or you are not getting a spot. I get in at 8:01 and miraculously find a spot. They are doing so much construction at the resort that I don't recognize it. I grab my pass and check in with some other industry associates. My first day is semi-eventful as I check out the sig 365, a very promising concealed carry product as well as a few other really neat things and many many useless items.
I run into u/chugbleach in the basement and we trade stories. He shows me some neat stuff he's been working on. We plan to dine later in the week and I continue walking the show when I see the most amazing booth ever.
Backstory: https://www.reddit.com/guns/comments/7ag6oj/gsg_stg_44/dp9u9hw/
I let fluff buy the hook, he posts $120 to win $100 if he gets his HMG gun by the end of Q1. If gun arrives on time, he gets $100 from me. If no, I get $120 from him.
I walk back to chug.
FC: DUDE DUDE DUDE YOU GOTTA SEE THIS COME QUICK
CB: Okay lets go
We walk briskly not 100 feet. I stop quickly. Chug looks confused.
I gesticulate wildly to our right.
This is what we see.
I crack up laughing and can barely contain myself. This is the greatest thing I have seen in weeks.
On that note it is time to take a break for lunch. I head up to one of my vendors who has a hospitality suite for the show and they are serving jambalaya for lunch every day. As a Louisiana boy, we do love jambalaya. There's a reason I spend lots of money with them. I eat and have a coke as I trade gun jokes with other gun dealers. I wander around the show and nothing else jumps at me.
I walk the footbridge over to the Wynn to see how the house is doing. The poker room is full. I draw $2500 from my credit line and head down to the craps table to throw some dice. I have some mixed success as it's getting late and I want to hit the in and out burger so as I'm getting ready to leave, Laura sends me a bunch of filthy text messages about what she wants to do to me when I get back. My chips and raging boner leave the tables quickly as I duck into the bathroom to tell her that if she wants to treat me like a prisoner on a conjugal visit - I went to 8 years of catholic school, she's entering a world of pain. She says game on.
After a quick trip to the cage to cash out, I'm up or down something like $100. I swing by in and out burger for a double double. It is delicious. Sleepy time.
Wednesday, January 24th. Day 2 of SHOT show.
Alarm goes off at 7:45 AM. I wash up, eat and get breakfast. In the garage by 8:15. Still manage to find a spot! Attendance is down this year. I get in line at Larue. They run out of dillo dust at 8:39. This is the line at 8:35 https://imgur.com/a/KLHrg
The show opens at 8:30. Fuck my life. I grab a dillo and some stickers for some friends and a few HK calendars. I wander around and talk to the guys over at Franklin Armory and their new SBR that isn't an SBR, SBS that isn't an SBS and rifle that isn't really a rifle BUT IS STILL A FIREARM. The projectiles they want to sell have fin stabilization and it's like a 55 grain flying Lombardi trophy. It's an interesting idea but I'm not 100% certain I would buy one personally. I trade war stories with a few other friends I meet up with at the show. I head down to the basement and I'm looking at a few accessories from Tactical Walls.
Just as I'm ready to leave - Joe Mantegna shows up and says hi to the reps.
FC: Mr Mantegna! I love your work! Can I get a picture?
JM: Sure.
Someone grabs my phone and snaps a pic
FC: You are great in the simpsons as Fat Tony. Just the best!
JM: (in fat tony voice) I don't get mad. I get stabby.
FC: That's awesome! Thanks! Enjoy the show!
I send the pics to some friends who enjoy snappy Mamet plays and they are all jealous. I head down to the basement. The ATF booth is vacant due to the government shutdown. So is the FBI booth. Oh well. I head upstairs to the manufacturer supplier section and I find out that Olympic Arms is still in business making things. I do a lap and get some business cards from some precision machine companies that can make some elaborate parts. Jambalaya again for lunch. Nom nom nom.
I head down to FN to talk shop with the guys down there and give them shit. FN's new innovation is a two tone FDE/Black gun. So now 50% of the gun does not have to match. I trade barbs with Mike Hoffman and we debate the age old question, is it really gay if you can suck your own cock? Just as I mention this, Steve Bannon shows up at the booth. That's my stop. I say hello to the director of commercial sales on my way out and go to the Knights booth where I find they're making 6.5 Creed stuff now. Interesting how quickly that cartridge has caught on. I talk shop with a few of the KAC guys and then I steal some more HK Kalendars for friends back home.
I hit the Circus Circus buffet with my free pass for the unpleasantness and it is not that great at all. They ran out of roast beef. I mean, really? SHOT SHOW IS IN TOWN! We are beef eating gun owners, and you're gonna run out of roast beef? This would never happen at the Wynn, an amazing property. I make a mental note to sell my MGM Mirage stock and buy some Wynn in the morning. I head back to the craps table and lose a shitload of money. I witness a heater happen after I color up and watch people go nuts. My luck at MGM properties has not been good. Ugh. I don't feel like doing gunnit live and head to sleep early.
Thursday, January 25th. Day 3 of SHOT show.
I message Chug and let him know that it's gotta be tonight if we're gonna hang since I fly out Friday night for Boston. We plan to make plans for dinner. I head to the show and get there at 3 minutes to 8. One of my best customers calls me wanting an XM2010. I head over to Remington and through some finagling they manage to say YES WE CAN SELL IT EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO SELL IT. I work up a quote and get the customer the info and tell him what's what. I visit the nighthawk custom booth where they have a new gun chambered in .45 APC.
https://imgur.com/a/9bNe7
I kid with a few FBI guys about their attention to detail. I saunter about the show. Leatherman Tool Group always has some nice things to play with. Tim Leatherman is engraving tools for people with his autograph. I'm happy with all of his products I own and I stop by to shake his hand and tell him that my wave has saved my ass on a hundred different occasions and I once resurrected a Ford off the side of the road. He says he loves hearing the stories and he's a pretty nice guy.
I wander about a little more and I find myself over at the Emerson Knife Company booth looking around.
For those not in the know, Emerson has a bunch of specwar types as customers. Damn good knives and operator customers. One of them is behind the table wearing a badge that says JOHN SMITH - JOHN SMITH INC. He's got arms that are as thick as my legs and he looks like a Navy Seal. He bolts upright from his seat and looks at my wrist.
"Is that a 1675?"
FC: Sure is! Damn good eye! My dad won it in an underground poker game in Hong Kong in 1968 from a couple of navy guys on shore leave that flew F4's off Dixie Station.
"Holy crap, that's fucking awesome!"
We talk watches and guns and killing people for a while. He says he's in the navy and the budweiser insignia necklace he is wearing tells me everything I need to know. Nice guy. I wonder what his real name is as the show closes down and as I walk out the magpul booth gives me a laugh. A paper sign on the door says "DOOR IS LOUD AF CLOSE GENTLY"
I'm not kidding - https://imgur.com/a/GgSkU
I head over to Chug's hotel and he gives me the grand tour. It's way nicer than my hotel. We go out and have dinner. I'm asked if I like Thai.
FC: Tie good, you like shirt?
Nobody gets my simpsons jokes. We go to dinner where a good time is had by all. Chug gets a call and needs to drop off a SHOT show pass to a co-worker of his flying in. As opposed to all the mechanics of a dead drop at the palazzo etc I tell him fuck it, just give it to me and I'll pick him up from the airport. In exchange, I tell him I want all the leftover chicken wings from the Thai place.
It's a deal. I grab the wings and head to McCarran. There's a guy in a BRZ hauling ass and I decide to see what this shitbox can do. I get the Corolla up to 115 MPH on the highway before backing down to a more sensible speed. After 5 minutes of MARCO / POLO I find the fellow and give him his shot show pass and a ride to his hotel. I find it funny that last year I ran an unapproved uber substitute and here we are again and the same thing is happening. I'm offered gas money or a beer after the show and I tell him hey, it's your first time at SHOT - enjoy the show, don't sweat it.
I hightail it up the strip to the Palazzo where I play a bit and eventually see a heater in progress. I split the 6/8 for $120 each and they hit. I press it and they hit again. Maybe this won't be a bad trip after all. Table craps out and I cash out still down a few bucks but better than when I started.
By the time I make it back to the room, it's 4AM. I eat the chicken wings. They're delicious.
Friday, January 26th. Day 4 of SHOT show.
I've gotten most of what I want to get done, done. I ordered some Firearm Instructor body armor from one of my guys since lots of people want me dead first thing in the AM and things were going good. I sleep in and debate what I want for breakfast when I realize things are going a little too good. Nothing really bad has happened this trip yet. I pack up and get ready to leave the hotel when I get a push notification.
MOTHERFUCKER
My flight to Boston has been canceled.
My confirmed first class seats on one of the hardest to upgrade legs in the entire AA route network - LAX to BOS, gone. AA proactively books me on the flight leaving LA a few hours later IN COACH. A middle seat, even. No, just no. I call American and they tell me the plane is broken. Damnit. I look on the app for acceptable reroutings and there is nothing available in first. I say fuck it, I'll deal with this shit later. I have the rental car until midnight, lots of time to make a new plan. I check out of the hotel, throw my bags in the car and head down to the show and it's a freaking ghost town. Parking spaces everywhere. I say bye to a few folks as my phone sends me a notification. WSJ: STEVE WYNN ACCUSED OF DECADES OF SEXUAL MISCONDUCT
Oh FUCK MY LIFE. I bought the stock back on Wednesday. GODDAMNIT STEVE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT
I skip lunch and walk across the street to the Wynn and their corporate office.
You see, I have a simple theory. If the allegations are false, they should have no problem sending someone out to listen to my concerns and say the allegations are false and here's everything we're doing to fight it. If the allegations are true, they'll send down hired goons to throw me out the door.
It's sorta like spousal infidelity. If A finds evidence of B cheating, credit card statements, sexts, racy pictures, etc - and A confronts B and B admits it and says I want a divorce, B is guilty. If B says A is cheating on them what the fuck are you doing looking at my credit card statements and phone you're the one that's wrong and invading my privacy get the fuck out of my house - B is really guilty.
That's the theory. If they go full retard and bounce me off the property, the stock is probably going to go down some more. If they address the concerns, things should not be as bad.
Since I walked through the property the last time I was in town, I knew where the corporate office was. The name on my broker statement says WYNN RESPORTS and so did the sign on the doors. I walk through the doors and to the end of the hallway where there's another electronically locked door that is unlocked.
There's a security guard who is nonplussed sitting at a desk wondering if I'm lost. I explain to him that I'm a shareholder and I want to know what this company is doing about this catastrophe. He says he can't say/do anything and I'm instructed to leave. I ask him if he can take a message. He says yes, and I'm like you just said you can't do anything. So what's that supposed to mean?
I argue with him about what he supposedly can and cannot do as I eat raspberry macrons that have been plated at the reception area of the corporate office. THESE BETTER BE THE BEST FUCKING MACARONS I HAVE EVER EATEN GODDAMNIT. They are. Fuck.
He tells me that my best bet is to talk to someone else at the resort, not him. Fine.
I leave and head to the concierge desk - because from one concierge to another, we can solve problems. I explain the situation and instead of routing me to the press office or investor relations - they give me a phone and tell me to speak to guest services. AKA the people that help you with your stay as a guest of the hotel. I give the lady taking the message about 15 minutes worth of comments and she's assured me that they'll be passed along to management.
Given the circumstances I think that's the best I'm going to do today. Now, there's the issue of me being stuck in vegas for another night. I look down at my phone and AA has offered three itineraries flying out of McCarran tomorrow IN FIRST CLASS that gets me to Boston in a timely fashion. I jump on the 625AM flight to Charlotte. This means I need to be at the car rental by 525AM and out the door around 0430. Fuck my life. And I have nowhere to sleep/showeshit/shave.
As I'm walking back to the esplanade to cross back over to the Palazzo where my car is, I notice the registration desk. I get in line and a lovely lady asks what she can do for me.
I tell her that I'm a shareholder and I'm pretty mad about the way the company is handling their sex offender in chief. And given the $18 haircut I took on the stock today, if there's an angry shareholder discount on a room tonight I think that would be more than fair given the circumstances. She agrees and gets me a bottle of water and the manager. The manager asks me if I've stayed at the hotel before, the answer is yes and asks to see my ID so she can see if she can plug me in at a repeat guest rate.
A few minutes go by and I wait patiently at the desk when I'm tapped on the shoulder.
There's two former NFL linebackers, one with his back towards me and the other introducing himself as the director of security.
Hmmm. Lets see. For those not in the know, there's only one exit in and out of the wynn registration desk.
If there's two bodies on me, there's gotta be at least two more at each side of the wall behind it that I can't see, I figure 4 sets of eyes running the eye in the sky all with their eyes glued to the monitors, the director of security is holding my ID which means he's already got my play, my comps, my markers, run me through central credit, my red card, he's got metro running me for wants/warrants and there's probably an unmarked metro ford next to a service exit with an open door and a seat reserved for me in the back.
I look down at my watch. The market is closed. I can't sell. Fuck. Because there is no way in hell this stock is holding $180 monday morning.
Quickly, I bang out a message to my brother letting him know I am about to be arrested at the Wynn and to start googling Las Vegas bail bonds.
The two security guys tell me to step away from the front desk and they want to know what the hell I'm doing. I tell them I want answers from the management of this company about how they're handling this disaster. They say I can't just walk into a casino corporate office and ask to speak to someone.
Well, I just did. Why can't I?
They said it represents a major security risk and a breach of their perimeter. After all, Mr. Wynn takes his security at the hotel very seriously.
Me: I suppose if I were a sex offender with hired goons, I'd take my security seriously too. And if you really didn't want people going back there - last time I checked, this is a casino. The doors have locks. Perhaps you should have oh I don't know, locked them?
Wynn Security: What makes you think you can just walk in here and talk to us like that?
Me: I'm a stockholder. Technically you work for me.
Wynn Security: You honestly expect that a big company like us is going to send someone out of the corporate office to talk to a guy like you about a thing like this? That never happens in corporate america.
Me: That's strange. Michael Moore did exactly that and that's what made him famous. What's your point?
We bantered in the registration area of the Wynn for something like an hour and 45 minutes as the director of security wandered back and forth. They never backed down with the questions and I never backed down from the answers. A lot of casino security is former law enforcement so they're looking for that time you change your story like on an episode of cops. For instance, if it was cops it would go like
Cop: who's drugs are these?
1: Never seen em before
fast forward 2 min
1: I mean my friend smokes pot, maybe it's his
Cop: I thought you said you never seen em before?
fast forward 2 min
1: So I smoke a little pot okay
Cop: I thought you said it might be your friends pot?
fast forward 2 min
1: yeah it's my pot
They were looking for a reason to throw me out and as far as I can tell, they probably still are. I'm sorta expecting a registered letter in the mail barring me from the property in a week. If I start yelling, it's disorderly conduct and they have a case. If start pushing someone around, same thing. But if I speak candidly and gesticulate wildly and raise cogent points about how every single hotel employee I've dealt with thus far owns a combined total of zero shares in the company - they have no skin in the game and I do. So, they can't really criticize my opinion as wrong because I'm the stockholder not them. At least, that's my opinion. I could be wrong.
Well, the goons disagreed with me and said I was wrong. They also said that this could have been accomplished with a phone call. I said no, because you wouldn't take a phone call seriously. And now you're taking this seriously. So, match point: FC.
They didn't like that. It would not surprise me in the least if Steve Wynn was in the security booth with a radio telling his guys to find some reason to arrest me and have me sent to Clark County booking. This guy just feels guilty as sin. I can't prove it but my gut has usually been right about this sort of thing.
As I'm waiting for my inevitable arrest and booking, I wonder if American Airlines will allow me another flight change due to temporary incarceration. Because there's no way I'll be able to leave the state with an ROR or a signature bond out. I look over at Mean Joe Greene Jr and tell him I was too angry to eat lunch and I'd like to have a seat before my blood sugar crashes and my head hits the floor and Steve sends me a bill for the shattered italian marble.
He gestures towards a chair in the reception area and I have a sit. He offers to bring me another water. I decline. He brings me a water anyways. I consume both the waters as compliments of the house as a sign of untoward cooperation.
Out of the corner of my eye I see the director of security talking to two metro PD guys with handcuffs out. I hear over the radio they're asking for a rover to take me down to the security office for fingerprinting and photographs. He is gesticulating wildly.
The director of security comes back over and he tries to get me to crack on my story. I tell him I'm here as a shareholder as a private citizen demanding accountability of the management. I will not apologize for walking through an unlocked door to the corporate office asking to speak to someone to hear out my concerns, I will not apologize for going to the concierge since the previous person was very unhelpful and I will not apologize for expecting the highest standards of a fortune 1000 company chairman and CEO. And until you pony up and buy some stock, I'm not about to take a lecture about what is and isn't acceptable behavior from people who don't have skin in the game protecting what should be by all accounts a registered sex offender.
He looks back at Metro PD.
They shrug.
They've got nothing chargeable on me.
Hell, I'm not even counting cards this time.
Next thing I know he quickly walks away and returns with a late 20's hispanic fellow who introduces himself as the hotel manager. He says that he's gotten a report from security and that Mr. Wynn's private life he cannot comment on but the concerns I have will be sent up towards management.
FC: So you're the hotel manager? So you report to Matt Maddox. You tell him that this is a mess. Nobody comes back from this sort of thing. Not Harvey Weinstein. Not Louis CK. Not Matt Lauer. Not Bill O'Reilly. Not Bill Cosby. Not Kevin Spacey. Not Charlie Rose. Not Al Franken. And the LAST time this happened at Mirage, a shareholder revolt wound up sending the company into the hands of MGM. What's to stop Sheldon from across the street from doing the same thing? You tell them that.
The manager nods and offers me a room at a rate, inclusive of resort fee and taxes of $335/night. I take out my phone, look at the Hotel Tonight app and realize that I'm being charged more money than if I were to book the room from a consolidator.
Now, I don't mind the lie about understanding where I'm coming from. I do mind the insult to my intelligence. I am handed back my ID and the hotel manager offers his business card. I take his business card and go over to the cage. I close my credit line and take my deposit out of the cage. I'm down for the trip. Fuck this shit, I'll deal with it later. I call my brother and tell him that I've been released. We look at some flights and to get back to Boston will require another night in Las Vegas. Everything leaving tonight is full due to the conventions closing up.
AA has some seats open in first via Charlotte and Philly, I take the Charlotte flight leaving at 6:30 AM from McCarran and they confirm me seats in first all the way to Logan. This is the only thing to go right today. I purchase some clean clothes since I will not have time to do laundry in Boston anymore due to the delay and head over to the palace station oyster bar. The wait is about 2 hours but I make some friends in line while I'm there. I am torn between the alaskan chowder and the bouillabaisse. I ask Steve behind the bar what he thinks is best. He says do the bouillabaisse. I tell him that sounds excellent, and to add extra lobster. I ask him how long, he says could be 30 minutes but check back in 20. I tell him I'm gonna go hit the tables and I'll be back in 20. The timer on my phone begins counting down.
I belly up to the nearest craps table and I drop my cash down. I tell them I want it in black and red and the croupier complies. I bet the 6/8 split with mixed success and the pass line with odds. The shooter misses the point. I look down at my dwindling stack of chips and there's 15 minutes left.
Fuck it. Go big or go home. Lets get this shit over with. The point comes off. I drop $100 on the pass line. New shooter gets the dice and the come out roll hits a 10.
I look at the gal with the whip. I throw her a stack of chips.
FC: Full odds on the ten, $200 hard way, give me all the numbers and a nickel c and e.
New shooter proceeds to hit every number on the board, midnight, yo and a speed limit. Pass line pays even money. Pass odds pays 2-1. I'm looking down at a big stack of chips. What the fuck just happened?
I drop $100 on the pass line again, the point comes out for an 8. I take full odds and all the numbers. New shooter hits every number on the board, midnight, yo, except the 8. The guy next to me has the all or nothing at all working so the only thing left to hit is the 8 and it's gonna pay 175:1. The 8 does not hit. Everyone is chasing the 8'er from Decatur.
I look down at my stack and the table limit and the boxman.
FC: hey Joe, what's the juice on laying the 8?
Joe: 5 points!
I take down my pass line odds.
FC: I want everything off and I'll lay the 8 for a dime.
Everyone at the table looks at me like I'm a lunatic. I slide over two purple chips and two green for the vig.
Time remaining until bouillabaisse: 8 minutes.
Lets see what happens. The dice bang around a bunch of more times. I'm ahead for this trip. Way ahead. Next thing I know, the gal with the whip calls no roll. One of the dies have left the table.
Time remaining until bouillabaisse: 4 minutes.
This is my stop.
FC: Take down my lay, and I'll color up.
The boxman colors me up, I leave a nice tip for the crew and start to walk over to the cage to cash in. I hear screaming and profanity, I turn around and I see the dealers stacking chips. The shooter has 7'd out.
Time remaining until bouillabaisse: 2 minutes.
There's a long line at the cage. I walk back to the oyster bar and I see a big bowl with a plate covering it. Steve behind the bar has thought of everything.
I turn the plate over and look down at my stack of chips. Maybe today won't be so bad after all.
https://imgur.com/a/bjK7R
The bouillabaisse is delicious. The win is even more delicious. I nom my way to the bottom of the bowl and settle up the bill. I leave Steve a nice tip as I head over to the Palazzo to say hi to some friends. I find myself at a craps table you can hang meat upon. This is not good. It's getting late and I head over to my room at the Mandalay Bay.
Now, here's the fucked up part. This girl I've been hooking up with didn't hook up with me before I left for SHOT. She's been messing with my brain for a whole week. I check in to the Mandalay Bay where there's a goddamn pornstar convention going on.
FML.
I find myself down at a craps table at 11PM and bringing a frontier flight attendant named Amber back to my room. The lucky streak continues. My flight leaves in a few hours. I kick her out of my room and pass out.
Flight leaves at 625 for CLT. Need to be at McCarran at 525. Out the door of the hotel by 5AM at the latest. I set my alarm.
*Saturday, January 27th. *
I wake up to see the sun shining through my hotel room. I look down at the alarm clock. 8:01AM.
My long standing joke is that I sleep like a dead prostitute. The evening of ravenous illegal in 48 states sex has taken its toll. Fuck. I grab the phone and press the button for guest services. I turn on the speaker as I open my bag wide and just stuff everything in as fast as I can. I throw my boots on as I tell them to check me out over the phone. I haul ass downstairs to the garage and I get to McCarran and board the shuttle to Terminal 1. I walk up to the AA desk knowing I am 11 different kinds of fucked. Nancy the gate agent starts working on my departure. AA's rule is 2 hours from departure on a flat tire. That's 8:25 AM. It's a few minutes before 9. Nancy the great agent cannot get anything to work. She has to put me in the special services line. By the time I get there, they tell me I'm flying standby and I'm on the flight to Philly leaving at 1PM in the afternoon. There is no way in hell they can get me on the 10AM to Phoenix.
My cousin is getting married in Boston and she is going to fucking kill me. I told her I'd be there around 6PM on the rebooking. And now I'm going to be leaving for Philly in 4 hours. Granted, the Amex Centurion Lounge has freshly squeezed OJ but that's not going to be enough today. I run to TSA and get cleared. I run past the Centurion to head straight for the Phoenix gate. Hopefully other folks have had an irish layover. The gate agent there starts working me and she says that they have two open seats and that they're gonna get me on. Just sit tight. I step to the side to let her help a few other folks gate check bags. The clock is ticking and her colleague closes the boarding door as I'm standing next to the gate looking fucked. I take a deep breath and try to keep it together.
A tap on the shoulder.
"Sir, your boarding pass. Exit row window. I've taken the liberty and called back to make sure there's space in the overhead for my bags so you don't have to gate check. You are good to go."
I look up at the three ladies working the podium.
FC: Can I hug any of you?
Gate Agent 1: No
Gate Agent 2: I'm sick
Gate Agent 3: Sure, why not?
I head behind the counter and give her a hug. She seems pleased.
I hightail it to the door. Gate agent 2 opens it up for me. I run down the jetway like a charging rhino, Chris Christie like. The flight attendants greet me by name and they realize that my nose is bleeding from the 8 ball I shared with Amber a few hours back. The FA points at my nose and asks me if I'd like to step into the lav. I realize it's probably pretty bad. I leave my bags in the galley and duck in and I stuff a bunch of paper in my nose as an ersatz tampon. I walk back out, grab my bags and I declare to the entire plane it's the dry air not a cocaine problem.
Nobody believes me.
I take my seat and there's an empty seat between me and an in uniform FA on the way home. We chat a bit and Cathy thinks my story is hilarious. She even gets on AA's PALL list for the flight to Boston and checks and says I'm number one on standby R4. A nice lady, I offer her one of my extra LaRue Dillo's. She thinks they're cute.
The working FA walks back and looks down at the traveling FA and says very discreetly there's a 40 minute ground hold due to PHX losing a runway. This is gonna be really really tight. My connecting flight to Boston is not looking good. We wait the 40 minutes for the hold and make it to PHX about 15 minutes behind schedule. I bolt to the Boston gate. I ask if they've cleared all the standby passengers. They say yes. I say I should be number one and they hand me a ticket in coach.
FC: Any way I can talk you into a seat in the front of the plane?
The hate agent just looks at me funny. He does not seem to think that's happening. He asks me if I have status on the airline. Sure do. He says no promises.
I tell him no sweat, I'm gonna go take a leak and come back around in 5.
I walk back up and he hands me my new boarding pass.
https://imgur.com/a/IJuPe
I call my cousin and tell her that I'm gonna be a few hours late. Great ride all the way into Boston. I sleep like a dead prostitute.
https://imgur.com/a/RKMSu
Just as we cruise past the city of big shoulders, the FA wakes me up.
"Mr Hayden, would you like some ice cream?"
I look at my neighbor who is a middle age female executive and she is plowing through hers like Sherman through Atlanta.
FC: You know what, Chuck? I've always wanted to say this. I'll have what she's having.
https://imgur.com/a/our5R
Ice cream on the ground, delicious.
Ice cream on a plane, FUCKING FANTASTIC.
FC out.

I've amassed this collection over the span of a few years. Most of these titles were discovered from various "best of" lists, so you really can't go wrong.
10 Cloverfield Lane
12 Angry Men
12 Years a Slave
127 Hours
13 Assassins
2001: A Space Odyssey
21 Grams
21 Jump Street
22 Jump Street
25th Hour
28 Days Later...
3 Idiots
300
3:10 to Yuma
4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days
The 40 Year Old Virgin
The 400 Blows
5 Centimeters Per Second
50/50
(500) Days of Summer
8½
About Time
The Abyss
Ace in the Hole
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
The Act of Killing
Adaptation.
Adventureland
The Adventures of Robin Hood
The Adventures of Tintin
The African Queen
After Hours
Aguirre: The Wrath of God
Airplane!
Akira
Aladdin
Alien
Aliens
All About Eve
All About My Mother
All Quiet on the Western Front
All the President's Men
Almost Famous
Amadeus
Amarcord
Amélie
American Beauty
American Gangster
American Graffiti
American History X
American Sniper
An American Werewolf in London
Amores perros
Amour
Amy
Anatomy of a Murder
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Andrei Rublev
The Andromeda Strain
Animal House
Annie Hall
Ant-Man
Anthony Jeselnik: Caligula
Anthony Jeselnik: Thoughts and Prayers
Anvil! The Story of Anvil
Aparajito Rip
The Apartment
Apocalypse Now
Apocalypto
Apollo 13
Argo
Army of Darkness
Army of Shadows
The Artist
As Good as It Gets
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Assault on Precinct 13
Attack the Block
Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
The Avengers
Awakenings
The Babadook
Babel
Back to the Future
Back to the Future Part II
Back to the Future Part III
Badlands
Barry Lyndon
Barton Fink
Batman Begins
The Battle of Algiers
Battle Royale
Battleship Potemkin
A Beautiful Mind
Beauty and the Beast
Beetlejuice
Before Sunrise
Before Sunset
Being John Malkovich
Belle de Jour
Ben-Hur
Best in Show
The Best of Youth
The Best Years of Our Lives
Bicycle Thieves
Big
Big Fish
Big Hero 6
The Big Lebowski
The Big Short
Big Trouble in Little China
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Bill Burr: I'm Sorry You Feel That Way
Bill Burr: Let It Go
Bill Burr: You People Are All The Same
Birdman
The Birds
The Birth of a Nation
A Bittersweet Life
Black Book
Black Cat, White Cat
Black Dynamite
Black Swan
Blackfish
Blade Runner
The Blair Witch Project
Blazing Saddles
Blood Diamond
Blood Simple
Bloody Sunday
Blow-Up
Blue Is the Warmest Color
Blue Valentine
Blue Velvet
The Blues Brothers
Bonnie and Clyde
Boogie Nights
The Boondock Saints
Das Boot
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
The Bourne Identity
The Bourne Legacy
The Bourne Supremacy
The Bourne Ultimatum
Bowling for Columbine
The Boy in the Striped Pajamas
Boyhood
Boyz n the Hood
Brave
Braveheart
Brazil
Breakfast at Tiffany's
The Breakfast Club
Breaking the Waves
Breathless
Brick
Bridge of Spies
The Bridge on the River Kwai
Brokeback Mountain
A Bronx Tale
Brooklyn
Brüno
Bubba Ho-tep
A Bug's Life
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
The Butterfly Effect
The Cabin in the Woods
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
Caddyshack
Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: The First Avenger
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Captain Phillips
Carlito's Way
Carol
Carrie
Casablanca
Casino
Casino Royale
Cast Away
Castle in the Sky
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Catch Me If You Can
Cell 211
Changeling
Charade
The Chaser
Chasing Amy
Chef
Chinatown
Chris Rock: Bring the Pain
A Christmas Story
Chungking Express
Cinderella
Cinderella Man
Cinema Paradiso
Citizen Kane
Citizenfour
City Lights
City of God
The City of Lost Children
Clerks
Clerks II
A Clockwork Orange
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Cloud Atlas
Cloverfield
Collateral
The Color Purple
Come and See
Coming to America
The Conformist
The Conjuring 2
Contact
Control
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
Cool Hand Luke
Coraline
The Count of Monte Cristo
The Counterfeiters
The Cove
The Cranes Are Flying
Crash
Creed
Crimes and Misdemeanors
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Cube
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Dallas Buyers Club
Dancer in the Dark
Dances with Wolves
Daniel Tosh: Completely Serious
Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts
Daniel Tosh: People Pleaser
The Danish Girl
Dark City
The Dark Crystal
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight Rises
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly
Dawn of the Dead
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Day for Night
The Day of the Jackal
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Days of Heaven
Dazed and Confused
Dead Alive Aka Braindead Comedy Horror
Dead Man Walking
Dead Poets Society
Deadpool
Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father
Death at a Funeral
Death Note
The Deer Hunter
Delicatessen
Deliverance
The Departed
Departures
The Descent
Despicable Me
Despicable Me 2
Diabolique
Dial M for Murder
The Diamond Arm
Die Another Day
Die Hard
Die Hard: With a Vengeance
Dirty Harry
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie
District 9
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Django Unchained
Do the Right Thing
Doctor Zhivago
DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story
Dog Day Afternoon
La Dolce Vita
Donnie Brasco
Donnie Darko
Dope
Double Indemnity
Down by Law
Downfall
Dr. No
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Dracula
Dredd
Drive
Drugstore Cowboy
Duck Soup
Dumb and Dumber
Dumbo
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
East of Eden
Eastern Promises
Easy Rider
Eddie Murphy: Delirious
Edge of Tomorrow
Edward Scissorhands
Elephant
The Elephant Man
Elite Squad
Elite Squad: The Enemy Within
The Emperor's New Groove
Empire of the Sun
End of Watch
Eraserhead
Escape from Alcatraz
Escape from New York
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Event Horizon
The Evil Dead
Evil Dead II
Ex Machina
The Exorcist
The Exterminating Angel
Eye in the Sky
Eyes without a Face
The Fall
Falling Down
Falling up
Fanny & Alexander
Fantasia
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Farewell My Concubine
Fargo
The Fault in Our Stars
Faust
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fearless
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
A Few Good Men
The Fifth Element
Fight Club
Finding Nemo
Finding Neverland
First Blood
A Fish Called Wanda
The Fisher King
Fitzcarraldo
Flash Gordon
Flight
Flipped
The Fly
For a Few Dollars More
Forbidden Planet
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Forrest Gump
Four Lions
Frankenstein
The French Connection
Frenzy
Friday the 13th
From Here to Eternity
From Russia With Love
Fruitvale Station
The Fugitive
Furious 7
Galaxy Quest
The Game
Gandhi
Gangs of New York
Gangs of Wasseypur
Garden State
Gattaca
The General
George Carlin: Back in Town
George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing
Get Him to the Greek
Ghost in the Shell
Ghostbusters
Ghostbusters II
The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
Gladiator
Glengarry Glen Ross
The Godfather
The Godfather: Part II
Godzilla
The Gold Rush
GoldenEye
Goldfinger
Gone Baby Gone
Gone Girl
Gone with the Wind
Good bye, Lenin!
Good Morning, Vietnam
Good Will Hunting
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Goodfellas
The Goonies
The Graduate
The Grand Budapest Hotel
La Grande Illusion
The Grapes of Wrath
Grave of the Fireflies
The Great Beauty
The Great Dictator
The Great Escape
The Great Gatsby
Grizzly Man
Groundhog Day
Guardians of the Galaxy
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
The Guns of Navarone
Hackers
La Haine
Halloween
The Hangover
Hannah and Her Sisters
Happiness
Happy Gilmore
Harakiri
A Hard Day's Night
Hardcore Henry
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harvey
The Hateful Eight
Headhunters
Heat
Hellboy
Hellraiser
The Help
Her
Hero
The Hidden Fortress
High and Low
High Noon
High Plains Drifter
The Holy Mountain
Hoop Dreams
Horrible Bosses
Hot Fuzz
Hot Tub Time Machine
Hotel Rwanda
House of Flying Daggers
How to Train Your Dragon
How to Train Your Dragon 2
Howl's Moving Castle
Hugo
The Hundred-Foot Journey
The Hunger Games
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
The Hunt
The Hurt Locker
I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang
I Am Legend
I Am Sam
I Saw the Devil
Ice Age
Ikiru
The Imitation Game
The Impossible
In Bruges
In the Heat of the Night
In the Loop
In the Mood for Love
In the Name of the Father
Inception
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Infernal Affairs
Inglourious Basterds
Inside Llewyn Davis
Inside Man
Inside Out
Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem
Interstellar
The Interview
Interview with the Vampire
Into the Wild
The Intouchables
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Ip Man
Ip Man 2
Ip Man 3
The Iron Giant
Iron Man
Iron Man 2
Iron Man 3
It Follows
It Happened One Night
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Westinghouse - 200
Total lie. They are laying off 50 people, not 200, and have been slowly closing their operations down since Sept. 11, 2011. So they announced the company will be closed by 2015 in 2011: http://annistonstar.com/view/full_story/20755025/article-More-layoffs-announced-at-Anniston-weapons-incinerator?instance=1st_left
Research in Motion Ltd - 3,000
These layoffs were announced in June of 2012. Not because of the economy but because they create a product that has lost demand since other competitors have sold more goods: http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2012/11/08/research-in-motion-cuts-jobs-at-irving-headquarters/
Lightyear Network Solutions - 15
These aren't layoffs...they are permanent in an effort to downsize a company that has been losing money for a long time. http://www.wkyt.com/wymt/home/headlines/Company-lays-off-workers-in-Pikeville-177766221.html
Providence Journal - 23
This is a newspaper that has seen its circulation decline from 90,085 to 83,733 in a year's time. They have been regularly laying off employees like every other newspaper across the country as less Americans get their news from newspapers and choose to get it free from the Internet and television: http://www2.turnto10.com/business/2012/nov/08/providence-journal-announces-more-layoffs-ar-1233784/
Hawker Beechcraft - 410
This company declared bankruptcy last year and sold to a chinese company in July of 2011. This recent round of layoffs was 170 people and their business has been in decline since 2008. They make luxury private jets for rich people and I'm assuming the rich can only own a certain amount of private luxury jets at one time: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20120802/us-hawker-beechcraft-layoffs/
Boeing 61,000
Boeing expanded it's business dramatically during the Iraq war with HUGE contracts with the defense department. As the war came to a close, they saw their business decline. I guess if you want constant war, Boeing would always be making billions from the government but this is their official statement: "Boeing said the changes were not a response to the threat of additional, across-the-board U.S. budget cuts due to take effect on January 2, or the outcome of U.S. elections, but represented another step in its continuing drive to "be more competitive while investing in technologies and people." So the company itself is deying it has anything to do with the presidential elections and that they layoffs were planned and expected: http://www.catholic.org/business/story.php?id=48428
CVPH Medical Center - 17
This hospital received $3.2 million dollars in federal grant money to keep their doors open but their expenses exceeded their revenues by more than $400,000. They simply don't know how to run a business apparently. http://www.catholic.org/business/story.php?id=48428
US Cellular - 980
This was the result of a sale of a company to a competitor. Sprint (cell phone company) purchased US Cellular to eliminate a competitor in a certain market. This was a planned sale that took place over the past month, it just happened to be announced on Wednesday. It takes longer than one day to sell a mult-million dollar company: http://www.wirelessweek.com/News/2012/11/carriers-Sprint-Buys-US-Cellular-Midwest-Markets-for-480M/
Commerzbank - 6,000
This is the funniest one so far. This is a bank from Germany and Poland that has absolutely no connection to the U.S. or Obama In looking for official layoff reports, I found this statement from the bank from Nov. 8 where they announced they are investing $2 BILLION euros in their company. Sounds like growth to me. https://www.commerzbank.com/en/hauptnavigation/presse/pressemitteilungen/archiv1/2012/quartal_12_04/presse_archiv_detail_12_04_9794.html
Iberia - 7,000
This is the second funniest because it's an airline out of SPAIN that has no connections (or jobs) to the U.S. Spain's economy has been sinking harder that the U.S. since 2007. Absolutely no connection to America or Obama: http://www.theworld.org/2012/11/spains-iberia-airlines-announces-layoffs/
Momentive Performance Materials - 150
This is a TEMPORARY LAYOFF. All of these jobs will be reinstated in two weeks, as reported by the owner of the company here: http://www.tylerstarnews.com/page/content.detail/id/508789/Momentive-Inc--plans-temporary-layoffs-for-150.html?nav=5008
Brake Parts, LLC - 75
These layoffs were disclosed on Oct. 29. I'm afraid that was a full week BEFORE Obama's re-election. Absolutely no connection here: http://www.tylerstarnews.com/page/content.detail/id/508789/Momentive-Inc--plans-temporary-layoffs-for-150.html?nav=5008
Gameforge Berlin - 20
I'm not even looking this up. If people are stupid and desperate enough to blame Obama for the layoff of 20 people in Berlin, Germany, they are idiots. But then again, I wonder if they even realize that Berlin is in Germany and not in America. Probably not.
Vestas Wind Systems 1,700
Huge lie. First sentence in this story reports the layoffs to be 200 and not 1,700. Blatant lie there. It should be noted that this is a company from Denmark and not an American company. EDIT: I stand corrected on this as I found a quote from the article: The combined layoffs, plus some attrition and relocations, have reduced Vestas' Colorado workforce from 1,700 to 1,200 this year. So we can assume the total number of employees is 1,700 (the amount the email suggests was laid off) and that the numbers laid off amount to 500. http://www.denverpost.com/recommended/ci_21754574
Husqvarna - 390
This is a company based in Sweden, again absolutely no connection to Obama or the U.S. In fact, the majority of those affected are in Sweden or where their products are made in Poland: http://www.appliancemagazine.com/news.php?article=1626614&zone=0&first=1
Ericsson - 14,000
This is another funny one. Ericsson is a Swedish company (like Husqvarna) and those layoffs are in Sweden. They are not 14,000, they are 1,550. Pretty big difference: http://www.i4u.com/2012/11/sony-ericsson/ericsson-swedens-job-announces-cuts
SRA International - 222
Another blatant lie. These layoffs were planned, (like another one) on October 29, 2012. A full week before Obama was re-elected. Here is all the info to prove that: http://www.bizjournals.com/washington/news/2012/11/06/sra-international-to-lay-off-222-in.html
PerkinElmer - 75
This company is moving operations overseas to save money on having to pay Americans a livable wage. The governor of MA tried to talk them into keeping the jobs in America but the company refused to discuss it with them before making the decision to outsource their jobs: http://articles.courant.com/2012-01-18/business/hc-perkinelmer-layoffs-20120118_1_transfer-jobs-perkinelmer-global-stage
Majestic Star Casino and Hotel - 80
THIS is a company trying to destroy their union. Their workers are in a union and their contract ran out Oct. 31st. The company has made more money this year than they did last year but they are still cutting jobs despite making more money. A quote from the union representative: “These out-of-state owners who control billions are coming to Indiana and taking away our jobs,” said Coleman. It is also worth mentioning that these layoffs were announced on Nov. 6th before the election was officially over and anyone knew who won.
http://posttrib.suntimes.com/news/lake/16200678-418/layoffs-hit-garys-majestic-star.html
Center for Hospice NY - 80
TOTAL LIE: This company is renovating its current location and these layoffs will occur NEXT YEAR and they will be TEMPORARY according to the person in charge: http://www.buffalonews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20121106/CITYANDREGION/121109477/1002
Bristol-Myers - 500
Numbers are wrong. It's 470 and everyone agrees that this is the direct result of mismanagement under CEO Lamberto Andreotti...quote from the story: "nominee for worst chief executive of the year." http://www.fiercepharma.com/story/bristol-myers-slash-480-sales-related-jobs-nj/2012-11-06
Lower Bucks Hospital - 500
This is one of the biggest lies: THIRTY people were laid off. 30. Not 500. And the layoffs occurred on NOV.5, THE DAY BEFORE THE ELECTION. People who believe this stuff are idiots. Ironically, the CEO mentions in this article that they have 750 people on the payroll. Eliminating 500 of those seems kind of out of the question.
http://levittown.patch.com/articles/lower-bucks-hospital-lays-off-30-employees
Oce North America - 9
I couldn't find a single news article to back this up with any kind of facts at all. Enough said.
Corning United Blood Services Gulf - 150
Again, there is absolutely not a single news story to back this claim up anywhere. If it happened, there would be a press release. Right wing blogs are announcing this with NO reference or citation.
Atlantic Lottery Corporation - 16
This is a Canadian company and these layoffs were announced NOV. 5th, a DAY BEFORE THE ELECTION. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labradostory/2012/11/05/nb-atlantic-lotto-layoffs.html
Welch Allyn - 10% of manufacturing work force
These layoffs were announce on September 10th, almost two full months before Obama was re-elected. These are going to take place over THE NEXT THREE YEARS in a restructuring effort: http://www.qmed.com/news/welch-allyn-initiates-global-restructuring-including-layoffs
Dana Holding - 12% of work force
This is a total lie as well. The company released a financial report on Oct. 29th, 2012 and only said they were considering layoffs with NO specific numbers mentioned. The only place I can find this is on rightwing blogs, again, with no citations or references to any specifics. The company's report on Oct. 29th announced NO layoffs. http://thurbersthoughts.blogspot.com/2012/10/dana-considering-layoffs-as-obamacare.html
Stryker - approx 5%
These were announced on June 25, 2012 and it's in response to trying to compensate for a new 2.3% tax on medical devices as part of the new health care act. I don't have to tell you how little 2.3% is and there is also no indiction that it would be 5% of it's employee force. The latest news says 'more than 100' positions would be laid off. http://www.massdevice.com/news/stryker-begin-new-york-layoffs-ahead-medical-device-tax-wall-street-beat
Boston Scientific - Unspecific (sic) amount
These were announced in AUGUST and were a direct result of a change in management and a new CEO. http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/08/29/us-bostonscientific-layoffs-idUSBRE87S0Z120120829
Medtronic - 1,000
ANNOUNCED SEPTEMBER 6TH, 2012 as a result of the company restructuring plan. http://www.massdevice.com/news/layoffs-medtronic-cut-another-500-jobs-hopes-saving-125m-year
Smith & Nephew - 80
This company is based in LONDON and these job cuts in Memphis were announced in September. This is the only real story I could find about it: http://www.memphisdailynews.com/editorial/ArticleEmail.aspx?id=64753
Abbott Labs - 550
Announced on October 17th, about TWO SOLID WEEKS before Obama was re-elected. The facts hurt, I guess: Half of these workers being laid off are in EUROPE. Even though they are laying these people off, the overall amount of workers at Abbott Labs has grown due to additional acquisitions of other companies. Full story here: http://www.marketwatch.com/story/abbott-labs-cuts-550-jobs-more-layoffs-planned-2012-10-17
Covidien - 600
This is funny. The company denies any reports of layoffs in May of this year, no real news of layoffs since then: http://www.thesunchronicle.com/mansfield/covidien-denies-layoffs-report/article_a55f54db-b925-5b86-b246-136f2178e487.html?mode=story
Kinetic Concepts - 300
This was announced on JULY 13th, 2012 as part of restructuring after a $6.3 billion dollar buyout in 2011. http://www.massdevice.com/news/report-kinetic-concepts-lays-300-more
St. Jude - 300
This was announced NOV. 2, FOUR DAYS before Obama was re-elected. I wonder if Romney would have won if these lunatics would be blaming Romney for the job losses that occurred 4 days before anyone knew who was going to be the next president: It should also be noted that the company blames poor sales of defibrillators and pacemakers, not on the economy. http://www.startribune.com/business/176871351.html?refer=y
Hill Rom - 200
This is ANOTHER company where the right wing blogs continue to report a layoff in these numbers (200) where there is absolutely no real news source or citation for this. Repeating something over and over doesn't make it true. Just look at Fox: They said Romney would be elected for the past month 1,000 times. Didn't make it so. I would put a source but since there is no source for this, I will leave it alone
Darden Restaurants - 3%
This is the company that owns Red Lobster and the Olive Garden. All they are doing is cutting back hours so they aren't forced to cover employees' medical insurance. Typical big business: Just like Walmart: Wring your workers out for all you can get, work them JUST under the amount of hours where they would be provided some kind of health care security. Just a shitty company more than anything else but no reflection of the election at all but more of an attack on the new healthcare law.
JANCOA - 350
Utter lies. Jancoa is a janitorial outfit in Cincinnati, OH whose owner testified against the new health care law in congress. Funny that this reports she is laying off 350 workers when the owner herself REPORTS THAT THE ENTIRE COMPANY EMPLOYS 320 PEOPLE. Absolutely no layoffs reported anywhere from this company as of Nov. 9, 2012. Maybe it's republicans' wishful thinking? http://www.bizjournals.com/cincinnati/news/2012/07/11/jancoa-ceo-mary-miller-testified-on.html

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G

1. Bambi II (Director: Brian Pimental)
2. Cars (Directors: John Lasseter + Joe Ranft)
3. Charlotte’s Web (Director: Gary Winick)
4. Comic Evangelist (Directors: Daniel Jones + Dann Sytsma)
5. Curious George (Director: Matthew O’Callaghan)
6. Doogal (Directors: Dave Borthwick, Jean Duval + Frank Passingham)
7. Elephant Tales (Director: Mario Andreacchio)
8. Epiphany: The Cycle Of Life (Director: Ali Hossaini)
9. Everyone’s Heros (Directors: Colin Brady, Christopher Reeve + Dan St. Pierre)
10. Franklin and the Turtle Lake Treasure (Director: Dominique Monfery)
11. Modern Man (Director: Justin Swibel)
12. Shark Bait (Director: Howard E. Baker, John Fox + Kyung Ho Lee)
13. Stanley’s Dinosaur Round-Up (Director: Jeff Buckland)
14. Strawberry Shortcake: The Sweet Dreams Movie (Director: Karen Hyden)
15. The Gig (Director: Jason Leo Baguio)
16. The Legend Of Sasquatch (Director: Thomas Calicoat)
17. The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (Director: Michael Lembeck)
18. The Wild (Director: Steve “Spaz” Williams)
19. Urmel aus dem Eis (Directors: Reinhard Klooss + Holger Tappe)

PG

1. A Broken Sole (Director: Antony Marsellis)
2. A Merry Little Christmas (Directors: John Dowling, Jr. + Karl Fink)
3. A Sacred Proof (Director: Yehuda Freeman)
4. Aimee Semple McPherson (Director: Richard Rossi)
5. Akeelah + The Bee (Director: Doug Atchinson)
6. Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker (Director: Geoffrey Sax)
7. Always Will (Director: Michael Sammaciccia)
8. Amazing Grace (Director: Michael Apted)
9. Aquamarine (Director: Elizabeth Allen Rosenbaum)
10. Arthur + The Invisibles (Director: Luc Besson)
11. As You Like It (Director: Kenneth Branagh)
12. Azur + Asmar: The Princes’ Quest (Director: Michel Ocelot)
13. Barnyard (Director: Steve Oedekerk)
14. Beautiful Dreamer (Director: Terri Farley-Teruel)
15. Believe In Me (Director: Robert Collector)
16. Bonneville (Director: Christopher N. Rowley)
17. Brothers Two (Director: Jennifer Tadlock)
18. Casi casi (Directors: Jaime Vallés + Tony Vallés)
19. Christmas At Maxwell’s (Director: William C. Laufer)
20. Church Ball (Director: Kurt Hale)
21. Collier + Co. (Director: John Schneider)
22. Conversations With God (Director: Stephen Deutsch)
23. Crusade In Jeans (Director: Ben Sombogaart)
24. Deck The Halls (Director: John Whitesell)
25. Dog Lover’s Symphony (Director: Ted Fukuda)
26. Eight Below (Director: Frank Marshall)
27. Eragon (Director: Stefen Fangmeier)
28. Everest E.R. (Directors: Brad McLain + Sean McLain)
29. Faith Like Potatoes (Director: Regardt van den Bergh)
30. Feliz Navidad (Director: Michael Baez)
31. Fire Creek (Director: Jed Wells)
32. Flicka (Director: Michael Mayer)
33. Flushed Away (Directors: David Bowers + Sam Fell)
34. Garfield II: A Tale Of Two Kitties (Director: Tim Hill)
35. Glory Road (Director: James Gartner)
36. Goose On The Loose (Goose!) Director: Nicholas Kendall)
37. Guadalupe (Director: Santiago Parra)
38. Happily N’Ever After (Directors: Paul Bolger, Yvette Kaplan + Greg Tiernan)
39. Happy Feet (Directors: George Miller, Warren Coleman + Judy Morris)
40. Hoot (Director: Wil Shriner)
41. How To Eat Fried Worms (Director: Bob Dolman)
42. How To Stoppie (Director: Drew Umland)
43. I’ll Believe You (Director: Paul Francis Sullivan)
44. Ice Age: The Meltdown (Director: Carlos Saldanha)
45. Invincible (Director: Ericson Core)
46. Love’s Abiding Joy (Director: Michael Landon, Jr.)
47. M For Mother (Director: Rasool Mollagholi Poor)
48. Material Girls (Director: Martha Coolidge)
49. Milarepa (Director: Neten Chokling)
50. Miss Potter (Director: Chris Noonan)
51. Monster House (Director: Gil Kenan)
52. My Bad Dad (Director: Mack Polhemus)
53. Nacho Libre (Director: Jared Hess)
54. Naming Number Two (Director: Toa Fraser)
55. Night At The Museum (Director: Shawn Levy)
56. Offside (Director: Jafar Panahi)
57. One Night With The King (Director: Michael O. Sajbel)
58. Opal Dream (Director: Peter Cattaneo)
59. Open Season (Directors: Roger Allers, Jill Culton + Anthony Stacchi)
60. Outlaw Trail: The Treasure of Butch Cassidy (Director: Ryan Little)
61. Over The Hedge (Directors: Tim Johnson + Karey Kirkpatrick)
62. Penelope (Director: Mark Palansky)
63. RV (Director: Barry Sonnenfeld)
64. Red Riding Hood (Director: Randal Kleiser)
65. Return with Honor: A Missionary Homecoming (Director: Michael Amundsen)
66. Reunion (Director: Sheila Norman)
67. Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles (Directors: Dong-Wook Lee + Tommy Yune)
68. Rocky Balboa (Director: Sylvester Stallone)
69. Saving Shiloh (Director: Sandy Tung)
70. Sea Of Dreams (Director: José Pepe Bojórquez)
71. Secret Of The Cave (Director: Zach C. Gray)
72. Spymate (Director: Robert Vince)
73. Stalking Santa (Director: Greg Kiefer)
74. The Ant Bully (Director: John A. Davis)
75. The Blue Elephant (Directors: Kompin Kemgumnird + Tod Polson)
76. The Celestine Prophecy (Director: Armand Mastroianni)
77. The Genius Club (Director: Timothy A. Chey)
78. The Lake House (Director: Alejandro Agresti)
79. The Nativity Story (Director: Catherine Hardwick)
80. The Pink Panther (Director: Shawn Levy)
81. The Race Begins (Director: Edward Fu)
82. The Shaggy Dog (Director: Brian Robbins)
83. The Thief Lord (Director: Richard Claus)
84. The Ultimate Gift (Director: Michael O. Sajbel)
85. The Water’s Edge (Director: Robin Conly)
86. The Work and the Glory III: A House Divided (Director: Sterling Van Wagenen)
87. The Year My Parents Went on Vacation (Director: Cao Hamburger)
88. Think Tank (Director: Brian Petersen)
89. Unaccompanied Minors (Director: Paul Feig)
90. Unidentified (Director: Rich Christiano)
91. Vitus (Director: Fredi M. Murer)
92. We Are Marshall (Director: McG)
93. When I Find The Ocean (Director: Tonya S. Holly)
94. Zoom (Director: Peter Hewitt)

PG-13

1. 16 Blocks (Director: Richard Donner)
2. A Good Year (Director: Ridley Scott)
3. A Lobster Tale (Director: Adam Massey)
4. A Prairie Home Companion (Director: Robert Altman)
5. ATL (Director: Chris Robinson)
6. Accepted (Director: Steve Pink)
7. Al Qarem (Directors: Affandy Yacoob + Ajmal Yourish)
8. Alien Autopsy (Director: Jonny Campbell)
9. All You’ve Got (Director: Neema Barnette)
10. All The King’s Men (Director: Steven Zaillian)
11. American Dreamz (Director: Paul Weitz)
12. Annapolis (Director: Justin Lin)
13. Antonia (Director: Tata Amaral)
14. Assphalt Assassins (Director: Brian Bourke)
15. Avenue Montaigne (Director: Danièle Thompson)
16. Away From Her (Director: Sarah Polley)
17. Bacterium (Director: Brett Piper)
18. Bandidas (Directors: Joachim Rønning + Espen Sandberg)
19. Bella (Director: Alejandro Monteverde)
20. Bienvenido paisano (Director: Rafael Villaseñor Kuri)
21. Big Momma’s House II (Director: John Whitesell)
22. Blind Dating (Director: James Keach)
23. Blind Love (Director: Janghun Troy Choi)
24. Bolly Double (Director: Petrichor Bharali)
25. Broken Bridges (Director: Steven Goldmann)
26. Broken Sky (Director: Julián Hernández)
27. Canvas (Director: Joseph Greco)
28. Casino Royale (Director: Martin Campbell)
29. Catch A Fire (Director: Phillip Noyce)
30. Catch + Release (Director: Susannah Grant)
31. Chalk (Director: Mike Akel)
32. Chocolate Rap (Director: Chi Y. Lee)
33. Citizen Duane (Director: Michael Mabbott)
34. Click (Director: Frank Coraci)
35. Color Of The Cross (Director: Jean-Claude La Marre)
36. Comeback Season (Director: Bruce McCulloch)
37. Copying Beethoven (Director: Agnieszka Holland)
38. Crossover (Director: Preston A. Whitmore II)
39. DOA: Dead Or Alive (Director: Corey Yuen)
40. Date Movie (Directors: Aaron Seltzer + Jason Friedberg)
41. Déjà vu (Director: Tony Scott)
42. Dirty Laundry (Director: Maurice Jamal)
43. Disappearances (Director: Jay Craven)
44. Domestic Import (Director: Kevin Connor)
45. Dreamgirls (Director: Bill Condon)
46. Driving Lessons (Director: Jeremy Brock)
47. Ella At Five (Director: David Quinn)
48. Employee Of The Month (Director: Greg Coolidge)
49. Evil Behind You (Directors: Jim Carroll + Jason Kerr)
50. Eye Of The Dolphin (Director: Michael D. Sellers)
51. Facing The Giants (Director: Alex Kendrick)
52. Failure To Launch (Director: Tom Dey)
53. Falling For Grace (Director: Fay Ann Lee)
54. Fearless (Director: Ronny Yu)
55. Firewall (Director: Richard Loncraine)
56. Flyboys (Director: Tony Bill)
57. For Your Consideration (Director: Christopher Guest)
58. Forget About It (Director: B.J. Davis)
59. Golden Door (Director: Emanuele Crialese)
60. Gray Matters (Director: Sue Kramer)
61. Gridiron Gang (Director: Phil Joanou)
62. Griffin + Phoenix (Director: Ed Stone)
63. Heavens Fall (Director: Terry Green)
64. Hookers, Inc. (Director: Tim Pingel)
65. I’m Not Stupid Too (Director: Jack Neo)
66. I’m Reed Fish (Director: Zackary Adler)
67. Irish Jam (Director: John Eyres)
68. It’s A Boy Girl Thing (Director: Nick Hurran)
69. Jade Warrior (Director: Antti-Jussi Annila)
70. John Tucker Must Die (Director: Betty Thomas)
71. Judges (Director: Stephen Patrick Walker)
72. Just Like The Son (Director: Morgan J. Freeman)
73. Just My Luck (Director: Donald Petrie)
74. Kalamazoo? (Director: David O’Malley)
75. Keeping Up With The Steins (Director: Scott Marshall)
76. Kenny (Director: Clayton Jacobson)
77. Kokoda: 39th Battalion (Director: Alister Grierson)
78. Lady In The Water (Director: M. Night Shyamalan)
79. Lage Raho Munna Bhai (Director: Rajkumar Hirani)
80. Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector (Director: Trent Cooper)
81. Last Holiday (Director: Wayne Wang)
82. Last Stop For Paul (Director: Neil Mandt)
83. Little Man (Director: Keenen Ivory Wayans)
84. Love + Debate (Director: Jessica Kavana Dornbusch)
85. Love + Honour (Director: Yôji Yamada)
86. Madea’s Family Reunion (Director: Tyler Perry)
87. Man Of The Year (Director: Barry Levinson)
88. Marie Antoinette (Director: Sofia Coppola)
89. Midnight Clear (Director: Dallas Jenkins)
90. Miriam (Director: Matt Cimber)
91. Mission: Impossible III (Director: J.J. Abrams)
92. Moonpie (Director: Drake Doremus)
93. My Best Friend (Director: Patrice Leconte)
94. My Brother (Director: Anthony Lover)
95. My First Wedding (Director: Laurent Firode)
96. My Super Ex-Girlfriend (Director: Ivan Reitman)
97. Nihon chinbotsu (Director: Shinji Higuchi)
98. Nina’s Heavenly Delights (Director: Pratibha Parmar)
99. Offshore (Director: Diane Cheklich)
100. One Last Dance (Director: Max Makowski)
101. Outsourced (Director: John Jeffcoat)
102. Passion + Brotherhood (Director: Drew Stone)
103. Peaceful Warrior (Director: Victor Salva)
104. Phat Girlz (Director: Nnegest Likké)
105. Pirates Of Treasure Island (Director: Leigh Scott)
106. Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (Director: Gore Verbinski)
107. Pirates Of The Great Salt Lake (Director: E.R. Nelson)
108. Poseidon (Director: Wolfgang Petersen)
109. Priceless (Director: Pierre Salvadori)
110. Pulse (Director: Jim Sonzero)
111. Raising Flagg (Director: Neal Miller)
112. Relative Strangers (Director: Greg Glienna)
113. Rescue Dawn (Director: Werner Herzog)
114. Rounding Home (Director: Phillip Abatecola)
115. Scary Movie IV (Director: David Zucker)
116. School For Scoundrels (Director: Todd Phillips)
117. Scoop (Director: Woody Allen)
118. Sea Of Fear (Director: Andrew Schuth)
119. Seth (Director: Corbin Timbrook)
120. Seven Days Of Grace (Director: Don E. FauntLeRoy)
121. She’s The Man (Director: Andy Fickman)
122. Sixty Six (Director: Paul Weiland)
123. Something New (Director: Sanaa Hamri)
124. Starter For 10 (Director: Tom Vaughan)
125. Stay Alive (Director: William Brent Bell)
126. Step Up (Director: Anne Fletcher)
127. Stick It (Director: Jessica Bendiger)
128. Stranger Than Fiction (Director: Marc Forster)
129. Street Wok’n (Director: Eric Matyas)
130. Summer Sunshine (Director: David Kentwood)
131. Superman Returns (Director: Bryan Singer)
132. Take The Lead (Director: Liz Friedlander)
133. Tales From Earthsea (Director: Gorô Miyazaki)
134. Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby (Director: Adam McKay)
135. The Benchwarmers (Director: Dennis Dugan)
136. The Break-Up (Director: Peyton Reed)
137. The Covenant (Director: Renny Harlin)
138. The Da Vinci Code (Director: Ron Howard)
139. The Devil Wears Prada (Director: David Frankel)
140. The Ex (Director: Jesse Peretz)
141. The Fast + The Furious: Tokyo Drift (Director: Justin Lin)
142. The Final Inquiry (Director: Giulio Base)
143. The Flying Scotsman (Director: Douglas Mackinnon)
144. The Fountain (Director: Darren Aronofsky)
145. The Foursome (Director: William Dear)
146. The Garage (Director: Carl Thibault)
147. The Grudge II (Director: Takashi Shimizu)
148. The Guardian (Director: Andrew Davis)
149. The Holiday (Director: Nancy Meyers)
150. The Illusionist (Director: Neil Burger)
151. The Lather Effect (Director: Sarah Kelly)
152. The Little Things (Director: Stephen Padilla)
153. The Lives Of The Saints (Directors: Chris Cottam + Rankin)
154. The Marine (Director: John Bonito)
155. The Namesake (Director: Mira Nair)
156. The Novice (Director: Murray Robinson)
157. The Painted Veil (Director: John Curran)
158. The Prestige (Director: Christopher Nolan)
159. The Pursuit Of Happyness (Director: Gabriele Muccino)
160. The Queen (Director: Stephen Frears)
161. The Return (Director: Asif Kapadia)
162. The Sasquatch Gang (Director: Tim Skousen)
163. The Second Chance (Director: Steve Taylor)
164. The Sentinel (Director: Clark Johnson)
165. The Surfer King (Director: Bernard Murray, Jr.)
166. The Valet (Director: Francis Veber)
167. The Visitation (Director: Robby Henson)
168. The Wicker Man (Director: Neil LaBute)
169. Thr3e (Director: Robby Henson)
170. Tomorrow Is Today (Director: Frederic Lumiere)
171. Tristan + Isolde (Director: Kevin Reynolds)
172. Ultraviolet (Director: Kurt Wimmer)
173. Unbeatable Harold (Director: Ari Palitz)
174. Under The Sycamore Tree (Director: Shane Dean)
175. Vigilantes (Director: Trevor L. Smith)
176. Waltzing Anna (Directors: Doug Bollinger + Bx Giongrete)
177. When The Stranger Calls (Director: Simon West)
178. X-Men: The Last Stand (Director: Brett Ratner)
179. You, Me + Dupree (Directors: Anthony Russo + Joe Russo)
180. Zen Man (Director: Sang H. Kim)

R

1. .45 (Director: Garry Lennon)
2. 10 Items Or Less (Director: Brad Silberling)
3. 10th + Wolf (Director: Robert Moresco)
4. 13: Game Of Death (Director: Chookiat Sakveerakul)
5. 300 (Director: Zack Snyder)
6. 5up 2down (Directors: Steven Kessler)
7. A Crime (Director: Manuel Pradal)
8. A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints (Director: Dito Montiel)
9. A New Wave (Director: Jason Carvey)
10. A Scanner Darkly (Director: Richard Linklater)
11. Abominable (Director: Ryan Schifrin)
12. After The Wedding (Director: Susanne Bier)
13. After... (Director: David L. Cunningham)
14. All In (Director: Nick Vallelonga)
15. All The Boys Love Mandy Lane (Director: Jonathan Levine)
16. Alpha Dog (Director: Nick Cassavetes)
17. Alpha Male (Director: Dan Wilde)
18. Altered (Director: Eduardo Sánchez)
19. An Existential Affair (Director: Peggy Bruen)
20. Another Heist (Director: Sean Spoatcoat Brown)
21. Apocalypto (Director: Mel Gibson)
22. Art School Confidential (Director: Terry Zwigoff)
23. Ask The Dust (Director: Robert Towne)
24. Babel (Director: Alejandro González Iñárritu)
25. Backlash (Director: David Chameides)
26. Backwaters (Director: Jag Mundhra)
27. Bas Ek Pal (Director: Onir)
28. Basic Instinct II (Director: Michael Caton-Jones)
29. Battle Of The Warriors (Director: Chi Leung 'Jacob' Cheung)
30. Beer League (Director: Frank Sebastiano)
31. Beerfest (Director: Jay Chandrasekhar)
32. Behind The Mask: The Rise Of Leslie Vernon (Director: Scott Glosserman)
33. Beyond The Wall Of Sleep (Directors: Barrett J. Leigh + Thom Maurer)
34. Big Bad Wolf (Director: Lance W. Dreesen)
35. Big Nothing (Director: Jean-Baptiste Andrea)
36. Black Book (Director: Paul Verhoeven)
37. Black Christmas (Director: Glen Morgan)
38. Black Snake Moan (Director: Craig Brewer)
39. Blood Diamond (Director: Edward Zwick)
40. Blood Trails (Director: Robert Krause)
41. Bobby (Director: Emilio Estevez)
42. Bon Cop Bad Cop (Director: Erik Canuel)
43. Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (Director: Larry Charles)
44. Bordertown (Director: Gregory Nava)
45. Breaking + Entering (Director: Anthony Minghella)
46. Broken (Director: Alan White)
47. Broken (Directors: Simon Boyes + Adam Mason)
48. Brutal (Director: Filip Chalatsis)
49. Bug (Director: William Friedkin)
50. Bullets, Blood + A Fistful Of Ca$h (Director: Sam Akina)
51. Caffeine (Director: John Cosgrove)
52. Candy (Director: Neil Armfield)
53. Candy Stripers (Director: Kate Robbins)
54. Canes (Director: Michael Bafaro)
55. Cargo (Director: Clive Gordon)
56. Cashback (Director: Sean Ellis)
57. Cattle Call (Director: Martin Guigui)
58. Children Of Men (Director: Alfonso Cuarón)
59. Chores (Director: Sonnie Hamner)
60. Chronicle Of An Escape (Director: Israel Adrián Caetano)
61. Civic Duty (Director: Jeff Renfroe)
62. Clerks II (Director: Kevin Smith)
63. Cloud 9 (Director: Harry Basil)
64. Colma: The Musical (Director: Richard Wong)
65. Come Early Morning (Director: Joey Lauren Adams)
66. Confetti (Director: Debbie Isitt)
67. Costa Chica: Confession OF An Exorcist)
68. Crank (Directors: Mark Neveldine + Brian Taylor)
69. Cravings (Director: D.J. Evans)
70. Crazy Eights (Director: Jimi Jones)
71. Crooked (Director: Art Camacho)
72. Curse Of The Golden Flower (Director: Yimou Zhang)
73. Cut Sleeve Boys (Director: Ray Teung)
74. Dangerous Flowers (Director: Poj Arnon)
75. Danika (Director: Ariel Vromen)
76. Danny Roane: First Time Director (Director: Andy Dick)
77. Dark Heart (Director: Kevin Lewis)
78. Dark Ride (Director: Craig Singer)
79. Day Watch (Director: Timur Bekmambetov)
80. Day Of Wrath (Games Of Swords) (Director: Adrien Rudomin)
81. Days Of Glory (Director: Rachid Bouchareb)
82. Dead Calling (Director: Mike Nichols)
83. Dead In 3 Days (Director: Andreas Prochaska)
84. Deadly Lessons (Director: Stuart Paul)
85. Death Ride (Director: Junichi Suzuki)
86. Death Of A President (Director: Gabriel Range)
87. Descansos (Director: J. Michael Kipikash)
88. Detroit (Director: Brian Lawrence)
89. Diary (Director: Oxide Chun Pang)
90. Diggers (Director: Katherine Dieckmann)
91. Dirty Work (Director: Bruce Terris)
92. Disorder (Director: Jack Thomas Smith)
93. Displaced (Director: Martin Holland)
94. Dominion (Director: Larry Anderson, Greg Myers, David Neilsen + Lia Scott Price)
95. Dominos: The Games We Play (Director: Nahala Johnson)
96. Dracula’s Curse (Director: Leight Scott)
97. Dreamland (Director: Jason Matzner)
98. Driftwood (Director: Tim Sullivan)
99. Efectos secundarios (Director: Issa López)
100. El Cortez (Director: Stephen Purvis)
101. El cantante (Director: Leon Ichaso)
102. Electric Apricot (Director: Les Claypool)
103. End Game (Director: Andy Cheng)
104. Even Money (Director: Mark Rydell)
105. Everything’s Gone Green (Director: Paul Fox)
106. Exiled (Director: Johnnie To)
107. Factory Girl (Director: George Hickenlooper)
108. Fade To Black (Director: Oliver Parker)
109. False Prophets (Director: Robert Kevin Townsend)
110. Farce Of The Penguins (Director: Bob Saget)
111. Fast Food Nation (Director: Richard Linklater)
112. Fat Girls (Director: Ash Christian)
113. Fatwa (Director: John Carter)
114. Fay Grim (Director: Hal Hartley)
115. Fido (Director: Andrew Currie)
116. Final Contract: Death On Delivery (Director: Axel Sand)
117. Final Destination III (Director: James Wong)
118. Final move (Director: Joey Travolta)
119. Find Me Guilty (Director: Sidney Lumet)
120. Fingerprints (Director: Harry Basil)
121. First Snow (Director: Mark Fergus)
122. Five Fingers (Director: Laurence Malkin)
123. Flags Of Our Fathers (Director: Clint Eastwood)
124. Flannel Pajamas (Director: Jeff Lipsky)
125. For Sale By Owner (Director: Pritesh Chheda)
126. Forgiving The Franklins (Director: Jay Floyd)
127. Freedomland (Director: Joe Roth)
128. Friends With Money (Director: Nicole Holofcener)
129. Fuera del cielo (Director: Javier “Fox” Patrón)
130. Full Clip (Director: Mink)
131. Funny Money (Director: Leslie Greif)
132. Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus (Director: Steven Shainberg)
133. G.I. Jesus (Director: Carl Colpaert)
134. Gente Comun (Director: Ignacio Rinza)
135. Gone (Director: Ringan Ledwidge)
136. Goya’s Ghosts (Director: Milos Forman)
137. Grad Night (Director: Michael T. Fitzgerald, Jr.)
138. Grandma’s Boy (Director: Nicholaus Goossen)
139. Greed (Director Ron Wolotzky)
140. Grilled (Director: Jason Ensler)
141. Grimm Love (Director: Martin Weisz)
142. Gringo Wedding (Director: Tas Salini)
143. Guilty Hearts (Directors: George Augusto, Savina Dellicour, Phil Dornfeld, Ravi Kumar, Benjamin Ross, Paul Black + Krystoff Przykucki)
144. Half Light (Director: Craig Rosenberg)
145. Half Nelson (Director: Ryan Fleck)
146. Hatchet (Director: Adam Green)
147. High Hopes (Director: Joe Eckardt)
148. Holla (Director: H.M. Coakley)
149. Holly (Director: Guy Moshe)
150. Hollywood Dreams (Director: Henry Jaglom)
151. Hollywoodland (Director: Allen Coulter)
152. Home Of The Brave (Director: Irwin Winkler)
153. Homie Spumoni (Director: Mike Cerrone)
154. Honor (Director: David Worth)
155. Hood Of Horror (Director: Stacy Tile)
156. Hot Tamale (Director: Michael Damian)
157. How To Go Out On A Date In Queens (Director: Michelle Danner)
158. I Love Miami (Director: Alejandro González Padilla)
159. I Served The King Of England (Director: Jiri Menzel)
160. I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (Director: Jeff Garlin)
161. Idiocracy (Director: Mike Judge)
162. Idlewild (Director: Bryan Barber)
163. In Her Line Of Fire (Director: Brian Trenchard-Smith)
164. In A Dark Place (Director: Donato Rotunno)
165. In ascolto (Director: Giacomo Martelli)
166. Incubus (Director: Anya Camilleri)
167. Infamous (Director: Douglas McGrath)
168. Inland Empire (Director: David Lynch)
169. Inside Man (Director: Spike Lee)
170. Ira + Abby (Director: Robert Cary)
171. Irresistible (Director: Ann Turner)
172. Islander (Director: Ian McCrudden)
173. Jimmy + Judy (Director: Randall Rubin + Jonathan Schroder)
174. Jindabyne (Director: Ray Lawrence)
175. Johnny Was (Director: Mark Hammond)
176. Joshua (Director: Travis Betz)
177. Journey From The Fall (Director: Ham Tran)
178. Journey To The End Of The Night (Director: Eric Eason)
179. KM31: Kilometre 31 (Director: Rigoberto Castañeda)
180. Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna (Director: Karan Johar)
181. Karla (Director: Joel Bender)
182. Kettle Of Fish (Director: Claudia Myers)
183. Kidulthood (Director: Menhaj Huda)
184. Kill Your Darlings (Director: Björne Larson)
185. Killing Down (Director: Blake Calhoun)
186. Kiss Me Again (Director: William Tyler Smith)
187. Kisses + Caroms (Director: Vincent Rocca)
188. Lady Chatterley (Director: Pascale Ferran)
189. Land Of The Blind (Director: Robert Edwards)
190. Last Sunset (Director: Michael Valverde)
191. Legit (Director: James W. Boinski)
192. Lenexa, 1 Mile (Director: Jason Wiles)
193. Let’s Go To Prison (Director: Bob Odenkirk)
194. Letters From Iwo Jima (Director: Clint Eastwood)
195. Lies + Alibis (Directors: Matt Checkowski + Kurt Mattila)
196. Like Minds (Director: Gregory Read)
197. Lime Salted Love (Directors: Danielle Agnello + Joe Hall)
198. Little Chenier (Director: Bethany Ashton Wolf)
199. Little Children (Director: Todd Field)
200. Little Miss Sunshine (Director: Jonathan Dayton + Valerie Faris)
201. Live Feed (Director: Ryan Nicholson)
202. Live Free Or Die (Directors: Gregg Kavet + Andy Robin)
203. Local Color (Director: George Gallo)
204. London To Brighton (Director: Paul Andrew Williams)
205. Lonely Hearts (Director: Todd Robinson)
206. Look @ Me (Director: Todd Wade)
207. Los Gringos (Director: Daniel Zubiate)
208. Los pajarracos (Directors: Hector Hernandez + Horacio Rivera)
209. Lost Signal (Director: Brian McNamara)
210. Love Comes To The Executioner (Director: Kyle Bergersen)
211. Love Is The Drug (Director: Elliott Lester)
212. Love + Other Disasters (Director: Alek Keshishian)
213. Lucky Number Slevin (Director: Paul McGuigan)
214. Man About Town (Director: Mike Binder)
215. Maple Palm (Director: Ralph Torjan)
216. Memory (Director: Bennett Davlin)
217. Mentor (Director: David Langlitz)
218. Mercury Man (Director: Bhandit Thongdee)
219. Miami Vice (Director: Michael Mann)
220. Mini’s First Time (Director: Nick Guthe)
221. Minotaur (Director: Jonathan English)
222. Moscow Zero (Director: María Lidón)
223. Mr. Fix It (Director: Darin Ferriola)
224. Mr. Hell (Director: Rob McKinnon)
225. Mulberry St. (Director: Jim Mickle)
226. Nailed (Director: Adreian O’Connell)
227. Never On A Sunday (Director: Daniel Gruener)
228. Night Feeders (Director: Jet Eller)
229. Night Of The Living Dead in 3-D (Director: Jeff Broadstreet)
230. Nightmare Man (Director: Rolfe Kanefsky)
231. No Regret (Director: Hee-il Leesong)
232. Notes On A Scandal (Director: Richard Eyre)
233. Novel Romance (Director: Emily Skopov)
234. O Jerusalem (Director: Élie Chouraqui)
235. Off The Black (Director: James Ponsoldt)
236. Only The Brave (Director: Lane Nishikawa)
237. Open Water II: Adrift (Director: Hans Horn)
238. Open Window (Director: Mia Goldman)
239. Ouija (Director: Khaled Youssef)
240. Pan’s Labyrinth (Director: Guillermo del Toro)
241. Paprika (Director: Satoshi Kon)
242. Paris, je t'aime (Directors: Olivier Assayas, Frédéric Auburtin, Emmanuel Benbihy, Gurinder Chadha, Sylvain Chomet, Joel Coen, Isabel Coixet, Wes Craven, Alfonso Cuarón, Gérard Depardieu, Christopher Doyle, Richard LaGravenese, Vincenzo Natali, Alexander Payne, Bruno Podalydès, Walter Salles, Oliver Schmitz, Nobuhiro Suwa, Daniela Thomas, Tom Tykwer + Gus Van Sant)
243. Park (Director: Kurt Voelker)
244. Penny Dreadful (Director: Richard Brandes)
245. Perfect Creature (Director: Glenn Standring)
246. Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer (Director: Tom Tykwer)
247. Plasterhead (Director: Kevin Higgins)
248. Played (Director: Sean Stanek)
249. Pledge This! (Directors: William Heins + Strathford Hamilton)
250. Premium (Director: Pete Chatmon)
251. Pretty Cool (Director: Rolfe Kanefsky)
252. Psychopathia Sexualis (Director: Bret Wood)
253. Pu-239 (Director: Scott Z. Burns)
254. Pucked (National Lampoon’s) (Director: Arthur Hiller)
255. Puff, Puff, Pass (Director: Mekhi Phifer)
256. Push (Director: Dave Rodriguez)
257. Quinceañera (Directors: Richard Glatzer + Wash Westmoreland)
258. Rainbow Raani (Director: Harbance Kumar)
259. Raising Jeffrey Dahmer (Director: Rich Ambler)
260. Rampage: The Hillside Strangler Murders (Director: Chris Fisher)
261. Re-cycle (Director: Danny Pang + Oxide Chun Pang)
262. Read On (Director: Jeff Faulkinbury)
263. Renaissance (Director: Christian Volckman)
264. Reprise (Director: Joachim Trier)
265. Right At Your Door (Director: Chris Gorak)
266. Rocker (Director: Lauren Patrice Nadler)
267. Running Scared (Director: Wayne Kramer)
268. Running With Scissors (Director: Ryan Murphy)
269. S&Man (Director: J.T. Petty)
270. Sakebi (Director: Kiyoshi Kurosawa)
271. Sam’s Lake (Director: Andrew C. Erin)
272. Sasquatch Mountain (Director: Steven R. Monroe)
273. Satanic (Director: Dan Golden)
274. Saw III (Director: Darren Lynn Bousman)
275. Scenes Of A Sexual Nature (Director: Ed Blum)
276. Scorpius Gigantus (Director: Tommy Withrow)
277. Séance (Director: Mark L. Smith)
278. Section 8 (Director: Carl Gilliard)
279. See No Evil (Director: Gregory Dark)
280. Seraphim Falls (Director: David Von Ancken)
281. Serum (Director: Steve Franke)
282. Severance (Director: Christopher Smith)
283. Shadow: Dead Riot (Director: Derek Wan)
284. Sherrybaby (Director: Laurie Collyer)
285. Shock To The System (Director: Ron Oliver)
286. Silent Hill (Director: Christophe Gans)
287. Simon Says (Director: William Dear)
288. Sisters (Director: Douglas Buck)
289. Skinwalkers (Director: James Isaac)
290. Sleeping Dogs Lie (Director: Bob Goldthwait)
291. Slither (Director: James Gunn)
292. Smashes, Bashes + Crashes (Director: Drew Stone)
293. Smokin’ Aces (Director: Joe Carnahan)
294. Snakes On A Plane (Director: David R. Ellis)
295. Soul’s Midnight (Director: Harry Basil)
296. Southern Justice (Director: M.D. Selig)
297. Southland Tales (Director: Richard Kelly)
298. Special (Directors: Hal Haberman + Jeremy Passmore)
299. Splinter (Director: Michael D. Olmos)
300. State’s Evidence (Director: Benjamin Louis)
301. Steel City (Director: Brian Jun)
302. Stephanie Daley (Director: Hilary Brougher)
303. Stormforce (Director: Hans Herbots)
304. Striking Range (Director: Daniel Millican)
305. Subject Two (Director: Philip Chidel)
306. Suburban Mayhem (Director: Paul Goldman)
307. Summer Love (Director: Piotr Uklanski)
308. Surf School (Director: Joel Silverman)
309. Surveillance (Director: Fritz Kiersch)
310. Sweet Insanity (Director: Daniel Hess)
311. TV: The Movie (National Lampoon’s) (Director: Sam Maccarone)
312. Tekkonkinkreet (Director: Michael Arias)
313. Ten ‘til Noon (Director: Scott Storm)
314. Tenacious D in “The Pick Of Destiny” (Director: Liam Lynch)
315. That Beautiful Somewhere (Director: Robert Budreau)
316. The 9/11 Commission Report (Director: Leigh Scott)
317. The Abandoned (Director: Nacho Cerdà)
318. The Architect (Director: Matt Tauber)
319. The Astronaut Farmer (Director: Michael Polish)
320. The Beach Party At The Threshold Of Hell (Directors: Jonny Gillette + Kevin Wheatley)
321. The Black Dahlia (Director: Brian De Palma)
322. The Bondage (Director: Eric Allen Bell)
323. The Boys + Girls Guide To Getting Down (Director: Paul Sapiano)
324. The Breed (Director: Nicholas Mastandrea)
325. The Butcher (Director: Edward Gorsuch)
326. The Butterfly Effect II (Director: John R. Leonetti)
327. The Choke (Director: Juan Mas)
328. The Clique (Director: David Basulto)
329. The Contract (Director: Bruce Beresford)
330. The DaVinci Treasure (Director: Peter Mervis)
331. The Darwin (Director: Finn Taylor)
332. The Dead Girl (Director: Karen Moncrieff)
333. The Deepening (Directors: Ted Alderman + Jim O’Rear)
334. The Departed (Director: Martin Scorsese)
335. The Devil Wears Spurs (Director: Charlton Thorp)
336. The Dog Problem (Director: Scott Caan)
337. The Drop (Director: Kevin Lewis)
338. The Elder Son (Director: Marius Balchunas)
339. The Elephant King (Director: Seth Grossman)
340. The Entrance (Director: Damon Vignale)
341. The Fall (Director: Tarsem Singh)
342. The Far Side Of Jericho (Director: Tim Hunter)
343. The Foot Fist Way (Director: Jody Hill)
344. The Girl On The Stone (Director: Marisa Sistach)
345. The Good German (Director: Steven Soderbergh)
346. The Good Shepherd (Director: Robert De Niro)
347. The Good Student (Director: David Ostry)
348. The Gravedancers (Director: Mike Mendez)
349. The Groomsmen (Director: Edward Burns)
350. The Hamiltons (Directors: Mitchell Altieri + Phil Flores)
351. The Hard Easy (Director: Ari Ryan)
352. The Heart Specialist (Director: Dennis Cooper)
353. The Hills Have Eyes (Director: Alexandre Aja)
354. The History Boys (Director: Nicholas Hytner)
355. The Hoax (Director: Lasse Hallström)
356. The Host (Director: Bong Joon Ho)
357. The Hottest State (Director: Ethan Hawke)
358. The House (Director: David Krae)
359. The House Of Usher (Director: Hayley Cloake)
360. The Hunt (Director: Fritz Kiersch)
361. The Insurgents (Director: Scott Dacko)
362. The Kovak Box (Director: Daniel Monzón)
363. The Last Drop (Director: Colin Teague)
364. The Last King Of Scotland (Director: Kevin Macdonald)
365. The Last Kiss (Director: Tony Goldwyn)
366. The Last Request (Director: John DeBellis)
367. The Last Time (Director: Michael Caleo)
368. The Lives Of Others (Director: Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck)
369. The Marsh (Director: Jordan Barker)
370. The Night Listener (Director: Patrick Stettner)
371. The Night Of The White Pants (Director: Amy Talkington)
372. The Oh In Ohio (Director: Billy Kent)
373. The Omen (Director: John Moore)
374. The Other Side (Director: Gregg Bishop)
375. The Pumpkin Karver (Director: Robert Mann)
376. The Science Of Sleep (Director: Michel Gondry)
377. The Sensation Of Sight (Director: Aaron J. Wiederspaphn)
378. The Shadow Walkers (Director: Mark Steven Grove)
379. The Situation (Director: Philip Haas)
380. The Slaughter (Director: Jay Lee)
381. The Still Life (Director: Joel Miller)
382. The Strange Case Of Dr. Jekyll + Mr. Hyde (Director: John Carl Buechler)
383. The System Within (Director: Dale Resteghini)
384. The TV Set (Director: Jake Kasdan)
385. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (Director: Jonathan Liebesman)
386. The Tiger’s Tail (Director: John Boorman)
387. The Tripper (Director: David Arquette)
388. The Unknown Woman (Director: Giuseppe Tornatore)
389. The Virgin Of Juarez (Director: Kevin James Dobson)
390. The Wedding Weekend (Director: Bruce Leddy)
391. The Witches Hammer (Director: James Eaves)
392. The Woods (Director: Lucky McKee)
393. The Zombie Diaries (Directors: Michael G. Bartlett + Kevin Gates)
394. Them (Ils) (Directors: David Moreau + Xavier Palud)
395. They’re Just My Friends (Director: Attika Torrence)
396. Thieves + Liars (Director: Ricardo Méndez Matta)
397. Things That Hang From Trees (Director: Ido Mizrahy)
398. Things You Don’t Tell... (Director: Alex Melli)
399. Tired Of Kissing Frogs (Director: Jorge Colón)
400. Trailer Park Boys: The Movie (Director: Mike Clattenburg)
401. Trapped Ashes (Directors: Sean S. Cunningham, Joe Dante, John Gaeta, Monte Hellman + Ken Russell)
402. Troubled Waters (Director: John Stead)
403. True True Lie (Director: Eric Styles)
404. Turistas (Director: John Stockwell)
405. Twisted Sisters (Director: Wolfgang Büld)
406. Two Tickets To Paradise (Director: D.B. Sweeney)
407. Two Weeks (Director: Steve Stockman)
408. Ugly Me (Director: Claudio Dabed)
409. Unconscious (Director: Bradley Wigor)
410. Under Surveillance (Director: Dave Campfield)
411. Underworld (Director: Len Wiseman)
412. Undisputed II: Last Man Standing (Director: Isaac Florentine)
413. Undoing (Director: Chris Can Lee)
414. United (Director: Paul Greengrass)
415. Unrest (Director: Jason Todd Ipson)
416. Valentina’s Tango (Director: Rogelio Lobato)
417. Vampire Diary (Directors: Mark James + Phil O’Shea)
418. Van Wilder II: The Rise Of Taj (National Lampoon’s) (Director: Mort Nathan)
419. Vengeance (Director: Gil Medina)
420. Vengeance (Director: Pleo Sirisuwan)
421. Venus (Director: Roger Michell)
422. Volver (Director: Pedro Almodóvar)
423. Voodoo Curse: The Giddeh (Director: Glenn Plummer)
424. Wages Of Sin (Director: Aaron Robson)
425. Waist Deep (Director Vondie Curtis-Hall)
426. Walker Payne (Director: Matt Williams)
427. Wango + Maloy (Director: Kristian Laslett)
428. Wasted (Director: Matt Oates)
429. Wedding Daze (Director: Michael Ian Black)
430. Whirlygirl (Director: Jim Wilson)
431. Who Made The Potatoe Salad? (Director: Coke Daniels)
432. Wicked Little Things (Director: J.S. Cardone)
433. Wild Seven (Director: James M. Hausler)
434. Wilderness (Director: Michael J. Bassett)
435. Wolfhound (Director: Nikolay Lebedev)
436. World Trade Center (Director: Oliver Stone)
437. Wristcutters A Love Story (Director: Goran Dukic)
438. Yellow (Director: Alfredo Rodriguez de Villa)

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